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ok I guess you evil people now control yahoo answers, and only your little circle jerk answers my censored question, just like you do on all other internet sites. Congratulations, you are so powerful and tricky and clever, you are succeeding in enacting YOUR will. Only YOUR will is not your own.

Every single answer in the 'religion and spirituality' section, 9 for 9, is from stupid little atheist monsters. Kind of suspicious, of course I know I am being censored, and it is super creepy that demons like you are in control of everything on the internet.


Myron, Yahoo Answers 60 Comments [4/5/2012 3:30:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 65
Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Ludd

That's funny since Yahoo seems to be overrun with lunatic conspiracy theorists/right wingers/religious fanatics. I can't even count how many times I gave a respectful, non-confrontational answer and had it reported by you goons.

4/5/2012 10:38:58 AM

aaa

You post stupid shit, it gets laughed and mocked. It's not censorship, it's just critique towards your terrible material.

4/5/2012 10:57:05 AM

TheLastCenturion

yes, you are being censored. that is why your question is posted, for all to see, and has been answered by atheists and christians alike. you being censored is also why atheists are angrily responding to your question:

"Anytime a 'moral' atheists does anything good, they are merely aping someone religious?

Snotty atheists always like to say when a godless person does something nice, they are doing it for a superior reason, because they aren't doing it for God.

The truth is, the only reason any atheist ever does anything good, is because they are merely aping and imitating the behavior of good, religious, Christian people."

i am 100% sure that it had nothing to do with your blatant, unreasonable attack on our personal belief systems. im sure it had nothing to do with suggesting that we are all amorral, incable of caring, hope, love, or compassion. im sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you specifically designed your question and placed it in a public light specifically to infuriate atheists, in a completely pointless attempt to prove your point(which there was not one, if you were ACTUALLY curious for an answer, you could have probed the MILLIONS of questions that ask almost exactly the same question). YOU sir, are nothing more than a common troll, baiting people for no reason other than your own sadistic pleasure. the ninth cirlce of hell burns hot for the blood of sadists and the treacherous. we can threaten you with your hell too, but you actually fear it.

4/5/2012 11:09:17 AM

Lady Evil

Yes! We have succeeded! Today, Yahoo!Answers, tomorrow, THE WOOOOORRRRLD! MWA HA HA HA!

4/5/2012 11:22:08 AM

fmitchell

BTW, we're not little monsters. That's Lady Gaga fans.

We're Evil Little Things. Get with it.

4/5/2012 12:41:25 PM

Osiris

No one can pull off such seething, rabid misanthropy and general contempt for their fellow man like a fundie.

4/5/2012 12:45:32 PM

Skatepunk

Criticism =/= censorship.

The best way to fight free speech is with free speech! :D

4/5/2012 1:24:30 PM

farpadokly

What happened? Did someone say something that made sense? Did it freak you out?
Honestly, there are a million places you go on the internet if you want badly reasoned Christian apologetics or deluded wishful thinking about the hereafter. Try the rapture ready forums.

4/5/2012 1:29:54 PM

Old Viking

You are doomed, Myron. Doomed!

4/5/2012 2:42:24 PM

Toothygrin

Control? NO. Never

Able and willing to voice our opinions on the tool enabling us to be the reason-based counterbalance to idiocy the likes of which you spew?

Definitely.

The Internet is the hotbed of reason and information. It shines a spotlight on both facts and faith. You can now start to see which will stand and which will wither.

4/5/2012 3:09:05 PM

Anonymous

One response: "lol u mad bro"

4/5/2012 4:39:59 PM

Wehpudicabok

@Agahnim

Hell doesn't have internet access? I AM A CHRISTIAN NOW!!!!!!

plz tell me heaven has internet access....

4/5/2012 5:53:55 PM

Passerby

Censorship involves completely preventing information and opinions from becoming available to the public. A response of STFU from said public isn't censorship, it's a backlash.

Your opinions on morality don't seem to account for the fact that atheists and agnostics like myself actually have reasons for being nice, to which your response is also STFU when given.

4/5/2012 9:16:42 PM

Raised by Horses

Yes, Myron. Demons are in control of the internet. That means you should stay off it. Cheers.

@Wehpudicabok

Hell does have internet access, but you're only able to use Elinks. Or Internet Explorer.

4/6/2012 12:37:29 AM

jgc

Myron, you stopped taking the medicine again, didn't you? You know you're supposed to it every day...

4/6/2012 10:57:26 AM

Ebon

You are confusing "censorship" with "people disagree with me". This is not an uncommon confusion among fundies.

4/6/2012 2:09:23 PM

KillerLoli

"Kind of suspicious, of course I know I am being censored, and it is super creepy that demons like you are in control of everything on the internet."

Yeah, that's right, we atheists rule the Internet. Resistance is futile, Myron, join us or be assimilated.

4/6/2012 3:27:56 PM

Anon

When you saw that this fundie was named "Myron" did anyone else think of:



I guess he got addicted to his own creation, huh?

4/7/2012 12:21:10 PM

CinnamonGull

@/Anon
AAAA what the fuck is this?! I just shat bricks! I'm kinda sitting there scrollin' and then here it is, looking at me with its horrible dead eyes. Though I guess that it looks kinda like the OP, so fair is fair.

4/7/2012 1:36:43 PM

Seeker Lancer

I love how when people lose fights on the internet they plead the first ammendment, as if there's some kind of clause in there that says you have to value all stupidity equally.

4/9/2012 5:35:50 AM

Ludd

And now Yahoo is going bankrupt. Congratulations fellow atheists! We did it! We totally fucked Yahoo and their many saintly contributors! Now on to America Online!

4/9/2012 10:26:21 AM

Dr.Shrinker

That's one noisy pout you have there Myron

4/9/2012 10:29:00 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

Well, Myron, you will be happy to know that you have not been censored and we even quoted you!

Albeit, this might not be what you had in mind -- however...

4/9/2012 12:10:50 PM

Dyz

That you are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you!

4/10/2012 2:01:44 AM

Table Rock

Maybe it was taken down because your post doesn't actually ask a question. And no, ending one of your sentences with a question mark does not make it a question.

4/10/2012 7:08:34 AM
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