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There is a Satanic Game being played now on the Internet called, "World of Warcraft". It is a Role Playing Game (Dungeons and Dragons on steroids!). It is so captivating and bewitching that Children and Teenagers are getting hooked. When this game is played, it will attach unclean spirits to you. The "game" is filled with Druids, Wizards, Dragons, sorcery, magic, etc


Any Parent, Pastor, or Teenager needs to immediately rid yourself of this game, and start praying over your Child and Teenager for God to remove the familiar spirits.

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"WIGGLES"


There are four Sodomite looking men who make up the Wiggles Group. This is a music group who is pattering their show to the "Monkeys" of the 1970s.

First of all, there is Rock n Roll Music in this show. Then they encourage children to gyrate their bodies like Harlots and effeminent sissies. Don't forget the symbol of the Rainbow (their clothing) which is used as a symbol of Lesbians now. How about Captain Feather Sword?? Is he a swashbuckler?? Well, parents, check out how he holds and runs with this "feather" sword. A swashbuckler would run with it either clutched to his chest or extended over his head to do battle. Not this pervert! He has a different insinuation in mind.

Parents, I strongly would encourage you to prayerfully consider how deceptive Satan is.

Remember, "IF THE WORLD IS HOT, GOD IS NOT!" If the world is making something popular, God is no where near it! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN

Steven Blankenship, Truth4Teens 61 Comments [4/20/2012 3:22:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Yakob
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Nerikull

I'm a WoW player. Main character is a Druid, lvl 85.
I've played pretty much every class that the game has to offer, and in truth, I think the worst you'll find among the player characters and aligned NPC's is a sense of moral ambiguity. Yes, it's easy to get lost into the game, addicted, even, but the same could be said for religious fucknuttery like this.

Far as the Wiggles: "ZOMG! ROCK-n-ROLL! AHHH! EVIL!!" Oh, grow up, you whiners.

4/20/2012 4:15:57 AM

Leighton Buzard

Yeah, remember how Sheldon got Penny hooked on that stuff.

Incidentally, how does anything popular being Satanic square with the oft-quoted 78% of Americans being Christian stat?

4/20/2012 4:22:09 AM

Mister Spak

Wait till you see farmville!!!!

People growing pot on the internet, then taking it to World of Warcraft so they can sell it to children for them to smoke.

4/20/2012 4:55:33 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Well in that case, since "the world" (i.e. big business) is making fundamentalist Christianity popular, then obviously God had nothing to do with it. Thank you for confirming what we already knew.

4/20/2012 5:01:33 AM

Canadiest

In what fevered mind are the Wiggles Rock n Roll?

Yes they suck and are every shade of awful but when I end up watching them and thinking how fiercly bad they are I remind myself I'm not three years old. It's a passage of maturity that kids will achieve by six probably.

I'm actually surprized Night Garden has escaped their faux outrage attacks. Now that show's a trip!

4/20/2012 5:09:09 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Don't forget Blizzard is pushing the gay agenda by making all the clothies, including male toons, wear dresses. Evil Warcrack!

4/20/2012 5:14:24 AM

Dr. Razark


4/20/2012 5:52:41 AM



What decade are you in?

No, really, I want to know where someone can get ideas like this.

4/20/2012 6:07:15 AM

dionysus

Those damn kids and their rock and/or roll and their Walkman and Super Nintendo! Back in my day we didn't have these demon devices and we got along just fine!

4/20/2012 6:29:15 AM

D Laurier

My new priest just hit Lvl 16.

4/20/2012 6:30:33 AM

D Laurier

@dionysus.
These kids with their horseless carriages and wild jazz music, wearing those silly zoot suits.
Always going to those dadaist art shows.

4/20/2012 6:35:55 AM

Lpopman

Hmm. I was just going to fire up WoW to have some birthday shenannigans, and then I read this shite.

Why do these people want to stop us from enjoying ourselves with an innocent addiction pastime?

@Whiskey Tango Foxtrot:

Don't forget Blizzard is pushing the gay agenda by making all the clothies, including male toons, wear dresses. Evil Warcrack!

hehe, my male banking toon goes around in Princess Poobah's Dress :D

4/20/2012 7:00:20 AM

Jezeus

World of Warcraft to Wiggles... I'd say, bible thumper who married some chick with two kids from two different dudes... and is trying to assert authority over his nuclear family... once she gets his house, she's outta there....

4/20/2012 7:08:58 AM

Jezeus

World of Warcraft to Wiggles... I'd say, bible thumper who married some chick with two kids from two different dudes... and is trying to assert authority over his nuclear family... once she gets his house, she's outta there....

4/20/2012 7:11:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, WoW has been out for quite a while now. It's been out so long that South Park did a parody of it a few years back ("No, I don't have a WoW account. I have a life."). Of course, it doesn't surprise me that fundies are always a few years behind the times. Nor does it surprise me that any role-playing game with elves or magic is seen as evil & Satanic by these people.

Same with the Wiggles. They've been around for quite a while now. But thanks for making me LOL at "Rock and roll music is evil and they're gay wargharblearglebargle!" Your claims that the Teletubbies were gay only made you look like a bunch of backwards, reactionary idiots, and so does this.

Tell you what, why don't you just organize a boycott like you fundies are so fond of doing?

4/20/2012 7:12:47 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"If the world is making something popular, God is no where near it! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN"


- Christianity is still the most popular religion in the world

4/20/2012 7:13:57 AM

Extraintrovert

While I agree that World of Warcraft is evil, I don't think it's because it's being orchestrated by a personification of evil. Congratulations, you're slightly more delusional than I am.

4/20/2012 7:32:52 AM

Mayhem

WOW is also used to promote Satanic incantations spoken in the ancient and infernal tongue of L33t, like:

"lol! ur build sux! lrn to play ur toon noob!"

"wtf?! I call hax!" (Hax being the unholy demon of disease-ridden prostitutes)

and the even popular invoked curse of

"fag!"

4/20/2012 7:55:13 AM

\m/>_<\m/

if there is one thing truly awful about WoW, it's the gameplay (but that may be personal taste)

WoW is a (repetitive) game, big deal. and quit posting your shit steven.

woah, truth4teens... almost wanna archive binge, trainwreck-watcher style

4/20/2012 8:05:18 AM

OhJohnNo

"Remember, "IF THE WORLD IS HOT, GOD IS NOT!" If the world is making something popular, God is no where near it!"

So God is one of those fucking hipster douchebags?

4/20/2012 8:26:49 AM

fmitchell

Damn'd young folk and their idle chatter. 'Tis the Devill laughing through their throats, I tell ye! And the young women in their short dresses! Thou canst see their ankles!

4/20/2012 8:43:14 AM

Flah

"First of all, there is Rock n Roll Music in this show."

Are you serious? They actually show that kind of thing on TELEVISION? I am honestly scandalized by this revelation! Quickly, somebody get me a Bible and a piece of the True Cross so that I can purify myself!

4/20/2012 8:49:34 AM

Pilotess

My kids used to love the wiggles :lol: So, that made me laugh so hard ...

(I had a bad day and was reluctant to snoop around here today, because it can be pretty depressing, but I'm glad I did! :) )

4/20/2012 9:28:55 AM

John_in_Oz

There is an evil game called religion being played in America today that will ROT YOUR CHILDREN'S MINDS!

4/20/2012 9:39:01 AM

Berny

Kids of parents who buy into this bullshit must have the most boring lives on the planet.
I can only hope they eventually wise up and leave their delusional parents to rot in a nursing home with a diaper full of shit.

4/20/2012 10:46:16 AM
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