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I think the videos of Planned Parenthood have really helped to focus and to shed the light on Planned Parenthood because they are the abortion Goliath, I always refer to them as the abortion Goliath, they are the big man on campus, they’re the ones with the lobbyists, they’re getting the government funding, they’re subsidizing their abortions, they’re the ones making the money off all of this. I think the videos are very, very important in exposing their real agenda. You know Planned Parenthood sounds like a nice name, ‘ooh Planned Parenthood, and they’re providing free condoms to me, ooh yay,’ but then when you start peeling back, you know, what’s their method?

We have this new postcard, we make these little flashy postcards and they don’t really give students the answer but they’re there to raise controversy and drive people to our website where they can find out more information. It says, Planned Parenthood’s plan for you: One, give you the lowest ranked condoms that are available on the market today, the lowest ranked by Consumer Reports condoms, so you think Planned Parenthood’s great, they’re giving you bad condoms, then they’re going to give you birth control that can cause breast cancer, they’re going to give you low-dose birth control, and then they’re going to give you an abortion, and this is their plan to make money.

Kristan Hawkins, Right Wing Watch 19 Comments [4/11/2012 3:07:06 AM]
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Extraintrovert

Let's assume that Planned Parenthood is making money. So what? Isn't that what conservatives in the USA love? Aren't they showered with praise and called "job creators", even if they do nothing but fire half their staff and give themselves bonuses with more money than God? But a company that makes money giving essential reproductive services to the poor and destitute, solving a myriad of other problems in the long run, is deceitful and bad and should be demonised?

I really don't like stereotypes, but conservatives in the USA really aren't helping in portraying themselves as anything other but the worst kind of scum.

4/11/2012 4:48:24 AM

Jeff D.

Someone isn't familiar with the Hyde Amendment. PP can't make money off of the federal government with abortion because the federal government doesn't pay for it.

4/11/2012 4:56:51 AM

fmitchell

@Extraintrovert Yes, but Planned Parenthood earns money immorally by letting women out of the kitchen, I mean killing baybeez.

They should find a moral way to make money, e.g. injecting toxic chemicals into the water table or bilking customers out of millions then begging the government for a bailout when the scam falls apart.

4/11/2012 5:04:24 AM

Leighton Buzzard

A leading light of the Forced Birth Movement, it seems.

4/11/2012 5:21:57 AM

ScrappyB

See Planned Paerenthood make their money off a whopping 3% of their service!

And while SOME forms of hormonal birth control can cause a slight increase in the chances of breast cancer, they also cause a significant decrease in the chances of getting ovarian and uterine cancers. Apparently what fundies really want is for women to die or lose their reproductive organs.

4/11/2012 4:05:18 PM

Mad_Jester

A moneymaking plan approximately as effective and worthwhile as rendering photographic film down for its silver content. Honestly, does this jackass believe that Planned Parenthood is run by Dr. Claw?

4/11/2012 8:14:38 PM

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if you're knocking on low-end condoms, donate and upgrade their damn quality, genius!

4/12/2012 12:58:43 AM

Doubting Thomas

And those kids are going to think you're insane with your bizarre conspiracy theory.

Though I really was amused imagining some right-winger researching condoms on Consumer Reports, I was disappointed that they came so close but didn't quite make the connection that providing free contraception will reduce the number of abortions.

4/12/2012 7:36:19 AM

Ludd

"they’re the ones making the money off all of this."

Yes, all of that lucrative abortion money.

"Hey I want to get rich. Who has the most money? I know! Woman who can't afford to have children. Sweet! I'm going to be rolling in dough!"

4/12/2012 10:29:53 AM

farpadokly

Why does everyone have to have a secret agenda in conspiracy land? Maybe, just maybe, their declared aims are their actual aims.

4/12/2012 10:37:47 AM

Reynardine

Damn Ronald Reagan for deinstitutionalizing the head cases!

4/12/2012 10:59:42 AM

Argle Bargle

Or maybe they're about, y'know, helping people plan their families, as opposed to the fundie "plop out kids you can't feed or educate because a magic man in the sky said so".

4/13/2012 6:18:41 AM



"You know Planned Parenthood sounds like a nice name, ‘ooh Planned Parenthood, and they’re providing free condoms to me, ooh yay,’ but then when you start peeling back, you know, what’s their method?"

You really have no idea what Planned Parenthood actually does. Abortions are but a wee bit of the services they provide.

As to providing you with free condoms, I say, great, but let's see if we can get you a free, permanent sterilization. Your lot shouldn't breed.

4/13/2012 9:57:20 AM

aaa

Blatant bullshit ahoy.

4/14/2012 11:34:34 AM

Ebon

1) The Hyde Amendment means that it is illegal for the federal government to fund abortions in any way, shape or form.
2) There is a great deal more money to be made from pregnancy and postnatal care than from abortion. You clearly believe that PP just wants to do abortions because they're evil.
3) Abortions are a whopping three percent of what PP does.

4/14/2012 3:00:53 PM

RinellaWasHere

So you give out scaremongering postcards with bullshit on them, act like all PP does is abortion, and then you brag about how you're not really giving out answers and just want to cause controversy? Wow, fuck you.

Also? Holy shit, learn proper sentence structure. This reads like an improvised speech.

4/17/2012 8:24:41 PM

Sylvana

You know, I think Planned parenthood could decree on television that they will never do another abortion again, and these wing-nuts will still be railing against them. If planed Parenthood is giving out the lowest quality condoms for free, its still better than someone not using a condom at all.

It makes me wonder how brain damaged you have to be to think that logically good things are an evil conspiracy.

4/19/2012 3:53:43 AM



Someone needs to forward the bit about the postcards to PP. I smell a lawsuit.

4/19/2012 4:31:30 PM

Agahnim

Stop lying about birth control and there will be less women with unwanted pregnancies and less men causing them.

4/22/2012 1:17:40 PM
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