Quote# 86569


And you wonder why things are going so godawful over there.

If you read over my articles on Obama’s massive social engineering on the military – such as imposing homosexuality on our troops – you ought to see that this is frankly no surprise. These days, if a gay soldier in your unit fancies you, you’d better just bend over and let him sodomize you; because if you don’t he’ll file a sexual harassment suit against you – and under this administration you will be found guilty and punished to the fullest extent of the law.

It’s also no surprise that our first “emperor” president would begin to implement the first “Praetorian guard” approach to our soldiers.

I find it despicable; but of course everything this president has done has pretty much been despicable.

Michael Eden, Start Thinking Right 61 Comments [3/22/2012 3:28:53 AM]
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quinky

Michael Eden appears to be thinking a lot about getting raped by soldiers lately.

Do these people even read what they are writing? You will get sued to the fullest extent of the law if you refuse an unwanted cock in your ass at any given time? Good god. This isn't even a slippery slope; it's a greased wall.


3/22/2012 3:32:21 AM

Swede

If you knew how many women during history that have done exactly that; just given in to unwanted advances because no-one will believe them anyway, you'd be horror-struck (if you have an ounce of humanity, that is). In some countries a woman can even be stoned to death for the crime of being raped (today, that is, not hundreds of years ago). Forgive me if I don't feel that much compassion for your sudden fear of being raped. Join the club; that's a reality for about half of the population. (No, we are not scared all the time, but we live with the knowledge that it's a possibility, and that even little old ladies are sometimes raped in nursing homes.)

Obama hasn't imposed homosexuality on the troops; the only difference is that gay soldiers are now allowed to acknowledge that they are gay. For a homophobe like you, Mikey, isn't it better to know where your "enemy" is, than knowing that he can be anyone of the soldiers around you?

Why is he an "emperor" president? Because he was actually the popular vote of the people, not the choice of the rich friends of his dad?
What "Praetorian guard"? Don't all presidents have body-guards?

3/22/2012 3:49:05 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


3/22/2012 4:07:06 AM

Pup

That's really not how it works.

3/22/2012 4:14:03 AM

michael3ov

Someone please tell me that people like this aren't real. It has to be some bot that spits out nonsense on the internet every once in awhile. People can't be this moronic and hateful, right? Right?!

3/22/2012 4:18:28 AM

Arioch

Those rape fantasies are back, aren't they Mikey?

3/22/2012 4:20:08 AM

gravematter

Allowing people to be open about their sexual orientation is not the same as imposing that sexual orientation on others (as if that were possible). Avoiding being raped is not grounds for a sexual harassment suit. These two points seem too obvious to even mention, but apparently Michael Eden has got some misfiring neurons in his "brain". I'm afraid the reference to the "Praetorian guard" escapes me. Are American soldiers being trained to be Obama's bodyguards? It doesn't seem very cost-effective.

3/22/2012 4:22:05 AM

Doctor Whom

Right, and you know what else? The military is integrated now, so that soldier who rapes you may be of a different race from you. Oh, dear, did I just give you even more fap material?

3/22/2012 4:44:04 AM



"everything this president has done has pretty much been despicable..."

Hmmmm, let's see.....he saved the US auto industry and the 1.5 million jobs that depend upon it, removed the bankers as middlemen for student loans, thereby freeing up millions of tax dollars that were flowing to wall street instead of students, got some regulation on the health insurance industry which will keep them from dropping you if you get sick or cost too much money, killed Osama bin Laden, signed legislation guaranteeing women the right to equal pay....yep, that's all "pretty much despicable, all right.

3/22/2012 5:05:54 AM

toby_trier

"These days, if a gay soldier in your unit fancies you, you’d better just bend over and let him sodomize you; because if you don’t he’ll file a sexual harassment suit against you."

Hell, I don't live in the USA but I am sure it doesn't work that way. If someone is gay, he has no compulsion to fuck everyone, nor has he the right to. How can people actually believe this to be actually true?

3/22/2012 5:28:33 AM

Mister Spak

Right those 300 guys in greece were weinees.

3/22/2012 5:31:44 AM

thelivingguano

What the *fuck* are you on about? I may be mistaken, but I don't think the repeal of DADT affected any existing US military codes regarding rape or sexual harassment. If a soldier in your unit *asks* you to bend over so he can sodomise you, you could file a harassment complaint against him, and quite rightly so. Just as a female soldier could do if you asked her to bend over. There's not much you can do to stop anyone fancying you; how they express that is governed by codes of acceptable behaviour the same as anyone else.

Grow the fuck up.

3/22/2012 5:35:18 AM

Reynardine

Everything you've made up about this President is despicable, because you can't stand a black man in the White House.

(I've heard about rapes of enlisted men by their superior officers going at least as far back as Korea; I'm sure it happened before that, too, but even I am not old enough to have heard it talked about)

3/22/2012 5:35:29 AM

Extraintrovert

Yet more evidence that homophobes think about gay sex far more than actual homosexuals.

Although, given the horrifying levels of rape in the US military, and the inevitable subsequent coverups, Eden's fears aren't as crazy as the usual, though for all the wrong reasons.

3/22/2012 6:13:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

I'm quite certain that if homosexual rape were allowed and condoned in the military, we'd hear about it on Fox News. In fact, if there is ever one isolated incident of homosexual rape from a gay soldier, it will be all over Fox News with editorials disguised as news stories about how gay soldiers are destroying the military.

Funny, though, how conservative idiots are only concerned about rape when it's men being raped.

3/22/2012 6:13:56 AM

GigaGuess

Okay, go to your boss, and tell him that you would like to file a sexual harassment suit because that girl two desks away from you wouldn't give you a blowjob. Guess what. SAME DAMN THING! You'd get canned, and so would said gay soldier.

Unless...y'know...you were in the middle of blowing said evil homo until you were caught. Bet you've been "harassed" a lot like that... ;)

3/22/2012 6:19:31 AM

dionysus

Okay, fundies, let's have a lesson in the English language, shall we?Okay, fundies, let's have a lesson in the English language, shall we?

And you wonder why things are going so godawful

Lesson 1: Adjectives describe nouns, not verbs. ADVERBS are used to describe verbs.

such as imposing homosexuality on our troops

Lesson 2: Allowing=/=imposing. The two words actually have different definitions. We ALLOW homosexuals to serve in the military. We IMPOSE penalties for crimes.

you’d better just bend over and let him sodomize you; because if you don’t he’ll file a sexual harassment suit against you

Lesson 3: Sexual harassment does not mean what you think it means. Quite the opposite, actually. Sexual harassment is when someone INITIATES unwanted sexual contact, not when the other person REJECTS unwanted sexual contact.

our first “emperor” president

Lesson 4: An "emperor" must have an empire otherwise that person is not an emperor. If Obama took over Mexico and started ruling over it then he might be considered an emperor.

implement the first “Praetorian guard” approach to our soldiers

I recommend a history class in addition to this English class.

I find it despicable

Lesson 5: When using pronouns, make sure that there isn't any ambiguity as to what your pronoun is referring to.

everything this president has done has pretty much been despicable

Lesson 6: This is what we call "lying your ass off". Actually, most of your post is an example of "lying your ass off".

That concludes our lesson for today! Come back again tomorrow because I know there's no way you learned anything at all from the lesson. Fundies don't learn.

3/22/2012 6:20:29 AM

Filin De Blanc

How in God's name could you POSSIBLY be sued for sexual harassment for TURNING DOWN sex? Lying bastard.

3/22/2012 6:31:08 AM



So who thinks if we look under Michael's bed we'll find a stack of military rape porn?

3/22/2012 6:31:09 AM

Atheissimo

'you’d better just bend over and let him sodomize you'

New rule: You have keep your hands above the desk when you write things like that. BOTH hands.

3/22/2012 6:35:35 AM

Podkayne

A just God would make such willful stupidity painful.

3/22/2012 6:41:12 AM

Horsefeathers

"These days, if a gay soldier in your unit fancies you, you’d better just bend over and let him sodomize you; because if you don’t he’ll file a sexual harassment suit against you – and under this administration you will be found guilty and punished to the fullest extent of the law."

I don't get this bizarre idea that saying, "Sorry, I'm not interested" is somehow supposed to be construed as "sexual harassment" which can then be punished.

This is like saying that men can't ask a woman out on a date because if she's not interested he'll wind up in jail as a rapist because she told didn't want to go out with him. It just doesn't make sense.

"It’s also no surprise that our first 'emperor' president would begin to implement the first 'Praetorian guard' approach to our soldiers."

First of all, how the hell is Obama an "emperor" president?

Second, you don't really know what the Praetorian Guard were, do you?

"I find it despicable; but of course everything this president has done has pretty much been despicable."

That's because you're a far right wing nutjob whose sense of reality has been warped by many years of having your head shoved up the GOP's ass because you mistook them for Gawd himself, or at least his directly ordained representatives.

3/22/2012 6:42:58 AM

John

These days, if a gay soldier in your unit fancies you, you’d better just bend over and let him sodomize you; because if you don’t he’ll file a sexual harassment suit against you – and under this administration you will be found guilty and punished to the fullest extent of the law.

This is just silly. First, it has never happened. Eden just made it up. Second, sexual harassment is not a crime; it's an unlawful employment practice under the 1964 Civil Rights Act. The employer is held responsible; not the person committing the harassment. So Eden doesn't even know what the sexual harassment law is. Third, the military has much the same rules as private businesses. Sexual harassment is gender-neutral. It doesn't matter whether the offender or victim are male or female. So if a gay man approaches an unwilling straight man, it is the gay man who will be charged with sexual harassment. Fourth, almost all military sexual harassment charges have been leveled by women against heterosexual men.

3/22/2012 6:43:34 AM

Grimsoncrow

Oh, boohoo. shut yo' trap, bitch!

3/22/2012 7:01:04 AM

J. James

Maybe if you weren't putting out so much latent homosexuality the boyz wouldn't be so flirty.

"if a gay soldier in your unit fancies you, you’d better just bend over and let him sodomize you"

That is a sexual fantasy if I've ever seen one.

Stop sagging your jeans, stop bashing the gays, and stop ragging on about Obama and maybe people would listen to your cries for attention and man-love.

3/22/2012 7:12:17 AM

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