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Sorry if it looks like Im blowing my trumpet, but this is sort of an introduction:

Seriously, my senses in smelling out agenda are really acute.
I can trace out hidden meanings in pictures, sentences, etc.
Most times I sense what it is. before being aware of the content in its entirety.
Other things too: Talking with my Spirit Guides.
Real voices in real time.
Stuff that can blow your mind.
Precognition. Lean slightly on the Psychic sides, but not yet gifted with acute psychic vision.
Can see events , generally speaking, and most times before they happen. My mind is blocked from events 'they' don't want me to see.
Rapid decoding of dreams , visions, and mind phrases uttered in my sub-conscious. Im fast.


I even will go further out and say that my mind is like no other you are aware of.

So I'd like to share some of these insights with you.
I'd like the advantage to be all yours.
I'd rather you work with me.

But its right that you be on alert and not trust anyone.
I don't blame you.

abhie, Godlike Productions 28 Comments [4/22/2012 9:02:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
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Jockaira

Hang on to your wallet, this guy is selling something. It's probably a good idea to hang onto your brain too!

4/22/2012 9:08:21 AM

Anon

Go talk to James Randi. He will give you a million dollars and change if you can do what you say you can do.

No?

4/22/2012 9:21:39 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Yep, his mind is blown alright.

4/22/2012 10:39:21 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So you admit that you see false positives everywhere.

4/22/2012 11:17:19 AM

jsonitsac

I think this guy may be displaying symptoms of schizophrenia. Hearing voices and seeing people who aren't there as well as seeing hidden messages in pictures.

4/22/2012 11:48:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

So in other words, you have a very active imagination and read your own ideas into everyday events?

4/22/2012 12:27:11 PM

Agahnim

Three words for you, buddy:

Stop taking acid.

4/22/2012 12:58:04 PM

\m/>_<\m/

*tilts head at 45° angle* wut? i'mma thinkin' acute paranoia

4/22/2012 1:48:04 PM

dfmfundies

I even will go further out and say that my mind is like no other you are aware of.

That's a bug, not a feature.

4/22/2012 2:59:32 PM

Extraintrovert

Yet another Special Snowflake who thinks they are super special awesome and is burdened with the need to inform everyone, everywhere, of just how blessed they are.

@jsonitsac
Doubtful. Most schizophrenics find their experiences intensely disturbing, and the last thing they want to do is advertise their experiences. abhie here is just an idiot.

4/22/2012 11:21:54 PM

Mad_Jester

"Also, I can shoot lasers out my eyes, dance better than anybody, have a ten-inch cock that lights up and plays music, and am Batman."

4/23/2012 5:03:01 AM

Ludd

Sometimes it's refreshing to read something written by a clearly mentally ill person. When I read them I just feel bad for the person and how they are seemingly permenantly stuck in that deranged frame of mind.

This is unlike the uneducated half-wits who just rehash old, stupid, easily disproved conspiracies because they are too ignorant to comprehend how the world works.

4/23/2012 10:29:34 AM

EdgyB

Get back to me when you've turned into a being of pure energy, then we'd have something on common!

4/23/2012 2:09:58 PM



Yeah, well I have wings, so I win!

4/24/2012 4:37:42 AM

RinellaWasHere

My god, it's a real-life Mary Sue!

4/24/2012 11:39:41 AM

Uhura

He's not mentally ill, he's trying to get laid.

4/24/2012 1:08:46 PM

Tatsukun

Wow, this kid can blow his own trumpet? I can't even touch my toes half the time!

4/24/2012 1:50:08 PM

aaa

Your poetry sucks.

4/25/2012 2:30:59 AM

fishtank

well someone is off his meds again..

4/25/2012 9:26:00 AM

NonProphet

You poor, pathetic soul. I sincerely hope you get the medical help you need.

4/25/2012 6:00:11 PM

Raised by Horses

I see Vanilla Ice's comeback album is out.

4/26/2012 7:53:50 AM

farpadokly

I love this guy. He's a fucking nutter.

4/26/2012 2:30:16 PM

Tearllich

"Real voices in real time." Eating the wrong Mushrooms in your omelets will do that.

4/28/2012 9:29:53 AM

Madbull

[But its right that you be on alert and not trust anyone.]

That includes you. Goodbye

4/30/2012 3:27:42 PM



God like productions is a scene from cia 4 sure. Black people haters and NWO lovers because it lines their pockets. Too bad chem pilots are a dime a dozen. All good things will come to end for them for participation. Good luck to family members unless they are lonely souls for Lucifer.

5/20/2012 2:13:32 PM
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