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Time is up for the 'fun-n-games' of non-scientific evolution, which includes the following;

*Old earth 'Plate Tectonics' or the whimsical idea of 'coasting-colliding' continents and the 'breakup of Pangea' all rooted in science and taught as "fact". Plate Tectonics is a pseudo-scientific fraud used as an 'excuse' to vainly try and prove an 'old earth'. This theory will be completely debunked with true science backed by the Scriptures. Earth is a geological mess and the foundations are out of place big-time (Ps. 18:15, 82:5) due to a massive series of titanic volcanic eruptions, or fountains of the great deep.

**"Dinosaurs died 65 million years ago...." No they didn't. True archeology and human history coupled with massive volcanism proves otherwise. The Jurassic fairytale is nothing but a cartoon-concocted lie 'supported' by models in museums, and Hollywood....

***The factless Copernican heliocentric universe which has zero proof, requires the Earth to perform orbital 'gymnastics' and the moon to shift into reverse orbit (this in itself is absolutely hilarious and rejects the very principal of observable science...), and has been taught as non-scientific dogma for over 400 years. The Bible and true science emphatically denies that the Earth 'rotates' daily on an 'axis' and 'orbits' around the sun yearly. The very opposite is Biblical and true and heliocentric voodoo is Satan's second grandest lie cast upon mankind (followed by "you really won't die" which duped Adam and Eve in the Garden...). Many won't be able to swallow just how deep this fraud extends, and the great extremes mankind has gone to promote this lie along with "astro-evolution". But it is all about to end as scheduled in Revelation, and fast so buckle up!

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth" Genesis 1:1

"He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing." Job 26:7

"The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein." Psalm 24:1

"Who (Jesus Christ) is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" Colossians 1:15

Earth is not a "planet" (wanderer) nor does God call His Earth a "planet" in His Holy Word. Therefore should we???

M.A. Masters, Architect, Fountains of the Great Deep 75 Comments [4/17/2012 12:22:57 PM]
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tranz2deep

You are an absolutely stupid moron or a totally stone cold liar.

Let me explain this is simple terms. The novels Flood and Ark are utterly, totally unsupportable.

You. Are. A. Fraud.

4/17/2012 12:29:00 PM

Agahnim

OK, so the Bible is true because it says it's true. So if I write a Post-It Note that says "This is a refrigerator because I say so" and stick it to a garden gnome, does that make it true?

4/17/2012 12:33:10 PM

TheLastCenturion

"Observable Science"

Science you can see!

the problem with your argument, is that there are a hell of a lot more ways to observe things than with just those things you use to look at stuff.

you cant see rocks being formed, and you never see them getting smaller, so rocks must have always been that way! Ludicrous...

edit:
"But it is all about to end as scheduled in Revelation, and fast so buckle up!"

No man shall know the day, or the hour of the end.

you know what they used to do to false prophets back in the day? they used to bury them up to their necks and stone them to death. you are all far too quick to profess that the end is nigh

4/17/2012 12:38:07 PM

Blue_J

If you go to the website, you'll like the picture of Earth from orbit that's in-line with the rant about how the Earth does not move and is not a planet....

4/17/2012 1:08:52 PM

Papabear

"True archeology?" I read that as "archeology which agrees with my preconceptions."

"The factless Copernican heliocentric universe which has zero proof,..." Hmm, the only Copernican heliocentric universe I'm familiar with is the fact-based one with mountains of proof."

That the Bible doesn't note the Earth as a planet only shows the ancient Hebrews weren't as bright as the ancient Greeks.

4/17/2012 1:17:34 PM

Reynardine

Hoam-skoold.

4/17/2012 1:19:44 PM

anevilmeme

Temped to call Poe on this one but I fear this freak is actually serious.

Why worry about evidence such as plate tectonics, the Earth's orbiting the sun, etc all being directly observed when you can throw out cherry picked bible verses instead?

4/17/2012 1:21:38 PM

Old Viking

Thank you sharing your erudition. The biggest smile of my day.

4/17/2012 1:27:03 PM

Corncake

I am a Christian & this man embarrasses me no end.

4/17/2012 1:42:36 PM



To quote (paraphrase) Dr. TC:

"Woah, that is just... Fuck. You, obviously have some fucking problems, man."

4/17/2012 1:49:30 PM

Cy

"requires the Earth to perform orbital 'gymnastics' and the moon to shift into reverse orbit"

What on earth is he babbling about? Is this gross misunderstanding of something or is he making something up completely? IIRC it's geocentrism which requires various planets to go into "reverse orbit"...

Also, I would like to see one of these people explain how our maths for things like the trajectories of space shuttles and geostationary satellites works if we're wrong about heliocentrism. You'd think if we were that badly wrong we'd have realised the first time we tried to send something into orbit.

4/17/2012 1:51:08 PM

LAchlan

I just read Ps. 18:15 and 82:5 and at no point did it say "Earth is a geological mess and the foundations are out of place big-time"

4/17/2012 2:25:36 PM

Mech610

Can't even figure out that Paleantology is the study of Dinosaurs and such, while Archaeology ((Which is my field)) is the study of civilizations through the unearthing of artifacts and is a part of the Anthropology umbrella.

Idiot.

4/17/2012 2:34:02 PM

aaa

Yet another crazy anti-intellectual with absurd ideas, number 25436.

4/17/2012 2:34:06 PM

Punch

I find it a little scary how absolutely deluded some people are.

4/17/2012 2:36:43 PM

Zagen30

I was also tempted to call Poe until I saw the site. Now I'm tempted to just call the author crazy.

I love when fundies claim there's "zero proof" behind theories that are accepted by virtually the entire scientific community. Saying that does not make it so. The depth of the conspiracies needed to perpetuate a lie that big is so great that the whole endeavor would have collapsed by now, and I don't even see what those in charge would gain that's worth coordinating such a plan. But I guess every scientist ever is a selfish idiot who didn't actually believe in advancing humanity's knowledge but just wanted to profit off this lie.

Oh, and fail on "astro-evolution."

4/17/2012 2:38:53 PM

LAchlan

Actually I didn't bother reading either chapter, but I'm pretty sure nowhere in the bible says "Earth is a geological mess and the foundations are out of place big-time"

4/17/2012 2:40:29 PM

Hertzyscowicz

Considering everything, I'd say that the orbital gymnastics are entirely on the geocentrist side. Apparently, God put the galactic core on a wobbly orbit, and neglected to mention it when bragging about all the neat stuff he's made.

4/17/2012 2:42:13 PM

thatotherguy

Plate Tectonics: This one is easy. They measured the distance between two points where there was a a fault before and after an earthquake. The distance got longer. Therefore, plate tectonics (it's a little more complicated than that.)

Dinosaurs: I can't prove this in any way that would convince you, but I would point out that anyone who works in paleontology would disagree with you.

"Copernican Heliocentric Universe": First of all, the universe isn't heliocentric, merely the solar system. Second I have never heard anyone suggest a "reverse orbit" – if anyone knows what the hell he's talking about please explain.

4/17/2012 2:44:34 PM

Toothygrin

Poe. An overboard, extraordinarily enthusiastic one, but it's gotta be. No one is that willfully ignorant. Right? Right? Please tell me I'm right...

4/17/2012 2:53:22 PM

Passerby

Hang on a second, if JC was the image of the invisible God... why could anyone see him?

His holy word was actually written by human beings with limited knowledge and it shows under scrutiny.

North is relative, and HARDLY empty.

Also, you're an idiot.

4/17/2012 3:03:30 PM

The_L

It's rare that you see this much deliberate ignorance crammed into so little text.

4/17/2012 3:18:33 PM

Tempus

@anevilmeme: He hangs out on the Fox News website comment section under the name "Nasarthebest" and spams pretty much every space article with links to his site.

Link to his profile

He a geocentrist who believes that the universe is a small, cramped place that orbits the Earth once a day and that manned spaceflight is faked. He's as loopy as Matt Marriot.

4/17/2012 3:27:11 PM

silly rabbit

holy crap!!! this guy is stupid!!!

4/17/2012 3:44:49 PM

nyctornado

Tsk Tsk Tsk....

4/17/2012 3:53:12 PM
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