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Actors/witches were hired to chant in downtown Manhattan as the 911 MEGA RITUAL continued. As daoist practitioner Ann Coulter stood in burning coals for her part of the 911 ritual (Oprah Winfrey recently walked on hot coals [another Satanic ritual]. I assume Oprah did the coal walking segment for demonic power as a ritual for the next scam by the Satanic U.S. govt. or to drive up low viewership on OWN. I point out that OWN IS NWO backwards) between 2 mason bodybuilders, rolled her eyes back in her head and sent her CHI FIREBALLS toward the WTC Towers.

07august, David Icke's Official Forums 17 Comments [3/18/2012 4:28:01 AM]
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#1383367
Percy Q. Shunn


3/18/2012 6:07:55 AM
#1383377
Leliel

I would put something about "not nice to make fun of the mentally ill"...

...But I've seen crazier.

As it is, it's a great idea for Unknown Armies.

3/18/2012 6:33:37 AM
#1383380
anevilmeme

Ann Coulter: daoist.......bwahahahaha!!!!

David Ickes may be the only human being too crazy for our friends at Conservapedia and Free Republic.

Unless David is himself a shape shifting reptilian acting as a 5th columnist......yeah that's it.

3/18/2012 6:37:45 AM
#1383479
Greater Good

I don't normally do this, but I'm calling Poe. Something about CHI FIREBALLS just screams over-the-top.

3/18/2012 9:29:34 AM
#1383494
J. James

I agree. No one claims Oprah Winfrey shoots CHI FIREBALLS from her eyes at the WTC in all seriousness. This must -should be- a Poe.

3/18/2012 9:48:06 AM
#1383509


Good luck explaining the presence of Arabic in the blackbox.

3/18/2012 10:03:10 AM
#1383551
nazani14

Look up the coal-walking episode of Mythbusters.

3/18/2012 11:28:55 AM
#1383610
Flah

Holy crap... Ann Coulter is able to fire off a Hadoken? I take back every single bad thing I've said about her. She's okay in my book.

3/18/2012 1:43:17 PM
#1383691


Ann Coulter: Conservi-hame-ha!!!!!!

To think, she screamed throughout her entire career just to power up for that one attack...

3/18/2012 9:35:21 PM
#1383702
Veras_the_Brujah

Wait... OWN is NWO backwards? Holy shit! That proves everything! The probability of three randomly selected letters appearing in a specific order is only 1 in 17,576, so there's no way that this is a coincidence! Furthermore, 17576 is the ZIP Code of Smoketown, Pennsylvania, which, as of the 2000 Census, had 119 residents. Not only did a plane crash in Pennsylvania on 9/11 and go up in smoke, but 119 is 9/11 backwards! Can't you all see it, it's so obvious!?

3/18/2012 11:49:38 PM
#1383896
Doubting Thomas

Say what now? Ann Coulter anything but a right-wing bible-banging fundie? Seriously? I never, ever, thought I would ever say this in my life, but dude, you need to watch Fox News more often.

3/19/2012 8:03:46 AM
#1383922


Don't take the brown acid.

3/19/2012 9:15:49 AM
#1383994
aaa

Welp.

3/19/2012 12:07:08 PM
#1384288
Argle Bargle

An obvious Poe. How can you read the "chi fireballs" part and not get it?

3/20/2012 6:49:57 AM
#1384607
Leliel

@ Argle Bargle

It's David Icke. They honestly believe this stuff.

3/21/2012 6:52:23 AM
#1386557
Martha Jones

I feel bad for laughing so hard at this, but honestly...

3/27/2012 1:13:07 PM
#1386619
DiscoBerry

So Satanists did 9/11 or Reptilians did 9/11 I am getting confused?

3/27/2012 4:26:54 PM
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