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["Bin Laden not buried at sea, body moved on CIA plane to US"]

If this is true, it revives my concern that those same Seals who were on that mission were "unfortunately" killed in Afghanistan only weeks after the "supposed" Bin Laden hit... If someone in Washington arranged for those men to be silenced to keep the truth from the public, someone is going to pay dearly for that political murder...

If this has happened, they no doubt believe they are untouchable... But they cannot hide from my God, and I have a direct line to his office...

Lazarus, Where Liberty Dwells 18 Comments [3/24/2012 3:53:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Reynardine

Lazarus, it's clear your brain was never resurrected. Hang a crape on your nose.

3/24/2012 4:23:21 AM

michael3ov

Not all the seals who went after bin Laden were on the helicopter that was shot down. It was a mixture of seals from different teams. Stay away from Alex Jones and start reading a book on logic. Seriously.

3/24/2012 5:06:33 AM

jsonitsac

@michael3ov

I heard a former Bush administration official say that if any SEALS had been killed on the mission we would have known about it. She said that the deaths of service members is the kind of thing that you just can't keep secret from the public, people would learn.

3/24/2012 5:24:52 AM

Matante

Sure, they brought the body to a secret government facility in order to clone an army of Bin Ladens and take your guns away.

Do conspirationists ever wonder WHY the CIA/NWO/UN/Canada would do all the strange things they suspect them of?
Unless they themselves don't really know what they're doing so they don't see anything weird in elaborate plots toward pointless goals.

3/24/2012 5:35:47 AM

aaa

At this rate, their conspiracy theories are going to go somewhere where even Birchers are afraid of going.

3/24/2012 5:40:35 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Aren't the SEALs still alive? That refutes this conspiracy theory...

3/24/2012 7:33:14 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@Brendan Rizzo

Sometime last year the Taliban shot down a helicopter and killed its passengers, some of whom were part of SEAL Team 6.

3/24/2012 8:15:58 AM

Papabear

"If this is true..."

"If this has happened..."

And if pigs could fly they wouldn't walk in the mud. How about proving it's true or shutting up.

3/24/2012 9:42:51 AM

J. James

You know, that would make a whole lot more sense if it weren't for the fact that THE SEALS IN THE BIN LADEN RAID DIDN'T DIE IN THE HELICOPTER CRASH, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

That helicopter which was shot down was carrying, among other things, members of SEAL team 6, but not a single one which participated in the Bin Laden raid.

For that matter, is it really so impossible for the Taliban to shoot down a big, noisy, slow-moving, low-flying, vulnerable troop transport helicopter, just moments after it took off, using a freaking rocket grenade?

3/24/2012 11:48:10 AM



The Seals that were lost in the Chinook were not the same as those who participated in the Geronimo raid, they were however a part of the same unit. Devgru, formerly Seal Team 6 is made up of more than those who raided UBL's compound.

3/24/2012 3:57:02 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

they cannot hide from my God, and I have a direct line to his office

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3/24/2012 8:29:54 PM

nazani14

Good luck with that. We're still waiting for justice for Pat Tilman, a patriotic atheist whose death was co-opted by Christian ghouls.

3/25/2012 12:34:56 PM

werewolf

Your god has a secretary?

3/26/2012 10:50:42 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, it wasn't the same SEAL members who went on the Osama raid that were killed in the crash later. I thought we'd established that. I guess I shouldn't expect conspiracy theorists to know actual facts.

3/26/2012 3:28:24 PM

myheadhurts

*cough, bullshit, cough*

3/28/2012 7:56:00 PM

perdurabo

@werewolf - That's "Administrangelic Assistant" And no, getting god coffee is not in its job description.

3/28/2012 8:24:44 PM

Raised by Horses

"But they cannot hide from my God, and I have a direct line to his office..."

That line might inspire fear and awe in people if spoken in Don LaFontaine's voice.

I suspect, however, that you are not him. Nice try, though.

4/1/2012 1:06:14 AM

Tatsukun

Sorry, superman has agreed to protect these people from your god-magic. Bummer for you and your revenge plans.

5/25/2012 10:11:42 AM
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