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Normally, Black Helicopters are taken to be secret United Nations vehicles that are spying upon American citizens and are plotting a hostile take-over of the United States. This is part of the larger idea of there being a UN Conspiracy to take over America, imprison its citizens, undo the US Constitution, and replace it with a 'liberal, global, socialist, multi-lingual and multi-ethnic' tyranny.

WikiEditor, Above Top Secret 20 Comments [4/2/2012 3:34:48 AM]
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Adey

Yes sure, the world's largest, most beligerent army/airforce lets the UN fly over it's territory.
The UN's army is based on an undersea island using the advanced technology of Atlantis and Zenu and manned by aliens from planet X.
Makes as much sense.

4/2/2012 3:45:49 AM

Grimsoncrow

What,again?
Liberal, global, socialist, multi-lingual and multi-ethnic all sound good to me, But I realize it's propably your most terrifying nightmare ;) Besides, apart from socialist, USA is more or less all of these, with varying degrees of liberal. Sucks to be poor you.

4/2/2012 4:05:21 AM



Imprisoning its citizens seems to be what the US is already doing anyway.

4/2/2012 4:58:14 AM

Brendan Rizzo

It's really a shame that the real-life UN is impotent, because a liberal, global, socialist, multilingual and multiethnic society really doesn't sound that bad. So I guess classic conspiracy theorists are racists, making any such post an automatic twofer.

4/2/2012 5:09:31 AM

Nicole

The way this is written makes me think that WikiEditor is merely describing the beliefs of others.

4/2/2012 7:04:11 AM

Citizen Justin

Nicole, I thought that as well. It's called 'TinWiki', which suggests a tin foil hat.

4/2/2012 7:36:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

Reading this quote as is isn't crazy in itself, because it's just describing what crazy people believe and not saying that the black helicopters or the NWO conspiracy theories are real.

@Brendan: The UN just WANTS you to believe that they're impotent. Never mind that they've been supposedly plotting to take over the US/world for 40 years now and haven't gotten any closer to one-world government.

4/2/2012 7:53:14 AM



A liberal, global socialist, multiethnic, multilingual tyranny?

Where do I sign up? Technically a tyrant is one who usurps power by force, so I could do without that, but otherwise it sounds pretty Utopian.

@Doubting Thomas: That just proves how TRULY DEVIOUS they are - keeping their competence a secret for so long and all! D:

4/2/2012 10:50:15 AM

thatotherguy

I can't help myself.

You can't be Liberal and Socialist. Liberal is center. Conservative is right wing. Socialist is left wing. Deal with it.

4/2/2012 11:42:22 AM

nazani14

I live about 25 miles from Quantico. Just about any military helicopter, and many civilian ones will look black against the sky.

UN troops are largely hired from countries like Bangladesh, India and Pakistan. Should they ever start building bases in the US, you'll be able to smell their mess tents a mile away.

4/2/2012 12:03:59 PM

werewolf

Could we replace black helicopters with UAVs? Classier and less noisy.

4/2/2012 1:47:01 PM

Raised by Horses

This is your brain.

This is your brain on InfoWars. Any questions?

4/2/2012 10:33:41 PM

aaa

It would be an immense improvement over the corporatist joke of a republic you have left.

4/3/2012 2:26:48 AM

Dr. Razark

@werewolf
"Could we replace black helicopters with UAVs? Classier and less noisy."

Screw that. I'm gonna start playing the lottery, so that when I win, I can buy a fleet of black helicopters to follow people around.

4/3/2012 7:09:20 AM

Doubting Thomas

Oh and here's the REAL TRUTH about black helicopters: http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/

Don't forget to look at the black helicopter autopsy photos!

4/3/2012 2:19:53 PM



Yay! When they get here, do you think they'd let me have some health care?

4/3/2012 8:25:16 PM

Ludd

What's with the UN? Why are they so slow? I've been hearing they're going to take over the United States my whole life. Any day now World Conquering Tyrants.........any day now.....

4/4/2012 10:47:25 AM

NonProphet

@Dr. Razark:
You remind me of Black Hat Guy from xkcd.
Where do I send the money to fund your little "troll the crazies" project?

4/12/2012 3:37:42 PM

Ebon

You say that like it's a bad thing.

4/14/2012 3:14:00 PM

Agahnim

The UN promotes peace. It's nothing to be afraid of. You, however, have some bizarre delusions.

@Adey

Don't forget they have a moon base conveniently located on the far side of the moon so amateur astronomers can't find it with mere telescopes.

4/22/2012 1:28:17 PM
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