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Quote# 86732

[On an article regarding the supreme court hearing on the Affordable Care Act.]

It's PERFECTLY OBVIOUS that the ACA violates the HYDE ACT, because the only way to avoid the tax is NOT TO BE BORN, which is essentially a MANDATE for ABORTION. This will not apply to the PRESIDENT, because he has NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE proving that he WAS NOT OF WOMAN BORN.
I bet you can't come up with a BETTER argument!

David, Talking Points Memo 77 Comments [4/2/2012 3:34:31 AM]
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#1388834
ultimate pheer

...

what?

what?

my brain has begun shutting dow to protect itself from the insanity of this!

4/2/2012 5:10:47 PM
#1388845
thatotherguy

@t3h_fuhr3r

Well, to be fair, it was less of a ship, and more of a flying memorial service. That crashed into a star.

4/2/2012 5:55:11 PM
#1388850
whoanelly

YOUR conspiracy theories ARE total bullshit. Please stop CAPITALIZING random WORDS, you look LIKE a twelve year OLD on MYSPACE.

Five entries by April 2?? Damn :(

4/2/2012 6:19:17 PM
#1388851
whoanelly

One more thing....guys, Obama is not of woman born. This can only mean one thing: he's Macduff.

Damn it, so many of you beat me to this! But it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside that so many people can pick up on unwitting Macbeth references.

4/2/2012 6:20:30 PM
#1388855
Indikins

Wait. I'm not 'of woman born'. My mother had to have a caesarian to get me out. Does that mean I'm exempt from taxes?!

4/2/2012 6:43:44 PM
#1388891
Drummer

Poe or did my eyes just read a whole lot of crazy?

4/2/2012 10:02:32 PM
#1388892
Drummer

double post, sorry.

4/2/2012 10:03:17 PM
#1388898
Raised by Horses

Thank God you DECIDED to capitalize RANDOM words IN your post. I WOULD never HAVE beLIEved you, OtherWIse.

4/2/2012 10:36:16 PM
#1388901
Ach

"I bet you can't come up with a BETTER argument!"

This last sentence is a dead giveaway that he isn't serious.

4/2/2012 10:38:36 PM
#1388908
Noneofyourbusiness

@CinnamonGull

Merlin lacked a mortal father, not a mother.

4/2/2012 11:53:01 PM
#1388916
ScrappyB

Not of woman born? Seriously, do these morons think his mother found him under a cabbage leaf? Maybe he's like that teeny alien diplomat in Men in Black?

4/3/2012 2:04:58 AM
#1388921
aaa

I hope that this is a non-serious comment meant to parody the absurdity of hard right.

4/3/2012 2:22:37 AM
#1388925
Blue the Thief

@aaa

Whaaaaa?



Never.

4/3/2012 2:34:58 AM
#1389121
JoeBob

Shakespoe.

4/3/2012 8:25:02 AM
#1389144
another_swede

I just love the Black Adder/McBeth comments in this thread.

4/3/2012 9:02:59 AM
#1389179
Drake

Surely he was born in a test tube... he's a rare breed of intelligent.

4/3/2012 10:38:26 AM
#1389191
Ludd

Well that's a new one. First he wasn't born in America, now he wasn't born at all. Next you're going to tell us that he doesn't actually exist. Fucking lunatics in this country.

@Mudak's comment - "Not of woman born? Are you saying he's going to defeat MacBeth?"

LOL LOL LOL

4/3/2012 10:56:00 AM
#1389352
Agahnim

Random CAPS LOCK is, to be honest, VERY GOOD.

4/3/2012 4:38:43 PM
#1389412
Uni

Troll it up, my friend. And go ahead. Quote some Macbeth while you're at it. Obviously anyone born without a birth certificate in their hands means they don't exist. And also? Challenge accepted, baby.

4/3/2012 8:15:52 PM
#1389417
Amadaun

Uhm, being not of woman born traditionally refers to C-section, so that's a whole lot of Americans, really.

4/3/2012 9:26:08 PM
#1389422
Azathoth's Attack Dog

... the fuck?!

4/3/2012 10:00:00 PM
#1389783
RavynousHunter

Obama, the first instance of true intelligent design. If this whackjob's to be believed...which he isn't.

4/4/2012 9:28:07 PM
#1389926
Argle Bargle

What.

4/5/2012 7:17:16 AM
#1390147


So Obama has two daddies?

Or was he made in a secret lab as part of some 50s era Government genetics project?

IS OBAMA A TOMATO?!

4/5/2012 3:20:04 PM
#1390662
Polymeron

This one's almost clearly a Poe.
("almost" clearly because, by definition, a Poe cannot be reliably told from the real deal)

4/8/2012 8:50:03 AM
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