They're bullies. And we know that we people stand up to the bully on the playground - the bully on the playground intimidates, that's what he does, intimidates people into silence, into fear, into avoiding the bully. And oftentimes the bully is the paper tiger and when the righteous individual who is being bullied defends his or herself and punches the bully in the mouth, guess what, the bully more times than not has a glass jaw, falls down and then everyone on the playground says "whoa, the bully was a weakling after all."
That's the secularist left. The secularist left are bullies. They try to bully and intimidate and push religious intolerance and religious bigotry on everyone else.
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when the righteous individual who is being bullied defends his or herself and punches the bully in the mouth
Take your best shot, dude.
This isn't even a shiny mirror. This is quite literally, word for word, what is often said of religious fundamentalists and anyone else who thinks their way of life should be forced on others, but somehow applied to a group of people that does nothing of the sort. This is the type of DARVO and self-delusion that crosses the line from dangerous to outright insanity, a fantasy world custom made for the abuser who wants to pretend they are the victim.
Take a good honest look at ALL your Religious Rights advocates, the Gingrachs, Santorums, Romneys and down to your Palins and Fox personalities. People who don't care about anyone but the rich promoting programs that are destroying private enterprise and the economy under the smokescreen of Family Values and Christian entitlement.
This is a response to his comments but all of America look at what these people are doing and advocating for. It's not worth that extra inch of influence you think you church is going to get.
oh yeah and,
Conservative Dictionary definition of:
bullies: People who expect to retain their rights
They're bullies. And we know that we stand up to the bully on the playground. The bully on the playground intimidates; that's what he does, intimidates people into silence, into fear, into avoiding the bully. And oftentimes the bully is a paper tiger and when the righteous individual who is being bullied defends his or herself and punches the bully in the mouth, guess what, the bully more times than not has a glass jaw, falls down and then everyone on the playground says "whoa, the bully was a weakling after all."
That's the religious right. The religious right are bullies. They try to bully and intimidate and push religious intolerance and religious bigotry on everyone else.
I'm amazed at how few changes I needed to make for this one.
"And oftentimes the bully is the paper tiger and when the righteous individual who is being bullied defends his or herself and punches the bully in the mouth, guess what, the bully more times than not has a glass jaw, falls down and then everyone on the playground says "whoa, the bully was a weakling after all."
I've found christians are often like that. The fundie right are bullies. They try to bully and intimidate and push religious intolerance and religious bigotry on everyone else.
Edit: a few minutes slower than Brendan Rizzo.
You have got to be fucking kidding. Matthew Sheppard, motherfucker. How many Christians have been killed by "the secularist left" just for being Christian? Now compare that to the number of gays that have been harmed or killed just for being gay. I fucking hate the way you slimy assholes try to pretend to be the victims and then go and victimize someone else. You are the definition of hypocrisy and the sooner your brand of stupidity and evil goes the way of slavery the better off we'll be. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
So let me get this straight... you're advocating violence against people who just advocate equal rights for all, and then you say that you're the ones being bullied?
I'd say "opposing religious intolerance and bigotry isn't intolerance" but at this point I'm afraid I'd sound like a broken record.
"and when the righteous individual who is being bullied defends his or herself and punches the bully in the mouth, guess what, the bully more times than not has a glass jaw, falls down and then everyone on the playground says "whoa, the bully was a weakling after all."
Yeah. That's what happens. The bully, who is seldom an intellectual type of problem-solver by the way, does not then proceed to pound the shit out of the upstart. It's not like the bully knows how to maintain the pecking order through fear after all.
You're either a lying sack of shit, or you live in a fantasy world. Oh wait, that's not mutually exclusive, is it?
You know what bullies and fundamentalist Christians have in common? The threat of, "or else!" At least with the bully, the threat of Hell is genuine, albeit temporary.
"That's the secularist left. The secularist left are bullies. They try to bully and intimidate and push religious intolerance and religious bigotry on everyone else."
Where as the Religious Right simply push generic intolerance and bigotry on everyone else.
Unless you're gay. They have very specific intolerance and bigotry for that.
The only place where you find a bully with a glass jaw is in after school specials. Analogy failure.
As for the rest of it... Actually I have nothing clever to say about the rest of it. So I'm just going to go and vomit or something.
"when the righteous individual who is being bullied defends his or herself and punches the bully in the mouth, guess what,"
The bully gets mad and kicks the shit out of you.
The secularist left are bullies.
Yeah, those secular liberals are really a pain. All that violence, all that hate.
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Technically, the metaphor isn't really correct, anyway--it'd be better for someone to tell an adult about the bully, in this case the government. If the secularist left is too icky, just let the government know.
{They're bullies. }
I know, they are bullies. Demanding that the wall of separation of church and state be removed, insisting that anyone who doesn't tie into the narrow Christian view be demonized, deceiving others into thinking freedom of religion doesn't apply to anyone not Christian, and editing constitutions to make sure gays can't get legal benefits and atheists can't hold public office, it's just what they do. It's time we stood up to the religious righ-- oh, I see you have some kind of differing view in mind...
oh my various gods!
that mirror is so fucking shiny it makes the Hubble space telescope look downright dull.
what he doesnt tell you, is that the bully immediately will go and tell the nearest authority figure that he was hit, and that whoever hit him is the playground bully. and then he deludes himself into believing it.
YOU people, the christian fundamentalists, who walk over peoples rights, show up on my fucking door to preach, call ME intolerant, and tell me i am amoral, immoral, or any variety of hate speech, are the bullies. you've been bullying for so long, you forgot you were the bully. now that all the small kids are standing up to you and your big, strong, and most of all stupid, gang, you think YOU are being bullied because everyone else refuses to live in submissive fear any more. i have one thing and one thing only to say to you.
Go Fuck Yourself.
Oh it's true. You totally caught us. In fact, I go door to door, making people disbelieve. Sometimes, I just get violent and do a drive-by disbelief.
I go to school playgrounds as well. I steal Bibles, stop kids from praying, and I take milk money...lots of milk money.
I make people hate religion too. I fucking "make" them because that's totally possible. Some old fucker tried to defend himself with his faith, but he missed when he tried to punch me and hit a nearby car window instead.
SpukiKitty, if he were any less self-aware I think he would be some kind of algae.
Honestly, how does someone blithely delude themselves SO DAMN HARD!? Oh, wait, rhetorical question. It's because they isolate themselves in little fact-free bubbles. Watching the same ol' Fox. Readin' the same ol' WND. Listening to the same ol' Limbaugh. In Republicanland up is brown and blimps are bad and west is cabbage. I don't even bother trying to understand it anymore.
My main problem with that sort of declaration is whether they really believe what they say. And if so, what convinced them of the veracity of those claims.
Because, right now, I am at a complete loss at how our perceptions of the world can be that far from one another.
Because trying to stop people from mistreating others because of their gender identity and sexual preference is exactly like Nazi Germany's actions during WW2. Got it.
Eat shit and bark at the moon, clown.
wow, the "zing" sound coming from the comments blew out my speakers!
this guy could make a mirror for the hubble telescope!
Yes, Matt, I would love to punch you in the face. I would love to break your fucking nose.
But I am an adult, and I do understand that refraining from such action is much better in the long run because, unlike you, I do not wish to condone, perpetuate, or escalate violence.
Besides I am not willing to go to jail over a piece of shit like Matt Barber.
Do. Not. Compare. Me. To. A. Bully.
Really, some of you may have read my rant, and I know what bullying is. The left is bullying way less than the “vote for us or burn forever“ religious right.
Not to say what they do always is bullying, but the right does it way more often than the left. One word:
Homosexuals.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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