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The Almighty could have adjusted the tectonic plates gently but the Japanese are spending too much time and concentration on video games instead of spiritual matters. For example,the creators of Super Mario if they had spent all that super brain and energy on the spiritual path, the world could have had at least two spare masters on top of the 313 required to keep the balance. The Chinese need to draw their USD reserves and use them to foster spiritual progress within their country, or they might also end up with a heavy yin and yang blow in their headlong rush for the material.

911twoofer, RT 51 Comments [3/16/2012 3:37:08 AM]
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Wehpudicabok

Way to combine the only two facts you know about Japan into a bizarre and irrational "argument."

3/16/2012 1:41:19 PM

dionysus

The creators of Mario not only created some of the best known video game franchises of all time (Mario, Zelda, etc.), they single-handedly revived the entire video game industry providing millions of new jobs. If they had spent their time on woo-woo, they'd contribute nothing but spreading more woo-woo. They certainly couldn't have stopped the Earth from quaking.

3/16/2012 1:42:52 PM

gaijinlaw

What the what?

3/16/2012 1:44:29 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

That must have been an awesome bong-hit.

3/16/2012 1:44:47 PM



Ummm... what?

*whistles SMB game-over music*

3/16/2012 1:45:43 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Disproportionate Retribution, much?

3/16/2012 1:48:08 PM

Often Partisan

wtf?!

3/16/2012 1:50:31 PM

Trilobiter

Wait, so God punished Japan for creating video games? What an asshole.

3/16/2012 1:55:26 PM

werewolf

What?

3/16/2012 1:57:08 PM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Ummm...yeah..

3/16/2012 1:59:45 PM

Old Viking

Truly bizarre.

3/16/2012 2:19:49 PM

Fundies Make Me Sick

911twit: You are a dick and a fool. That is all.

3/16/2012 2:30:17 PM

checkmate

two spare masters on top of the 313 required to keep the balance.

???? WTF ????

I can make up goofy crap too.

3/16/2012 2:31:50 PM

Hertzyscowicz

Okay, fess up time. You used a fundie quote generator for that, didn't you?

3/16/2012 3:00:47 PM

Philbert McAdamia

So, Japan is mostly Shinto and Buddhist, and this doesn't piss off your giant butt-crack of a jealous god nearly as much as them not making Mario Brothers to suit you, personally. So he fucked up their poorly planned coastal nuclear plant by purposely ramming the tec plates together extra hard, to teach them a thing or two. Well, you have to admire a guy like that.

3/16/2012 3:09:12 PM

armogohma

Over in reality, Nintendo employees were having a difficult time mustering the whimsy to make happy, cheerful games after such a tragedy. Ultimately, they decided that it was their responsibility to cheer people up with Super Mario.

3/16/2012 3:11:13 PM

Passerby

Word salad with WTF dressing.

3/16/2012 3:29:38 PM

Burning Stake

I went to the original link, and put the number "313" into Wikipedia, and I still don't get it-unless it's involving the many twisting numerology arguments about "666" or another religious cultural reference that I don't understand.

3/16/2012 3:41:25 PM

ThinkingManNeil

Twoofer, the medicine can't help you if you don't take it...

3/16/2012 3:44:48 PM

Osiris

If being Christian is such a sure fire way to prevent natural disasters, then why is the most heavily Christian part of America constantly hit by tornadoes every year? No other part of America faces such a consistent onslaught by Mother Nature as the Bible belt.

3/16/2012 3:56:51 PM

Martha Jones

So, you're blaming an Earthquake on how certain people make their living?

You are a sickening being from the depths of the abyss.

3/16/2012 4:24:54 PM



Your asshole must be bleeding profusely if you managed to pull that out of it

3/16/2012 5:19:17 PM

Lizuka


3/16/2012 8:52:39 PM

Javascap

....I think this guy needs a useless rubber glove invention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1Nff6jgjo

3/16/2012 9:04:16 PM

Justanotheratheist

Which neatly explains why countries likew the Netherlands and Sweden which have virtually abandoned "the spiritual path" altogether never get hit by earthquakes while still vaguely religious Italy does.

Not to mention what others have already noted, that America's bible belt is regularly victim to serious natural disasters, i.e. tornadoes, while the sinful Las Vegas carries on in blissful peace and quiet.

I don't think you've thought your argument through very well, but then again what else could I expect?

3/16/2012 10:07:16 PM
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