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ok I guess you evil people now control yahoo answers, and only your little circle jerk answers my censored question, just like you do on all other internet sites. Congratulations, you are so powerful and tricky and clever, you are succeeding in enacting YOUR will. Only YOUR will is not your own.

Every single answer in the 'religion and spirituality' section, 9 for 9, is from stupid little atheist monsters. Kind of suspicious, of course I know I am being censored, and it is super creepy that demons like you are in control of everything on the internet.


Myron, Yahoo Answers 60 Comments [4/5/2012 3:30:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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fmitchell

"Censored?" That word doesn't mean what you think it means. You get to post your rants, and other people get to laugh at you. First Amendment in action.

FWIW, the original "question" was an assertion that atheists only do moral things because they're "aping" good Christians, not because they have good secular reasons. Let us now commence discussion of Hammurabi's Code, the Stoics and other Greek moral philosophers, the nigh-universality of the Golden Rule, and Christian ignorance vis-a-vis the roots of their own religion and their irrational hatred of atheist "monsters".

4/5/2012 3:51:03 AM

Subacai

Is howls of laughter an appropriate response? Yes, I think it is. *Dies laughing*

4/5/2012 4:03:22 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

I lol'd!

4/5/2012 4:15:11 AM

Leighton Buzzard

He's been censored! This is why we can't read about him whining that he's been censored!

4/5/2012 4:17:42 AM

Nerikull

*snerk* "O noez! They disagree with me! It's CENSORSHIP! It's stripping me of my riiiiiights! Waaahhhhhh!!"

I really have to wonder about these people. I really do...

4/5/2012 4:18:47 AM

Agahnim

Yahoo! Answers is full of fundies. Atheists are also not monsters. Fundamentalist theists are. Also, Hell doesn't have Internet access, so it isn't demons.

4/5/2012 4:37:49 AM

shykid

If atheists are so powerful and evil, then don't you think they'd have better and eviler things to do with their time than tell people on an Internet message board that they're wrong?

4/5/2012 4:38:09 AM

Reynardine

Yeah, you're being censored. That's why we're all able to read your mean little screed.

4/5/2012 4:44:42 AM

Atheissimo

So you're surprised that an offensive question implying that all atheists are immoral is given the contempt it deserves?

Oh, I forgot, persecution only applies to white American Christians. Any other form of bigotry is 'doing God's work'.

I don't think censorship means what you think it means. If we can read what you write, you're not being censored. Or is this more Christian doublespeak? Is the fact you have no right to censor other people itself a form of persecution towards yourself?

4/5/2012 4:58:37 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

I like the best answer:

"Your name is spelt wrong , it should be Moron."

4/5/2012 5:12:42 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Who cares? This is from Yahoo Answers.

@ fmitchell:

It's possible that he meant to write "censured". Fundies generally can't spell.

4/5/2012 5:20:43 AM

Mister Spak

Well, computers and the internet were invented by homos and atheists, so what did you expect?

4/5/2012 5:26:25 AM

emau99

For context, here is the original question Myron asked:

Anytime a 'moral' atheists does anything good, they are merely aping someone religious?
Snotty atheists always like to say when a godless person does something nice, they are doing it for a superior reason, because they aren't doing it for God.

The truth is, the only reason any atheist ever does anything good, is because they are merely aping and imitating the behavior of good, religious, Christian people.

4/5/2012 5:43:09 AM

WWWWolf

> my censored question

Now that's a tought that makes all sane people hold on for a second. Why would anyone censor a question?

Could it be that you already knew the answer to this "question" and you were just there to provoke a response and stir up debate? (See what I did there?) That is what is in certain circles called "trolling". Doesn't matter if that's done through outright assertions or loaded questions.

If you want to go out there to QA sites to actually ask questions in hopes of getting answers, you probably won't get censored. Go raise some ruckus, and you get banhammered. Don't act too surprised if that happens.

4/5/2012 5:54:04 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, how stupid do you really have to be if you're asking questions to Yahoo users?

And your "question" isn't a question at all, just an arrogant assertion about atheists intended to get them stirred up, then you're wondering why atheists are responding to you?

4/5/2012 5:55:20 AM

Big Jilm

That's right - science and technology are of the debbil so you better log off right fucking now and get to work!

4/5/2012 6:21:09 AM

Robespierre

Perhaps we should not make fun of paranoia.

4/5/2012 6:38:54 AM

breakerslion

Myron? Do you still think there's a monster under your bed?

Demons and Satan are the way that some Christians shirk responsibility for their own actions. They aren't real. If you can't believe that, at least don't put it on the atheists, it doesn't fit.

4/5/2012 6:47:35 AM

v200

Naw, if we were in control AiG would have [citation needed] all over their site.

4/5/2012 7:35:13 AM



Next time try asking a question instead of posting an offensive opinion about atheists.

4/5/2012 8:00:18 AM

rrpostal

That rant actually brightened my day. He seems to think "atheist demons" run teh internets. Truly inspiring craziness.

4/5/2012 8:01:46 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Poor me. They're all against me. And then old yellow stain. I was to blame for Lt. Merrick's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lt. Merrick was the perfect officer but not Captain Queeg. Ah, but the strawberries! That's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes. But I proved . . .
Uh . . . excuse me while I go play with my balls.

4/5/2012 8:17:11 AM



Censored? Nah, we love to spread shit like this far and wide.

4/5/2012 9:09:19 AM

Papabear

Dear Myron, Please update your files to reflect the fact that I am not stupid, nor little, nor a monster. Still an atheist though. Thanks, Papabear

4/5/2012 9:47:50 AM

Citizen Justin

His profile shows no answers and only two questions. I call troll, and possibly a troll who specifically wanted to get on FSTDT.

4/5/2012 10:30:45 AM
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