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As we’ve long suspected, the birth certificate Barack Hussein Obama finally coughed up after spending a fortune in legal fees to keep it from the public is a fake. Even a CBS affiliate is reporting it [...]

The question isn’t whether the document is fake or even where the Manchurian Moonbat was born, but rather why he would keep the issue alive with a second-rate forgery. It could be sheer incompetence, or it could be part of a strategy of portraying his opponents as flaky conspiracy theorists. The latter would inoculate him from being accused of more serious conspiracies, like deliberately destroying our currency with wildly excessive spending combined with “quantitative easing.” Either way, forgery is a crime.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 18 Comments [3/11/2012 4:57:48 AM]
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or it could be part of a strategy of portraying his opponents as flaky conspiracy theorists

And it's working brilliantly.

3/11/2012 5:17:20 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


3/11/2012 5:24:26 AM

Reynardine

Either way, knowing and malicious libel is a tort, and under certain circumstances, such as disseminating it about a commander-in- chief to the Armed Forces, it becomes the crime of sedition.

3/11/2012 5:36:03 AM



Well, it has been published, it's valid and that's the reason why you're looking like crooks. Unintentionally explaining why nobody takes you seriously.

3/11/2012 5:55:54 AM

\m/>_<\m/

please tell me he's a deep-cover liberal!!

3/11/2012 8:43:47 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK, why would the all-powerful Manchurian Candidate president rely on a second-rate forgery, unless it's not a forgery and the idiots who say it is are, well, just idiots?

Funny how Obama and his cronies are so adept at making him look like he was born in the US, even to the point that they either went back in time or else they knew the moment he was born that he would become president some day and placed fake birth announcements in the Honolulu newspapers in 1961, but yet they can't make a decent birth certificate forgery? Why wouldn't they have just forged his birth certificate back then if they were able to place birth announcements?

3/11/2012 9:07:39 AM

fmitchell

WHY

WON'T

THIS

STORY

DIE?!?!?!?


Seriously. I disagree with some of Obama's policies -- for the opposite reasons of this guy, most likely -- but he's the legitimate president of the United States. He's NOT trying to destroy the U.S. These idiots just can't abide an insufficiently right-wing Democrat (and dare I say a black man) in the White House.

3/11/2012 9:09:17 AM

nazani14

Where's the evidence that he spent anything on legal fees for any reason having to do with his birth certificate? What legal firm represents him in this matter?
The only cost to the public I've heard of is the imposition on the state of Hawaii in continually restating their policies, all of which are posted online.

3/11/2012 9:57:40 AM

Bikeman

Cognitive dissonance much?

3/11/2012 11:08:48 AM

IanC

Manchurian Moonbat?


Thats a new one!

3/11/2012 2:41:53 PM

Brendan Rizzo

@ IanC:

Moonbattery's been calling him that for a long time, actually. It's not really new. It's a total analogy fail, because the Manchurian Candidate did not know he was being manipulated, let alone the fact that Obama is far from being a communist.

3/11/2012 5:37:33 PM

Man Called True

"As we’ve long suspected, the birth certificate Barack Hussein Obama..."

And that's where I stop reading. Nobody legitimately uses his middle name.

3/12/2012 10:21:59 AM

aaa

If i were BHO, why would i need to portray my opponents as McCarthyist conspiracy theorists when they do it far better themselves than i ever could?

@Bikeman: Cognitive dissonance assumes that there is a discomfort in the first place. This is beyond cognitive dissonance; It's Doublethink, a state of mind where you maintain two completely opposing opinions at the same time without any form of dissonance. This is what years of well-crafted propaganda can create, people who believe anything as long as it's a truth approved by the Party, regardless of reality.

3/12/2012 5:07:22 PM

Rob aka Mediancat

Mr. Rizzo: I suspect that, by the definitions of the inhabitants of Moonbattery, anyone to the left of Benito Mussolini is a communist.

3/13/2012 4:59:02 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ Rob aka Mediancat:

True, but that doesn't excuse the total misunderstanding of the plot of The Manchurian Candidate.

3/13/2012 6:17:09 AM

farpadokly

Nobody outside America cares about this issue.

3/13/2012 7:17:16 PM

lisamariefan

Oh come on now. "Flaky" is too kind for your type, Dave.

3/15/2012 11:11:42 PM



"..wildly excessive spending..."

Another lie that will still be a lie no matter how many times you repeat it.

Obama simply put the two wars in the budget where the law requires them to be so the public could see what they're costing us, reversing Dubya's slimy tactic of funding the war costs through a long line of seperate emergency spending bills so they wouldn't show in the budget.

3/17/2012 5:34:18 AM
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