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It is time to finally expose CIA asset and child rapist, pedophile Bill O'Reilly of FOX News.

O'Reilly, who once again smeared duly elected President Albert Gore Jr. yesterday, has been an asset of the Central Intelligence Agency since his days at a local ABC affiliate in Secaucus , New Jersey .

O'Reilly was recruited in college by the CIA as part of Operation Mockingbird, which was the U.S. government policy of placing secret CIA employees in the U.S. media.

Not only was O'Reilly recruited in the Mockingbird program but current FOX News political commentator Morton Kondracke has also been a lifelong CIA asset recruited by CIA handler, former Chicago Sun Times journalist Don Rose.

Reference: Mockingbird was a program instituted after the assassination of President Kennedy to place CIA assets in various high level media positions to spin and defend the bogus Warren Commission report on President Kennedy's murder.

O'Reilly has been fingered and linked to attending an underage female prostitution whorehouse in Panama in the 1970s. O'Reilly, who was masquerading as a journalist reporting on the sale of the U.S. Panama Canal, has been fingered attending a teenage Panamanian whorehouse on at least eight (8) occasions where CIA asset O'Reilly engaged in sex with 14 and 15-year old Panamanian teenage girls.

So folks, if you see the stooge Bill O'Reilly on the streets of New York City , get in his face immediately and tell him Albert Gore Jr. remains the duly elected President of the United States .

Stew Webb, StewWebb.com 28 Comments [4/25/2012 3:04:54 AM]
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4/25/2012 3:53:47 AM

Danarth

Just goes to show that Conspiracy nuttery is not limited to the Far right.

4/25/2012 4:12:14 AM



Look, O'Reilly's a bit of a pervert, but he's no pedophile. I'm guessing you also think Keith Olberman is a war criminal and Geraldo Rivera committed the murders OJ was blamed for

4/25/2012 4:25:55 AM

Extraintrovert

O'Reilly is already enough of a blowhard scumbag that you don't need to invent things about him. So why would you bother.

4/25/2012 4:48:30 AM

Kulgur

"tell him Albert Gore Jr. remains the duly elected President of the United States ."

Whether Gore technically won the 2000 election or not (and I'm not touching that debate), his term would have been up almost eight years ago. Obama's POTUS now.

4/25/2012 5:04:35 AM

A White Dude With AIDS

LOLOLOL Dude, just watch his show, you don't need to make up shit, he's enough of a douchebag on his own.

4/25/2012 6:09:32 AM

Doubting Thomas

Wow, so much crazy in so little space. At least they're not just limiting their conspiracy theories to Obama these days.

4/25/2012 6:45:57 AM

Meshakhad

If Gore was the legal President after the 2000 election, I should point out that he did not run in 2004. Bush did, and won outright. And of course, Obama won in 2008.

4/25/2012 6:48:17 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

*Casually skimming CSTDT*

"It is time to finally expose CIA asset and child rapist, pedophile Bill O'Reilly of FOX News."

...you have my undivided attention.

4/25/2012 8:29:15 AM

Uhura

I wish he'd stop saying fingered.

4/25/2012 8:30:35 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I think this is an online roleplay which people mistook for real. Even someone who thought that Al Gore was the true president would have to realize that Obama has since been elected, right? This makes more sense if we assume it's a roleplay set in an alternative history.

4/25/2012 8:47:42 AM

RinellaWasHere

You know, I could have gone my whole life without the knowledge that Bill O'Reilly has been fingered.

4/25/2012 9:16:37 AM

Lucilius

O'Reilly's an ass, but you're giving him waaaay too much credit for competence.

4/25/2012 9:32:55 AM

Ludd

Moral of the story: O'Reilly got fingered?

Am I paranoid, or does the idea that the CIA has people at Fox News sound somewhat believable?
That being said, it's always nice to see that the Left has just as many crackpots as the Right. Did I say nice? I meant to say 'obvious'.

4/25/2012 10:50:19 AM

Giardano Bruno

This is why libel law is necessary.

4/25/2012 12:51:47 PM

Papabear

"...O'Reilly engaged in sex with 14 and 15-year old Panamanian teenage girls."

Well, damn. I'm sure he thought they were 25 or 26 year-old teenage girls.

4/25/2012 1:04:15 PM

Reynardine

I daresay that O'Reilly likes getting fingered and that Fox News is full of plants from various far-right cadres. Don't know about the rest of it, though.

4/25/2012 1:33:06 PM

JB Mason

Uhura beat me to it... but yeah, if you're going to talk about sexual indiscretion, please stop saying "O'Reilly has been fingered..." for the sake of my brain.

4/26/2012 9:43:13 AM

aaa

I clicked the link, it's like i was transported back to the 90's.

4/26/2012 10:31:06 AM

farpadokly

O'Reilly was recruited in college by the CIA as part of Operation Loudmouth Ignoramus.
He is serving the secret purposes of the shadow government by shouting at and interrupting people.

4/26/2012 2:23:41 PM

rikalous

Having sex with fourteen- and fifteen-year-old girls wouldn't make him a pedophile. It'd make him an ephebophile.

4/26/2012 10:17:10 PM

Catgirl_Fetish

@rikalous

Congratulations on actually knowing what the word pedophile means, unlike 99% of the world's English-speaking population.

4/27/2012 1:52:48 AM

werewolf

I wish t remind you, Stew, that Mr. Barack Obama is the duly elected President of the United States?

4/27/2012 10:56:16 AM

Author McWriter

I'm writing a story about a crazy British plot to take over the world and I think I found something big for it. Never knew the internet had this many crazies. Cool

4/27/2012 11:08:12 AM



Is there a name for this kind of delusion?

4/27/2012 6:19:49 PM
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