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[On an article regarding the supreme court hearing on the Affordable Care Act.]

It's PERFECTLY OBVIOUS that the ACA violates the HYDE ACT, because the only way to avoid the tax is NOT TO BE BORN, which is essentially a MANDATE for ABORTION. This will not apply to the PRESIDENT, because he has NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE proving that he WAS NOT OF WOMAN BORN.
I bet you can't come up with a BETTER argument!

David, Talking Points Memo 77 Comments [4/2/2012 3:34:31 AM]
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Wehpudicabok

....Poe?

I mean really. It isn't enough to claim that he wasn't born in the US anymore? Now you have to claim that... what? What on earth are you saying? That he was born in a test tube? That he is some sort of alien? Or that he simply does not exist at all, and that the actions currently being undertaken by the US government are based solely on our collective delusion?

Probably not, but that was fun to write, and didn't hurt my eyes the way reading your comment did.

4/2/2012 3:41:29 AM

Paler_Face

I second the Poe comment. It's difficult to imagine that anyone is this nuts.

4/2/2012 3:56:30 AM

Nowonmai

Please, please please be a poe!

4/2/2012 4:11:23 AM

michael3ov

@Paler_Face

It is not difficult at all. I give you Andrew Shafly and Orly Taitz.

4/2/2012 4:12:33 AM

Mudak

Not of woman born? Are you saying he's going to defeat MacBeth?

4/2/2012 4:16:01 AM

Filin De Blanc

So Obama is a robot, is that what you're saying?

4/2/2012 4:20:41 AM

The Jamo

Right, because the absence of a birth certificate must mean that you were conceived on another planet, right?

Fucking hell. Even I've seen Obama's birth certificate, and I'm in Australia. How come all you fundie nuts haven't seen it? Also, even if he didn't have one, given that he's the president I'm sure he could pull a few strings and just have one made.

4/2/2012 4:32:20 AM

Reynardine

Anyone outside of a cretin asylum could, but there's no point wasting it on you.

4/2/2012 4:41:20 AM



The Repubs won't win till Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane ...

4/2/2012 4:55:00 AM

Brendan Rizzo

...Obama is Macduff?

4/2/2012 5:02:52 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

If I can come up with a BETTER argument? I'm still trying to figure out yours.

4/2/2012 5:23:26 AM

KittyKaboom

Not of woman born? WTF?

You think he sprang forth spontaneously from an unknown source and you accuse other people of not having a better argument?

The stupidity content of your comment actually caused me physical pain.

4/2/2012 5:26:59 AM

CinnamonGull

@/BrendanRizzo:
No, I'm fairly certain he's Merlin. And when he gets old we'll entomb him in liquid helium cryogenic unit, thus completing the prophesy about his death.

4/2/2012 5:27:21 AM

Mister Spak

"I bet you can't come up with a BETTER argument!"

Oh, yeah?

Obamas real name is Tom Riddle, which is why he won't release his birth certificate because then everyone would know what he was up to.

4/2/2012 5:31:48 AM

dionysus

This will not apply to the PRESIDENT, because he has NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE proving that he WAS NOT OF WOMAN BORN.

So Obama came about by spontaneous generation?

4/2/2012 5:36:00 AM

Robespierre

damn, beat me with Macbeth. Twice.

4/2/2012 6:01:19 AM

TheLastCenturion

better is a relative term. simply ignoring you would already be a better argument, but i guess today i feel like lowering myself.

so here is a better argument: Obama is human. therefore he had a mother. I'm pretty sure we don't have the technology to just grow humans in tanks a la star wars, so im going to go with human mother. also, obama provided his long form birth certificate years ago. he gave away coffee cups with it printed on them to make fun of how stupid the whole thing is. how is this still even an issue?

you can avoid ANY tax by not being born, you imbecile.

4/2/2012 6:18:51 AM

Extraintrovert

I don't know what's better; the comments about The Scottish Play or the comment about Tom Riddle. Finally, a FSTDT page where I can be entertained instead of appalled.

4/2/2012 6:24:42 AM

Efrain

Eww... Mpreg.

4/2/2012 6:58:51 AM



Uh, so you think fetuses will be lying in utero, debating whether they want to be born or just stay in there forever in order to avoid a tax?

4/2/2012 7:02:29 AM

Swede

Why ARE you screaming RANDOM words, idiot?
Poe, please?

4/2/2012 7:04:59 AM

Citizen Justin

Regarding the 'not of woman born' thing. I think this person might be implying a female jackal.

4/2/2012 7:32:41 AM

Doubting Thomas

I bet you can't come up with a BETTER argument!

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than this.

4/2/2012 7:47:42 AM

John_in_Oz

"The Henry J. Hyde United States-India Peaceful Atomic Energy Cooperation Act of 2006, also known as the Hyde Act, is the U.S. domestic law that modifies the requirements of Section 123 of the U.S. Atomic Energy Act to permit nuclear cooperation with India"
Funny Fundy mocking is funny.

4/2/2012 7:48:05 AM

Javascap

...............................

What the fuck?

4/2/2012 7:55:38 AM
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