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lol you guys don't understand anything. I have 7 associate degrees and 6 certifications and a bachelors of science in computers. You guys don't understand anything when it comes to critical thinking. I was in geology, anthropology, chemistry, biology, and all the them. I know how evolution works. You guys just can't accept the doubt there is within this belief. I don't care if there's nothing science can fill it with. I rather it be nothing than for it to be a lie like "macro" evolution. I stand by what i say. So far animal species have only decreased. There were more animals in the past that have now become extinct. We started with a lot and now ended up with less now not due to evolution though. You can see fossils of 500 million year old crabs the same as now. The fossils evolution supporters don't want you to see. The fossil record is against evolution of anything. I've debated many times. It can go on forever. Endless battle. Just leaving it at that. I don't care about any foundations of your beliefs if you want it to be apes. If you can't accept it being false then that's your problem.

Conker, HardOCP 76 Comments [3/14/2012 3:56:40 AM]
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Tempus

I have 7 associate degrees and 6 certifications and a bachelors of science in computers

And yet, you write like a complete illiterate.

Wow. Imagine that.

I was in geology, anthropology, chemistry, biology, and all the them.

"How many degrees do you have?"


"ALL of them!"

3/14/2012 4:01:37 AM

Agrf

7x2=14 associate degrees
1x4=4 bachelors
6x.5=3 certifications
so you have spent 21 years of your life in college?I call Bull.

3/14/2012 4:16:32 AM

Bollox

Oh yes, Conker, and how much did you pay for each of these, er, 'degrees'?

3/14/2012 4:31:33 AM

FTR...

Well I have two doctorates, four professorships and was recently voted supreme overlord of science for the tenth year running.

And I think you're a 'tard.

3/14/2012 5:20:56 AM

Javascap



Get all the degrees! Deny all of the things!

3/14/2012 5:24:04 AM

Miste Spak

"If you can't accept it being false then that's your problem."

We have the fossils. We win. If you can't accept that then that's your problem.

3/14/2012 5:27:42 AM



I have 7 associate degrees and 6 certifications and a bachelors of science in computers.

I have an associate, bachelor and master degree in electrical engineering from a top private school in the country.

I still don't spout looney about things I have no idea about.

3/14/2012 6:05:23 AM

dionysus

Oh yeah? Well I have eleventy-thousand phDs in biology, chemistry, organic chemistry, physics, paleontology, quantum nutrition, unregulated anti-matter vortexes, and other fields that make me a great scientician! And I say that the universe was created when a transdimensional rhino ate a bad batch of undercooked dark matter and crapped out the universe. If you can't accept it being true then that's your problem.

3/14/2012 6:18:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

So how is having a bunch of degrees in computer science make you an expert on evolution? Or is that just appeal to authority?

3/14/2012 6:24:45 AM

tranz2deep

You. Are. A. Liar.

Stop lying for.. fuck it, you aren't lying for Christ!

Just stop lying!

3/14/2012 6:36:18 AM



"I have 7 associate degrees....""


You're kidding, right? Most of an AA degree is general ed courses, which have absolutely nothing to do with any declared major. What did you have? A handful, if that, of classes in each subject for which you have an AA?

Clearly, none of those degrees are in English.

3/14/2012 6:44:13 AM

Detrs

My GED is worth more than your education.

3/14/2012 6:57:33 AM

Drummer

You fail at lying.

Or...

You fail at being a poe.

3/14/2012 7:06:07 AM

Pilotess

I have six master's, hold a proffessoreship at Princeton, won a nobel price and am currently nomitated again ... see, I can make up shit too!

Why did you even bother with college, you sound like one of the Santorum followers who think education is not important! Looks like you notice it comes in handy when establishing credability, though, I don't know anybody who would think that an associated degree (or 7 of them) makes them an expert. I actually don't know anybody holding 7 associate degrees!

3/14/2012 7:11:51 AM

Robespierre

You do know that "I'm educated!" is not a real argument, right? Also, there is a difference between being open to adjust one's views, should new evidence prove them wrong, and exploiting this ever-open possibility to say that you're free to claim anything you like with equal value. And stop the bullshit please.

3/14/2012 7:42:28 AM

J. James

You'd think all those degrees would go somewhere towards making paragraphs, or a logical point, or providing evidence, or ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDING EVOLUTION. It works, bitches. You don't need any more proof than that, but if you want it, you got it. This entire argument over evolution is solely and exclusively based on the sheer willful ignorance of Internet-warrior asswipes like this guy.

As an aside, if this guy has legitimate degrees then I am the Queen of England.

3/14/2012 7:52:13 AM

Dr. Razark

And I have a doctorate. Got it from the finest diploma mill I could find.

I've got a handful of certifications. Those are easy to come by.

A BS in Computer Science as well. From a real school.

I was in geology, chemistry, biology, and physics. Took a class in each in high school, and a few semesters in college.


All my education points to one fact: you know nothing of evolution.

3/14/2012 8:19:16 AM

Osiris

Starts his post bragging about qualifications that aren't related to the discussion and are probably fictional to begin with.

Good to know I don't have to listen to anything else that follows.

Also I see most of your degrees are either two year associates or four year bachelors degrees, meaning you probably only took 100 level general ed science class, so don't baw your eyes out if I decide that someone who has a Masters or PhD in just one of those fields happens to be a bit more knowledgeable on those subjects than you are. But if I need someone to sell me RAM at Best Buy I'll know who to look for.

3/14/2012 8:21:35 AM

Thinking Allowed

So how much cereal did you have to eat to get tot he bottom of all those boxes to get your degrees, and certificates?

3/14/2012 8:42:53 AM

Flah

The fact that he uses the term "macro evolution" tells me that Conker doesn't really know anything about evolution. In addition, the letters that would come after your name wouldn't be worth the ink they're printed with if, as I suspect, you got them from some PO Box in Texas.

3/14/2012 8:45:02 AM

aaa

Just because you got your degree out of E-bay doesn't make you a computer scientist. Shit, i don't think you even know what fossils are.

3/14/2012 8:45:16 AM

fmitchell

It's like that XKCD comic, only instead of a physicist he's a guy that instructs devices stupider than him using a tiny but punctuation-heavy subset of English.


3/14/2012 8:49:35 AM

Sentry Gun

If you think "living fossils" are proofs evolution is wrong, then you're right, you can discuss the validity of ToE for ever.

3/14/2012 8:51:12 AM

Thinking Allowed

So how much cereal did you have to eat to get tot he bottom of all those boxes to get your degrees, and certificates?

3/14/2012 8:51:48 AM

Berny

Seven degrees and you don't understand evolution.
I smell industrial grade bullshit.

3/14/2012 9:08:49 AM
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