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What we have here is a classic "The Emperor has no Cloths" situation.

Emperor Obama strides around his kingdom before We the Serfs essentially naked save the transparent photo-shopped fig leaf (fake COLB) covering his Kenyan dinky-wink. And any Serf that dare giggle at the spectacle passing by is labeled a Birther and ridiculed into silence.

So there you have it. Sheriff Joe shouts out "Can't you see it! The Emperor is naked.... what's wrong with you people, can't you see what is right before your eyes!"

And we Serfs ignore the rant of the Birther and continue to fawn over the Emperor's splendid royal attire (that we pretend to see) as he passes by.

Not since Kim Jung Il's funeral and the over-the-top screams of utter bereavement have I heard such fake praise for such a fake leader made by an equally fake people.

Here's an idea... let's all stand with Sheriff Joe and shout "The Emperor has no cloths!"

Tea Party Patriot, Where Liberty Dwells 32 Comments [4/13/2012 2:27:35 PM]
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Okay, who raided the Emperor's linen closet?

4/13/2012 2:35:33 PM

Nicole

...Someone seems inordinately fixated on the president's penis.

4/13/2012 2:37:14 PM

Tatsukun

cloths? LOL

4/13/2012 3:16:00 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Is this the same "Sheriff Joe" as that asshole in Arizona?

4/13/2012 3:23:33 PM

Mad_Jester

1. Your username has two words in it which contradict the third.

2. The name of your forum has absolutely nothing to do with the content generated thereon. It'd be like painting 'Pillsbury Toaster Strudel' on the side of my stereo.

3. *Clothes

4. 'dinky-wink'? Seriously? I know you have the intellect, social conscience and capacity for logical debate of a four-year-old, but that by no means excuses you to talk like one.

5. God Himself (such as there be) could come down onto the field during the Super Bowl in the middle of play and declare once and for all that Obama was born in the States, and the response from you and your brood would be to rise as one and, with a voice as a lion's roar, cry "NUH-UH!"

6. *clothes

4/13/2012 3:43:00 PM

Brendan Rizzo

What we have here is a classic "The Emperor has no Clothes" situation.

Emperor Bush strides around his kingdom before We the Serfs essentially naked save the transparent photo-shopped fig leaf (astrotufing) covering his oh come on do you even think I'll ALLUDE to Dubya's anatomy? And any Serf that dare giggle at the spectacle passing by is labeled un-American and ridiculed into silence.

So there you have it. The rest of the free world shouts out "Can't you see it?! The Emperor is naked.... what's wrong with you people, can't you see what is right before your eyes?!"

And we Serfs ignore the rant of the un-American and continue to fawn over the Emperor's splendid royal attire (that we pretend to see) as he passes by.

Not since Kim Il Sung's funeral and the over-the-top screams of utter bereavement have I heard such fake praise for such a fake leader made by an equally fake people.

Here's an idea... let's all stand with the rest of the free world and shout "The Emperor has no clothes!"

Fixed it for you.

4/13/2012 3:54:15 PM

Reynardine

I wish you hadn't edified us as to your secret erotic fantasies about the President.

4/13/2012 5:09:05 PM

Mech610

What do Obama's potential nudist tendencies have to do with his place of birth? Everyone has a hobby.

4/13/2012 5:27:50 PM

Extraintrovert

All I got from this rant was that someone wants to see Obama naked. Sure, lots of people do (because he is FINE), but I don't see how that is at all relevant to his legitimacy as President.

4/13/2012 8:04:35 PM

Grimsoncrow

Hozabout ya'all yell THE EMPEROR IS ACTUALLY BLACK!!!

Of course, the rest of us already know and don't care.

4/14/2012 1:04:18 AM

Argle Bargle

No, the emperor is fully clothed, and only a gaggle of village idiots insists otherwise. The serfs recognize that the emperor's rule is far from perfect, and some of its policies need revision, but their voice is drowned out by the hooting and hollering of the aforementioned village idiots. Meanwhile, the bards and scribes record the ramblings of idiots and ignore the serfs, because it makes their job easier and draws less ire from the emperor.

4/14/2012 5:23:01 AM

D Laurier

wtf...
Why cant these loons just come out and say what they realy mean???


He has dark skin, and it drives them crazy.

4/14/2012 6:18:17 AM

Greater Good.

Brendan's revision is far more accurate. However, I think this should be in RSTDT instead.

4/14/2012 12:05:39 PM

nazani14

If you think that Obama's background was inadequately vetted when he became a senator, take it up with these folks:

http://www.opm.gov/products_and_services/investigations/faqs.asp

4/14/2012 2:08:18 PM

Ebon

Just come right out and say it: You can't accept that the president is a black guy.

4/14/2012 2:46:33 PM

aaa

I wonder how long it takes them to realize that he actually has a birth certificate.

4/14/2012 4:56:55 PM

StallChaser

Fact: Nobody who has ever run for president has ever has a valid birth certificate. Nobody in the entire country has one, for that matter. All the birth certificates are fake. Every single one of them except mine.

4/14/2012 6:50:01 PM

Kevin Klawitter

I hate it when people use the "Emperor's New Clothes" metaphor. It's always self-indulgent and hardly ever substantiated by anything.

"Look at how brave I am! I'm the only one who is smart, cool, and edgy enough to say what I know is right while all of the rest of the self-deluded sheeple just go with the flow. Proof? I don't need no stinkin' proof. It's obvious, right?"

I've never really understood the appeal of that story. Even by fairy tale standards it's just so shallow and contrived. I much prefer the version from "Politically Correct Fairy Tales", which ends with the entire kingdom endorsing the "clothing-optional" lifestyle.

4/15/2012 3:00:42 PM

Brendan Rizzo

@ Kevin Klawitter:

Now, now, there are some really pertinent adaptations of the story. The following is a good example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa5zkW6Wzi4&list=FL2LSv3UB_owXjth5x45QM3g&index=8&feature=plpp_video

4/15/2012 3:37:11 PM

Raised by Horses

Don't you just hate it when you run out of cloths?

4/17/2012 1:02:36 AM

Papabear

What a maroon.

4/17/2012 7:42:57 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Mmmm toaster strudel!
The Internet - a place for village idiots to unite.

4/17/2012 9:26:03 AM

Colgate

Not only that - but the Emperor has no CLOTHES, either. Idiot!

4/18/2012 5:43:27 AM

Thrutch

Ah, Yes, Sheriff Jo soon to be wearing pink if the recent Arizona Supreme Court decision about his accomplices is noted.

Bwahahaha

4/18/2012 3:39:18 PM



Hey, serf, you still haven't explained how Obama traveled back 51 years in time and planted birth announcements for himself in two Hawaiian newspapers.

4/19/2012 4:17:44 PM
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