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Has anyone ever seen an actual demon?

I have. No joke. Im certain probably all the born again Christians have as well. In the book of Ephesians it reads our battle is not with flesh but these evil spiritual powers. Born again Christians are their biggest targets because they are saved by the blood of the Lamb of God and know the truth and have authority over them. They are the only ones that can do damage to Satans Kingdom.

Im also certain if mess with the occult you probably them because you have opened up doors to them.

What do they look like? They are of the blackest black and darker than the darkest dark. They are like 3 dimensional shadow figures. I have seen them peaking around my door way which I initially thought was strange but it makes sense that they do things in secret and in the dark lest they expose themselves. They also have the most evil emanating from them that no words can describe the evilness. They are pure hate and darkness.

I noticed that singing worship music to my King and Lord Jesus Christ really repels them. They really hate it when praise goes to God.

Now the prideful person laughs that Satan and his minions actually exist. Guess what? Satan and his minions are laughing back right at you. To them that person is just another blind soul that will end up in hell.

But as much as Satan hates your guts Jesus Christ loves you more. Go to Him if you want everlasting life and life more abundantly.

CrytothePrinceofPeace, IMDB Religion Boards 60 Comments [4/20/2012 3:30:39 AM]
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TB Tabby

I noticed that singing worship music to my King and Lord Jesus Christ really repels them. They really hate it when praise goes to God.

Or maybe they're just music lovers.

4/20/2012 3:58:44 AM

Atheissimo

As ever with these things, I find it particularly convenient that only people who believe in Demons can see them.

And if you can't see them it's because you aren't Holy enough. Why wouldn't you follow a religion that makes you into Constantine without actually having to do anything?

4/20/2012 4:02:47 AM

Nerikull

Blackest black and darker than the darkest dark? Looks more like bad Black Metal lyrics.

That said, this entire screed smacks of a Jack Chick tract.

4/20/2012 4:08:56 AM

Mister Spak

Have you ever seen an actual jinn? Most muslims have.

Now the prideful person laughs that Shaitan and his minions actually exist. Guess what? Shaitan and his minions are laughing back right at you. To them that person is just another blind soul that will end up in hell.


4/20/2012 4:50:23 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Funny how the demons are visible, but your "god" isn't...

4/20/2012 4:51:13 AM

FELIX LÆTVS

Did ya see them peaking around your door while yelling for mommy to shoo those nasty demons? Was your Winnie the Pooh lamp not working again?

4/20/2012 4:52:17 AM



They also have the most evil emanating from them that no words can describe the evilness.

Look, I get the "stinkies" when I drink dark beer or eat Mexican food...

4/20/2012 5:30:11 AM

wombat

I ain't fraid of no ghost.

4/20/2012 5:48:32 AM

D Laurier

WTF?

4/20/2012 6:27:03 AM

pete

Get psychiatric help.

4/20/2012 6:37:50 AM

Horsefeathers

"Born again Christians are their biggest targets because they are saved by the blood of the Lamb of God and know the truth and have authority over them."

Uh huh. So, you have "authority" over them, but they fuck with you anyway? Why, exactly, would they do that?

"I noticed that singing worship music to my King and Lord Jesus Christ really repels them. They really hate it when praise goes to God."

Maybe you just sing off key.

"Now the prideful person laughs that Satan and his minions actually exist."

You're confusing pride with rationality.

"Guess what? Satan and his minions are laughing back right at you."

And I would care why?

"To them that person is just another blind soul that will end up in hell."

According to your own religion, unless you follow several conflicting sets of very specific rules, then you also will end up in Hell.

"But as much as Satan hates your guts Jesus Christ loves you more."

Ah, I see where the problem is. You've not actually read the Wholly Babble which you worship more than your god.

Try reading it through and tell me who hates us more, god or Satan.

"Go to Him if you want everlasting life and life more abundantly."

Why would I trust this to be true? Your god blatantly lies to Adam and Eve in Genesis when he tells them they'll die if they eat the apple. The story clearly shows that's not the case, so if I can't trust his word on something that trivial, why should I trust my eternal soul to anything in your book?

4/20/2012 6:44:15 AM

moose

"has anyone ever seen an actual demon?"
Nope. But a large number of people have imagined that they have. It is called fantasy personality. If I recall correctly, something like about one in 20 people are "wired" that way, and they cant really tell the difference between imagination and reality. They also see UFO's, ghost of all sorts, etc.

4/20/2012 6:49:08 AM

Filin De Blanc

That's called a dream, dear. Now go away and stop bothering the grown-ups.

4/20/2012 6:51:42 AM

Doubting Thomas

This is why I'm glad I don't believe in demons. I'd hate to go through each day scared of my own shadow and worrying if demons were hiding around the next corner.

4/20/2012 6:56:47 AM

Filin De Blanc

@ Doubting Thomas: Yeah, it baffles me that people believe that there are vicious ghosts and demons that really exist and really want to kill them, but get up, go to work, go shopping etc anyway. You'd think the supernatural, if it existed, would deserve more attention.

4/20/2012 7:00:16 AM

Extraintrovert

My first reaction was to just laugh, but it is entirely probable that this person genuinely believes everything that they're typing, in which case they need serious help.

@wombat
You win for today.

4/20/2012 7:26:02 AM

Thinking Allowed


4/20/2012 7:37:12 AM

Mayhem

Those are just Shadow Demons and one of the least powerful. I'm mean, they aren't even Type I (Vrocks), let alone type V or VI (Mariliths and Balors) Tell me when you see Demogorgon, the two-headed monkey-lizard, and maybe I'll be concerned.

4/20/2012 7:42:38 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Has anyone ever seen an actual demon?

I have. No joke"

And did this involve a bathtub, and 'swords from hips' at a McDonald's, perchance...?!

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4/20/2012 7:43:35 AM

sandchigger

Wait, if they're "of the blackest black and darker than the darkest dark" then how did you see them peeking around your doorway in the dark?

4/20/2012 7:43:48 AM



@ OP:
What if I told you... that you are the demons?

4/20/2012 7:51:41 AM

Paler_Face

Has anyone ever seen an actual demon?

No.

I have. No joke.

No, that was a mirror. You just nead a shower and a haircut.

They are of the blackest black and darker than the darkest dark.

Do they have a theme song by DethKlok too?

4/20/2012 8:04:09 AM

werewolf

I thought that the loud and annoying singing was for bears.

4/20/2012 8:10:10 AM

Blue_J

CrytothePrinceofPeace, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Sometimes, your brain missfires. For instance, if you're stressed or hungry (from fasting, for instance) or sleep-deprived or overcaffinated, it's very common to briefly sense motion on the edges of your field of vision. When you turn to look at the area where you though you saw something, there's nothing there. It can be very disconcerting. However, it's all in your head, and personally it never happens to me when I've had a good night's sleep.

If it's happening to you a lot, get some meds.

4/20/2012 9:04:26 AM

The Duelist

"Satan and his minions are laughing back right at you. To them that person is just another blind soul that will end up in hell."

Unfortunately, I do not have a soul, as they probably don't exist and no evidence has been found for them. So even if your devil is real, he can't do anything.

"Shoot, there ain't no devil, just God when he's drunk!" -Tom Waits

4/20/2012 9:53:42 AM
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