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THE SUPERNATURAL BOTTOM LINE FOR AUGUST OF 2004 IS AUGUST OF 2005! August 29, 2005 - Hurricane Katrina devastates much of the U.S. Gulf Coast from Louisiana to the Florida Panhandle, killing 1281 and costing over 100 billion dollars in damage.

COINCIDENCE?

God woke me up (3:00 AM, November 8, 2005) to say, As Elijah goes, so goes the world! God told me that Katrina happened for a reason: It was last year during the month of August that I was sending emails to people with messages God had inspired me to send. Since they decided to reject a prophet, the consequences came a year later during August.

Elijah, Music City Revival 16 Comments [12/16/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#7477
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

I smell the leader of another mass suicide in the works!

12/17/2005 3:00:32 AM

#7506
The Last Conformist

This guys could use some antipsychotics.

12/17/2005 9:16:47 AM

#7537
Darth Wang

I sure as hell hope he doesn't start his own religion

12/17/2005 7:43:12 PM

#7553
Dragon

Someone needs to stop skipping their medication.

12/17/2005 11:37:11 PM

#7564
Nekhbet

This poor man is having delusions of adequacy

12/18/2005 2:08:39 AM

#7571
Ens

If you truly believe that, then you should stop communicating with people. Since all you will face is rejection, and rejection leads to hurricanes.

12/18/2005 4:45:33 AM

#7648
Coffee

Let me get this straight. Hurricane Katrina hit the U.S. on August 29, 2005. God woke you up for a personal message on November 8, 2005. And you seriously expect us to believe you're a PROPHET?

12/19/2005 1:28:30 PM

#7765
Joe

\"THE SUPERNATURAL BOTTOM LINE FOR AUGUST OF 2004 IS AUGUST OF 2005!\"

What the hell does that mean?

12/20/2005 7:18:01 PM

#7775
Crosis

Lay off the shrooms, dude.

12/20/2005 9:55:32 PM

#8402
Jeremy

Did this freak send emails to people in south east Asia in December 2003?

12/28/2005 5:16:34 PM

#9992
fabio

I bought a Talisman to keep away polar bears. It's been working great so far!

1/11/2006 5:21:29 PM

#1246232
Crimson Lizard

Just because you were named after a Biblical "prophet" doesn't make you one.

1/17/2011 2:19:36 PM

#1246245
Canadiest

"THE SUPERNATURAL BOTTOM LINE"?

It's total BULLSHIT

When all is said and done, investigated and documented, it always comes down to: Supernatural claims are total BULLSHIT.

Especially Christian prophets

1/17/2011 3:06:26 PM

#1246255
Dr. Shrinker

Elijah, I reject you as a prophet. I condemn you as a either a lying troll or a deranged lunatic. Now, DO YOUR WORST!




Nothing yet.

1/17/2011 4:11:29 PM

#1246260
Elia

For lack of a better term....vulture.

1/17/2011 4:59:25 PM

#1246339
Justanotheratheist

While the weather service told the rest of us why it happened.

1/18/2011 12:56:00 AM
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