"... May I say something here? Your space program is stupid and part of the "UFO" cover-up! You have had "flying saucers" since WW II. With our help, you have earth folks on Mars inside that planet at this time. You know the situation of Mars, and have no need to put those little Rovers on it.
"What is amazing is that some of your scientists, that are doing this work, are kept from awareness of us, or told that they will die, if they mention this. You have personnel on the moon.
"You had 2 moons once. They were brought down by the BBB & G’s [Big Bad Boys and Girls] long ago, and used to take out Atlantis and Lemuria. Atlantis was an accident. They intended the moon to destroy China. They miscalculated. Your moon is artificial, constructed in Orion, and towed to earth.
"It will be used elsewhere after your natural moons are restored. Your scientists are currently reporting a new moon that circles earth about every 80 days, and another quite a bit father out. These are our creations, not artificial, but from the Asteroid Belt."
Sananda (Jesus), telepathic message of February 8, 2005, transmitted to Candace Frieze. , Brother Veritus' Website 20 Comments
[3/14/2012 3:30:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Somebody got high and watched "Iron Sky"
And "John Carter of Mars" in a row,and went away to crazyville...
3/14/2012 4:26:38 AM
Now where did my irony meter go? Oh, no, not again...
3/14/2012 4:27:21 AM
Um ... take your meds.
3/14/2012 4:46:35 AM
If Mass Effect and Deus Ex went on a cocaine, meth, and Thunderbird wine bender, this theory would be the baby they leave in the dumpster behind the liquor store, only to be raised and nurtured by retarded wolves. What we have here is a hell of a high concept for a video game, but a piss-poor grasp on reality.
3/14/2012 5:41:50 AM
Aannd that would make one hell of a cartoon episode. I like you.
3/14/2012 5:48:20 AM
"You had 2 moons once. They were brought down by the BBB & G’s [Big Bad Boys and Girls] long ago, and used to take out Atlantis and Lemuria."
How skimpily were the girls dressed when they did this? And did they wear special cameltoe-enhancing pants? Can I download this episode?
3/14/2012 6:34:34 AM
How many times have I said this? We're not supposed to make fun of genuine nut jobs. That's mean.
3/14/2012 6:37:23 AM
You know, I often wonder if the people who write this stuff actually believe it, are just trolling, or are attempting to write science fiction for crazy people to believe. At any rate, it's amazing how claims like this always get picked up by other people and spread around as fact.
3/14/2012 7:09:44 AM
I love the two moons bit. Wonder if one was a planet buster?
3/14/2012 7:52:37 AM
Man, maybe we should not have put so much mescaline to the water...
3/14/2012 9:06:08 AM
Plato made Atlantis up.
3/14/2012 9:38:43 AM
When I was in college I had to do a mini-project for an intro chemical+thermal processes course; my class partner and I decided to model what would happen if the moon crashed into the earth. With our admittedly simplified calculations, we determined that the temperature of the earth would rise by 740 degrees Celsius. The slightly scary thing is that the amount of energy required to boil off all the oceans across the globe is negligible compared to the amount of energy such a collision would release.
That's not factoring in the dust cloud that would be created or the physical damage to the earth, which were outside the scope of the project. So no, no one ever crashed a moon to take out a city, because the only thing that could possibly survive such an event would be bacteria or other single-celled organisms, and I'm not even sure if that could happen.
Also, how badly does one have to miscalculate to hit Atlantis instead of China?
3/14/2012 9:58:42 AM
Capt. Frieze, Capt. Frieze, your orbit has become unstable and has deteriorated to a dangerous state. Abandon ship and return to earth immediately.
3/14/2012 11:04:26 AM
conspiracy kookery ?
do I love the internet for bringing me this shit for entertainment purposes ?
HELL YES !
3/14/2012 11:24:37 AM
That can't possibly be Jesus. He was far more articulate than that. Typical mentally ill Americans...* This is why we need universal health care.
* By this point I hope it is abundantly clear that I am only invoking anti-American stereotypes because I am American myself.
3/14/2012 11:29:56 AM
I fucking love "constructed in Orion". Its just so nonsensical, even by the exceedingly low standards of the rest of the post. So unnessecary, so pointless, so... astronomically illiterate. Classic.
The most charitable I can be is that maybe she means the Orion Nebula, but even so, why so fucking far away?
3/14/2012 12:01:49 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
3/14/2012 9:00:59 PM
Poe's Law, anyone?
3/15/2012 11:10:15 PM
Well, that would take care of at least 95% of all posts here.
we would be left with credible and plausible theories.
Same with FSTDT. so what do you think is the point of these sites, then?
Besides: define sane! It may well mean different things for different folks.
3/16/2012 1:17:22 AM
Well I asked a thirteen year old boy about Atlantis. He said it was a myth. And he also said that it was actually called Kumari Kandam, and it can rise at will whenever it wants. Also, the Lemurians were humanity's defenders against the nagas, who worship an evil god of cryptids.
...See, I can paraphrase tv shows too. Ass.
3/27/2012 1:16:17 PM