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#1386215
Mithras
MAybe you read that, but it's obviously bullshit.
3/27/2012 3:24:02 AM
#1386217
Reynardine
Are you *that* Christopher Lee?
3/27/2012 3:34:57 AM
#1386229
Adrian
That wasn't angels, you nimrod, that was the machine spirit of the planes! Praise the Omnissiah!
3/27/2012 4:12:02 AM
#1386232
Swede
I read somewhere that you can say "reparo" and the broken thing is suddenly whole again.
3/27/2012 4:14:52 AM
#1386242
Extraintrovert
@Adrian
Perfect comment is perfect. The Emperor would be proud.
3/27/2012 4:33:15 AM
#1386248
K T
Foo Fighters? (not the rock group)
3/27/2012 4:43:47 AM
#1386251
Percy Q. Shunn
Too bad the angels were not powerful enough to make the Luftwaffe pilots crash into the English Channel, or prevent the whole war altogether...
3/27/2012 4:51:13 AM
#1386253
You have to love that 'may'.
3/27/2012 4:57:44 AM
#1386263
aaa
That is pretty damn blatant jingoistic bullshit.
3/27/2012 5:08:23 AM
#1386266
loki
No it were the meatballs of the spaghettimonster who flew the planes.....
3/27/2012 5:09:06 AM
#1386274
Mister Spak
I read somewhere that Obi wan Kenobie used the force to control RAF fighters when the pilots were killed.
Hey wait. Where were these angels on 9-11?
3/27/2012 5:12:52 AM
#1386278
quinky
acelow is a moron.
Hey, I have read somewhere that acelow is a moron!
3/27/2012 5:15:58 AM
#1386287
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Amazing, quinky! I read that too ... somewhere.
3/27/2012 5:21:54 AM
#1386292
dionysus
I read somewhere that the Reptilians are genetically splicing Elvis with Bigfoot to create King Kong. I read it so it must be true.
3/27/2012 5:27:20 AM
#1386305
D Laurier
I read somewhere that King Arthur and his knights rose from their tombs to hold the rearguard at Dunkirque... You read a lot of silly things in comic books.
3/27/2012 5:39:35 AM
#1386306
Hertzyscowicz
Oh for fuck's sake, first they thank God for their doctors' hard work, and now they are thanking God for the work of people who died defending their country?
3/27/2012 5:41:13 AM
#1386311
farpadokly
This is silly, but there is a tendency here which is a serious one; Deny mankind their own achievements, discredit the heroism and sacrifice of the actual pilots, and give all the credit to God.
3/27/2012 5:50:44 AM
#1386327
TheLastCenturion
so angels will intervene against an extremely pious man(hitler) fighting in the name of god against heathens. but wont intervene against a man who rapes his own daughter? even if the daughter prays every night for help from god? why should we worship your god again?
3/27/2012 6:16:38 AM
#1386330
The Duelist
@Reynardine;
What are you talking about?
3/27/2012 6:19:10 AM
#1386338
Frank
Why is it that these people appear to have the idea that when they get "raptured" a lot of them will be steering/driving/flying some sort of passenger carrying vehicle/plane?
Everybody knows they'll just be flipping burgers.
3/27/2012 6:27:46 AM
#1386339
Churchy LaFemme
That "somewhere" was poor history. The London Blitz was nightime bombing. There were no RAF fighters in the air at night, as they couldn't see their targets. The only defense possible was anti-aircraft guns on the ground.
3/27/2012 6:28:26 AM
#1386341
Doubting Thomas
If the pilots were killed, how would anyone know that angels took over the controls? The RAF fighters were single-seat aircraft, so nobody alive would see the angels at the controls.
3/27/2012 6:31:38 AM
#1386360
Papabear
I read somewhere about a boy who climbed a giant beanstalk.
3/27/2012 7:09:40 AM
#1386361
Nicole
I see a terrible Hollywood movie waiting to be made out of this.
3/27/2012 7:11:50 AM
#1386362
LDM
Yes, and I read somewhere that Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort.
3/27/2012 7:13:21 AM
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