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Why cant they make premarital sex illegal?
My children are not allowed to listen to mainstream music,Gospel music is the only music played in our home and my daughters cannot wear pants,shorts,or wear make up or date until they are married and I will chose their partner .Females should only wear skirts meaning long skirts and look like females and not wear clothes that expose their sexuality.I feel that premarital sex should be illegal because it is wrong to have sex before marriage cause your virginity is supposed to be for one person and I think we need to teach the next generation this so they will turn out right.

Bobby, Yahoo Answers 87 Comments [3/6/2012 4:23:42 AM]
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I'm happy you don't decide what becomes law, Bobby.

3/6/2012 4:38:50 AM

SpukiKitty

I can see your daughters rebeling, now!

3/6/2012 4:42:34 AM

SpukiKitty

Y'know, it's "Yahoo Answers". Probably a Poe.

3/6/2012 4:43:16 AM



It doesn't matter if they sleep with 100 people before marriage, their virginity will still only have been for one person. That's what virginity is. Not that this misunderstanding is the only thing you have wrong, of course...

3/6/2012 4:43:59 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Can't date until they're married?

lol!

3/6/2012 5:03:37 AM

rubber chicken

Your daughters are probably going to become internet pornstars

3/6/2012 5:06:33 AM

Bollox

How much do you get for daughters, nowadays?

3/6/2012 5:10:32 AM

D Laurier

"Why cant they make premarital sex illegal?"
Because then neocon politicians and fundie preachers might be risking jail time whenever they fuck a prostitute.


I feel sorry for your kids.
You do know that marriage is still very expensive.. right?
You know that untill recently only rich people bothered with it... right?

3/6/2012 5:17:04 AM

EG

"I feel that premarital sex should be illegal because it is wrong to have sex before marriage"
Priceless!

"your virginity is supposed to be for one person"
Have you tried losing your virginity twice? Ok, I suppose you could go for a three-some on your first go...

3/6/2012 5:27:56 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Bollox
How much do you get for daughters, nowadays?


"How much for the women? How much? How much for the little girl? Heh heh heh."______________Jake Blues

3/6/2012 5:33:21 AM

Mister Spak

"Why cant they make premarital sex illegal?"

While we're at it, why can't we make left handedness illegal?


3/6/2012 5:52:06 AM

Bad Wolf

"I will chose their partner"... "not wear clothes that expose their sexuality"

In other words, your greatest ambition is to be an Islamic pimp, am I reading that correctly?

3/6/2012 5:58:25 AM

Swede

If you want to save your virginity for your wife, Bobby, that's your prerogative. But everyone else (above legal age) are free to do whatever they want with their virginity.

Your children are not your property; you are not allowed to treat them however you want. The modern civlized society has something called Human Rights, which you are not allowed to violate, even as a parent. As soon as your kids are old enough, they can have sex with whoever they want and marry whoever they want.

Too bad nobody taught you what's what, as you certainly didn't turn out right.

3/6/2012 6:03:24 AM

Totally not bitter at all

I hope his children leave him, and I hope he suffers until the day he dies.

3/6/2012 6:03:30 AM

Brody

You're children are ticking time bombs.

3/6/2012 6:08:19 AM

Reynardine

I foresee runaways, elopements, shotgun weddings, and sex through a crack in the fence.

3/6/2012 6:26:18 AM

dionysus

Why cant they make premarital sex illegal?

Separation of church and state, that's why, asshole. Not everyone shares your Puritanical beliefs and while you're certainly free to live by them and even force your daughters to live by them (until they're 18 and out of the house anyway), but you have NO RIGHT imposing your beliefs on other adults.

3/6/2012 6:38:13 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"Why cant they make premarital sex illegal?"

Because then you'd have to lock up 95% of all Americans.

3/6/2012 6:51:50 AM

Doubting Thomas

Is this Rick Santorum in disguise?

3/6/2012 7:08:11 AM

kuribo

just because you think it's wrong doesn't mean it should be illegal

3/6/2012 7:18:46 AM

Jedi Knight

You'd love living in Saudi Arabia. You share their values.

3/6/2012 7:27:52 AM



Why cant they make premarital sex illegal?

Because there is no practical way of enforcing such a law without draconian invasion of people's privacy.

If a law is unenforceable, that makes such a law unconstitutional.

My children are not allowed to listen to mainstream music...my daughters cannot wear pants,shorts,or wear make up or date until they are married and I will chose their partner. ...I feel that premarital sex should be illegal because it is wrong to have sex before marriage...

Well, you're cleaning up your little corner of the world. Good for you. It still doesn't give you the right to force this on the general public.

3/6/2012 7:43:00 AM

Justanotheratheist

My Poe detector is twitching, but with these morons you can never be entirely sure.

Either that or Bobby should change his name to Abdul and move to Saudi Arabia. If one of his poor daughters doesn't snap and break his stupid neck.

3/6/2012 7:45:14 AM

Horsefeathers

"Why cant they make premarital sex illegal?"

And how, exactly, would such a law be enforced?

"My children are not allowed to listen to mainstream music,Gospel music is the only music played in our home [...]"

You listen to music with lyrics? You hellbound heathen you! It's Gregorian Chants or nothing, unless you want to be enslaved by Satan himself!

Hey, if you're going to do something, go all the way with it.

"and my daughters cannot wear pants,shorts,or wear make up or date until they are married and I will chose their partner."

Have you decided which of their relatives it will be, or are you still working that out? Probably saving the youngest, freshest, most ripe of the bunch for yourself, no doubt.

"Females should only wear skirts meaning long skirts and look like females and not wear clothes that expose their sexuality."

Check with your local Mosque. They'll probably have some suggestions for you.

"I feel that premarital sex should be illegal because it is wrong to have sex before marriage cause your virginity is supposed to be for one person and I think we need to teach the next generation this so they will turn out right."

Yeah. That'll make sure they turn out "right." This, of course, is the most important topic in modern society, after all. If only we can get people to not have sex before they perform some meaningless ceremony and have some moron's invisible friend "bless" it, then we'll be able to pull all of civilization back from the brink of total collapse.

Or not. I'm betting on "not" myself.

3/6/2012 7:54:35 AM

FinalArbiterOfMyMorality

Yahoo!troll.

3/6/2012 8:11:50 AM
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