Um..Not sure what he's referring to, but I've got a fun fact:
If you actually read the Bible, it says there the rebellion in heaven hasn't happened yet, you know, the whole casting down of Lucifer 'n' shit...Hell might have been created, but it's still empty until the last judgement. Get your fiction straight!
3/28/2012 3:33:44 AM
yet another fundie who apparently thinks Paradise Lost (or a sort of bumbling cliffs-notes/made-for-american-TV version thereof) is part of the biblical canon.
3/28/2012 3:36:34 AM
"they jump on a story before the facts are in and immediately call for the lynching of someone."
Yup. And we lynch 'em with Skittles and delicious Arizona iced tea.
"Lucifer has been whining for years because God kicked him out of Heaven. Poor little thing…all he did was mock, taunt and blaspheme God and His Son. Then he told everyone that he could do a much better job than God and that they should follow him instead."
The Bible: Originally written in Classical Hebrew, Koine Greek, Aramaic, and... Italian.
3/28/2012 3:46:00 AM
The Bible: written by John Milton and Dante Alighieri.
3/28/2012 4:16:30 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
3/28/2012 4:16:53 AM
I see Moonfront is in ferment again...or still...or ever and always...engaging in DARVO (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender).
3/28/2012 5:19:39 AM
Yes, you poor christians, being mocked and taunted and victimised um wait . . .
3/28/2012 5:21:00 AM
I am so sick of all this “victim” mentality!
That's another bottle of mirror polish used up.
3/28/2012 5:29:24 AM
I'm in a fairly good mood today, so this just got a good ole chuckle out of me!
3/28/2012 5:41:09 AM
I thought that Lucifer was damned 'cos he wouldn't bow to (imperfect) Adam. That caused a sulkie deity to throw his toys out of his pram...
3/28/2012 5:44:38 AM
Clearly Jodie is in touch, closely, with Lucifer. That means she must be a witch.
And the holy book says (in mistranslation) Thou shallt no suffer a witch to live!
Draw your own conclusions.
3/28/2012 6:15:51 AM
Hello, Pot. My name is Kettle. You're Black.
3/28/2012 6:28:49 AM
I am so sick of all this “victim” mentality! The Muslims, the social justice blacks, liberal women – you name it – they jump on a story before the facts are in and immediately call for the lynching of someone. Yet the truth is that THEY beat, torture, and kill others on a daily basis – and on a much, much grander scale.
And I'm fucking sick of right-wingers lying their asses off. Liberal women torture and beat people to death every day? Really? Whereas you probably think right-wingers have NEVER beat anyone to death, ever. Let's just ignore all of those gays that were beaten to death by right-wingers. Let's ignore Abu Ghraib. Let's ignore all of the spousal abuse.
Lucifer has been whining for years because God kicked him out of Heaven. Poor little thing…all he did was mock, taunt and blaspheme God and His Son. Then he told everyone that he could do a much better job than God and that they should follow him instead.
So God kicked Lucifer out of heaven and into hell (eternal torture) just because he made fun of him and said he could do better? Talk about disproportionate punishment! Your god sounds like a pshychopath! Any reasonable being would simply come up with a good comeback or maybe embarrass the guy making fun of him. A psychopath tortures someone simply for making fun of them.
3/28/2012 6:34:37 AM
Where's that picture of death tolls...?
You do know that Lucifer means the bringer of light, right?
Ah, we all know that white, heterosexual, Christian men are the real victims in society. Poor wittle babbies.
Sure, I'm no liberal woman (but a socialist), maybe that's the key, but I have never, ever called for the lyncing of anyone. I think that each has a right to his or her day in court, to be able to explain their motive, and I am opposed to the death penalty.
"THEY beat, torture, and kill others on a daily basis – and on a much, much grander scale"
Citation very much needed for this serious allegation!
3/28/2012 6:39:33 AM
The first paragraph is RSTDT; the second is FSTDT. Has Jodie ever heard the saying that two wrongs do not make a right, or does she honestly believe that white men never commit violent crimes? It really wouldn't surprise me if conservatives think this, considering how hard they try to exonerate said criminals while calling for the public execution of equally heinous criminals who happen to fail one or more of those criteria.
As for that bit in the second paragraph, even ignoring the blatant demonization by Jodie claiming that all who disagree with her are in league with Satan, she isn't doing a very good job of making him look bad. In a free society, merely criticizing the ruler cannot earn one punishment. Wasn't the in-universe reason for Satan being evil that he tried to overthrow God? Because that is a different matter. I do love it when fundies reveal their totalitarian streak.
3/28/2012 6:47:22 AM
"Jehovah, who of all the good gods adored by men was certainly the most jealous, the most vain, the most ferocious, the most unjust, the most bloodthirsty, the most despotic, and the most hostile to human dignity and liberty - Jehovah had just created Adam and Eve, to satisfy we know not what caprice; no doubt to while away his time, which must weigh heavy on his hands in his eternal egoistic solitude, or that he might have some new slaves. He generously placed at their disposal the whole earth, with all its fruits and animals, and set but a single limit to this complete enjoyment. He expressly forbade them from touching the fruit of the tree of knowledge. He wished, therefore, that man, destitute of all understanding of himself, should remain an eternal beast, ever on all-fours before the eternal God, his creator and his master. But here steps in Satan, the eternal rebel, the first freethinker and the emancipator of worlds. He makes man ashamed of his bestial ignorance and obedience; he emancipates him, stamps upon his brow the seal of liberty and humanity, in urging him to disobey and eat of the fruit of knowledge." Bakunin, from God and the State.
3/28/2012 6:49:18 AM
I'm so sick of Christians with the victim mentality. You know, like all the whining about how requiring churches to provide insurance which covers contraception was supposedly infringing upon religious freedom, even though ALL employers would be bound by the same rules? Or how they whine about supposedly not being allowed to pray in public or celebrate Christmas?
3/28/2012 6:58:34 AM
I'm not a Muslim, black or a woman, but I'm sure I fit into the "you name it" catagory somewhere. Kind of a badge of honor to be one who makes you sick.
P.S. If you read your Bible you may notice that the character, Satan, seems capable of doing a better job than the God character. I mean, to start out with Satan kills far fewer people than God.
3/28/2012 7:07:09 AM
Who are the liberals killing? Cite even one example. (aborted fetuses don't count)
3/28/2012 8:04:30 AM
First of all, Lucifer didn't whine and didn't get kicked out -he left that sorry sap of a boring place simply because everyone there were total ass-kissing automatons. He said fuck this place!
The rest of your bullshit isn't half as entertaining to rip to Hell (pun intended) so I won't even bother with your failed demonization attempt (like, people who are victims work for Satan -nice mental cognition you have there).
Finally, stop fucking whining you fucking pussy.
3/28/2012 8:16:06 AM
Then he told everyone that he could do a much better job than God and that they should follow him instead.
...and so far he's done a much better job.
3/28/2012 8:49:07 AM
Pot, meet kettle. Well, especially with an apparent set of petty and childish divine beings.
3/28/2012 9:11:22 AM
As near as I can tell, the ones playing the victim card the most are the whiny Christians when they don't get their way because the rest of us don't take your biblical fiction seriously and dare to enforce the provisions of the First Amendment about separation of church and state.
3/28/2012 9:22:11 AM
Speaking as a woman: I honestly do not recall ever beating, torturing or killing a single person - on any scale.
Must be amnesia, ...
3/28/2012 9:39:54 AM
"Then [Lucifer] told everyone that he could do a much better job than God...."
I can do a much better job than your god. I would, at the least, have enough respect for people that I would never drown them en masse, send bears to maul children, kill the first born of an entire nation or any of the other dastardly deeds your holy book claims your god has done.
3/28/2012 10:41:37 AM