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I want to hear your explanation for the cambodian explosion [emphasis added].

Tyler, Myspace 42 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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ryan

Oh no he didn't

12/19/2005 4:03:47 AM

Tenka

I wonder if one day christians will violently revolt against the creationists who push lies on their own faith.
This guy doesn't even know what the fsck the Cambrian period was but he is prepared to regurgitate some YEC lies about it.
Tyler, do some looking for yourself, you are going to be pissed when you find out how you've been lied to by \"christians\" but at least you won't be a fool anymore.

12/19/2005 4:50:51 AM

ssdexecutor

Well, you see, Pol Pot had a thing for spicy food...

12/19/2005 5:02:49 AM

llDayo

AAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I haven't seen something so funny since the plastic scene era!
<-dies laughing

12/19/2005 2:10:44 PM

Blurb

Duh! There's higher paying jobs here. Why else?

12/19/2005 3:14:54 PM

Darth Wang

Blame it on Nixon

12/19/2005 6:51:23 PM

The Last Conformist

Landmine, most probably.

The guy also seems to be implying that australopithecine skulls are within the variation found in modern populations. I suppose he's one of those with a 500cc endocranial volume.

12/19/2005 8:52:09 PM

NonHomogenized

I don't have one, Tyler. Why don't you go take a holiday there, and investigate it?

/really posted just to make a reference to the Dead Kennedys song \"Holiday in Cambodia\", since Tyler's post doesn't merit an actual response.

12/20/2005 12:47:11 AM

Crosis

Most Edumacated Creationist Award. Hands down. (Unless it was a typo and he really knew, but somehow I don't get that impression.)

12/20/2005 10:25:31 PM

TDR

thanks for the reference, NonHomogenized!

12/21/2005 12:49:48 AM

Questioning

What happens when a Cambodian teen boy mistakenly uses an air hose with a 500 HP generator for a quick \"Rectally induced\" oxygen high during a nighttime Errand.An Urban Legend I believe
-My two bits (claps @ the sound of the \"Fireworks\"...Hmmm, it's a warm wet rain out.....)

12/21/2005 6:06:12 PM

g-21-lto

I second the \"Most Edumacated Creationist Award\".

12/23/2005 2:46:49 AM

Osiris

Never heard of it. Did you mean the Cambrian explosion?

2/6/2007 7:30:46 PM

Patrick

AT LEAST know SOMETHING about what you are trying to disprove. i.e. What things are actually CALLED or NAMED.

2/6/2007 8:43:00 PM

Beccs

WTF?

There's been a Cambodian explosion? Are the Khmer Rouge back?

2/7/2007 12:18:41 AM

dave whipple

i honestly dont know what hes getting at.

did i miss something that happened in central america? this is a serious question

2/7/2007 12:22:14 AM

mr. pagan

it's the cambrian explosion moron

2/9/2007 5:16:28 PM

BurntBush

If you are making a case for creation, then you do know that it happened 500+ million years ago, right? That would kind of blow your 6000 year theory all to hell. You may want to stay away from that one and continue with the \"fossils are made up\" line. That way the other fundies won't get pissed at you.

2/9/2007 6:55:49 PM

Matty the Red

do what you guys usually do and blame it on muslims satan and liberals

2/9/2007 7:04:28 PM

Alethe

Ummm... CIA black ops during the Viet-Nam War, perhaps?..

10/21/2007 11:16:24 PM

Jake Steel

I was not aware that cambodians did explode. Was this just one guy or does this happen alot?

10/22/2007 1:33:28 AM

Shell

Doesn't admission of the Cambrian explosion imply admission that God did not create every animal at once?

1/21/2008 8:18:41 AM

agentCDE

Cambodian explosion? Well, there were black ops and the like there during the Vietnam War, right? Unexploded ordinance left over from wars has a nasty habit of becoming exploded ordinance...

1/21/2008 10:48:49 AM

aaa

Daisy-Cutter?

1/21/2008 11:31:18 AM

Viva

Well, war is probably your answer.

As for the cambrian explosion, well, that's something else altogether.

1/21/2008 11:41:57 AM
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