Quote# 86386

[Freepers think aborted fetuses are in their Pepsi products.]

Here, take a drink of this water. It only has a small amount of sewage in it.
Here, take a drink of this Pepsi. It only has a small amount of aborted fetus in it.

In a national taste test..... aborted fetuses prefer Pepsi!

News Flash! Pepsico has acquired Planned Parenthood.

“Pepsi Next” the new drink to die for.

“Pepsi Next” an unusual new flavor you can't quite put your “finger” on.

“Pepsi Next” a new “CHOICE” for women.

Here at Pepsi, there is absolutely NOTHING we won't do, to bring you a new flavor.

Support women's reproductive rights, drink “Pepsi Next”.

“Pepsi Next”, breakfast of abortionists.

Just like Pizza Hut, you won't find Coca Cola at Planned Parenthood. We offer only Pepsi products.

faucetman, Free Republic 57 Comments [3/13/2012 3:28:56 AM]
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...the fuck?

3/13/2012 3:33:26 AM

Filin De Blanc

These people are utter maniacs. There is no lie they will not spread to demonize anyone who dares to disagree with them.

3/13/2012 3:36:10 AM


I prefer Coca Cola.

Then again, if you don't like it, don't have any (Pepsi or abortions)

3/13/2012 3:43:10 AM


> Here, take a drink of this water. It only has a small amount of sewage in it.
> Here, take a drink of this Pepsi. It only has a small amount of aborted fetus in it.

And who says there isn't already, if only at the molecular level? After all, you're breathing the same air that once passed through Hitler's lungs. It's a very small biosphere we live in.

Oh, your computer magic box thingies were invented by a gay guy. Just a reminder.

3/13/2012 4:01:31 AM

You'd have to be clinically insane to believe that. Oh...

3/13/2012 4:24:08 AM


Can't they even do snark and sarcasm properly?

3/13/2012 4:38:26 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Okay, huh?

3/13/2012 4:49:05 AM


faucetman needs to turn off the faucet of fail.

3/13/2012 5:17:48 AM

Table Rock

What the hell are you blathering about? Could you please summon up the ability to form one coherent thought or am I asking too much?

3/13/2012 5:18:47 AM

How does an aborted foetus take part in a taste test and then indicate its preference?

3/13/2012 5:37:58 AM

Mister Spak

At islamic caliphate the buzz is about a pepsi product with pork in it . . .

3/13/2012 5:41:29 AM


Coincidentally, I read this right before going to the store to but some delicious Pepsi Max (among other things).

I have no idea exactly how cells taken from human embryos can be used to experiment on flavour, but whatever they're doing, it's working great. Keep it up, Pepsi.

3/13/2012 5:43:11 AM


Can I have some aborted fetus water with my abortion omelet?

3/13/2012 5:43:44 AM

D Laurier


3/13/2012 5:50:50 AM

Brendan Rizzo

You're insane, Freeper.

3/13/2012 6:04:45 AM

Doubting Thomas

Fundies displaying yet again that they totally fail at humor.

3/13/2012 6:07:11 AM

His Noodly Appendage

The hell is this shit?

3/13/2012 6:22:45 AM


This is considered humor in uber-conservative circles. To everyone else, it looks like frothing insanity.

3/13/2012 6:40:03 AM



Why would Pepsi want to acquire Planned Parenthood? It wouldn't be profitable. People really need to think through their ideas more.

3/13/2012 7:15:35 AM


Which sodas contain dead freepers? I want some of those.

3/13/2012 7:48:34 AM

ok, I agree any water in a stream or river is going to be diluted fish poo with parts of gopher, possum and bear pee in it.

Fetus bits in Pepsi is untrue.

They do use a stem cell line for flavor testing but thats a third party company, not Pepsi themselves.

I hear Coke used to put cocaine in their drink until it became too expensive.

3/13/2012 7:56:26 AM


"Here, take a drink of this water. It only has a small amount of sewage in it. "

On the one hand, I'm glad someone else recognizes that Pepsi tastes like monkey turds. On the other hand... Whuuuuuuuu?????

3/13/2012 8:02:17 AM

J. James

Why would pepsi even WANT to put fetus in soda?

3/13/2012 8:41:22 AM


Age old tactic: When you're really out to dehumanize whoever you're against, accuse them of cannibalism.

3/13/2012 9:09:23 AM


Faucetman, may no woman ever touch you, and may your nutsack dry up and fall off from lack of use.

3/13/2012 9:27:49 AM

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