I want to hear your explanation for the cambodian explosion [emphasis added].
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I wonder if one day christians will violently revolt against the creationists who push lies on their own faith.
This guy doesn't even know what the fsck the Cambrian period was but he is prepared to regurgitate some YEC lies about it.
Tyler, do some looking for yourself, you are going to be pissed when you find out how you've been lied to by "christians" but at least you won't be a fool anymore.
I don't have one, Tyler. Why don't you go take a holiday there, and investigate it?
/really posted just to make a reference to the Dead Kennedys song "Holiday in Cambodia", since Tyler's post doesn't merit an actual response.
If you are making a case for creation, then you do know that it happened 500+ million years ago, right? That would kind of blow your 6000 year theory all to hell. You may want to stay away from that one and continue with the "fossils are made up" line. That way the other fundies won't get pissed at you.
Well, war is probably your answer.
As for the cambrian explosion, well, that's something else altogether.
Swamp gas reflected off Venus...
Unicorns...
Jews (Remember if the internets is right they are responsible for everything, from mind control and killing Jesus to breeding mutant zombies so that they can destroy the world. May as well blame/give them credit for something else)
The Italian mafia, the russian mafia and the gay mafia.
Failure of the antimatter containment field.
The sudden expansion of the genomes causing a wide variety of different phenotypes to distinguish themselves due to the variety of environments available.
*puts sun glasses on and flashes red light*
See plenty of reasons without invoking God while also giving Jews more superpowers...
Well, you see...in the 1960's, there was this thing called the "Green Revolution" that significantly increased crop yield and caused the populations of many Asian countries to explode...although that's not what you were getting at, was it.
BTW, it's CAMBRIAN.
You'll have to be more specific,,,oh wait, you mean the Cambrian Explosion of life forms, right?
It's not hard really, most life forms were soft bodied before that era and didn't fossilize well,degraded fast, conditions were really good for such forms then and the Cambrian age isn't a short period of time.
a lot of munitions wre left in cambodia, maybe they all went off at once ?
the cambrian explosion probably happened over a 10 million year period. Thats a long time .
Confused?
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