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Space doesn't exist!

Think of it.. The bible is infallible, and it calls the sky a FIRMAMENT. Also, the heavens are described as a dome. So how can space be real? Moon landing is fake, obviously.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 81 Comments [4/25/2012 3:14:07 AM]
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Jack Bauer

The only thing accurate in this statement is the owner's name.

4/25/2012 3:18:23 AM

NearlySane

Poe?

4/25/2012 3:22:49 AM



Maybe you've got something there. I'll bet the Challenger really just crashed into the top of the dome, and the story they told us about it was all a big cover-up.

4/25/2012 3:25:55 AM

Raised by Horses


4/25/2012 3:32:05 AM

Paler_Face

I call Poe. This statement is so stupid, even flat-earthers would facepalm. There's no way anyone could make such a stupid statement, while having such good spelling.

4/25/2012 3:48:37 AM

Extraintrovert

This has Poe written all over it. I wouldn't be surprised if AC was entirely earnest, but I'm going with Poe for the sake of my sanity.

4/25/2012 4:21:36 AM

VioletBeauregarde

Interesting theory...proof, please! Wait, never mind...you don't have it, my bad!

4/25/2012 4:22:36 AM



Not everything in the Bible is meant to be taken literally. If it was, humans would be made of salt

4/25/2012 4:24:16 AM

Gawd


I can't even start to read that forum. The conspiracy theory lunacy is too strong; you can't even tell who's trolling.

4/25/2012 4:58:23 AM

Reynardine

I tremble for our nation's future.

4/25/2012 4:59:44 AM

Badger

Obvious poe is obvious

4/25/2012 5:06:50 AM

Zimmer

Poe. Even Kent Hovind recognized that SPACE existed.

4/25/2012 5:24:23 AM

Agahnim

We've been to the moon several times, and we've sent several robotic probes elsewhere. We even know what Venus looks like under all those acidic clouds. You fail astronomy.

4/25/2012 5:25:05 AM

Mister Spak

If space isn't real, how can Luke Skywalker defeat the evil Empire? How can the Enterprise boldly go where no one has gone before?


4/25/2012 5:31:30 AM

Doubting Thomas

Gotta be a poe. I hope. I mean, I really hope.

4/25/2012 5:43:17 AM

Darwin

Take THAT, Neil Armstrong!

4/25/2012 5:45:20 AM

David B.

"Space doesn't exist!"

It certainly does between your ears.

4/25/2012 5:48:08 AM

VioletBeauregarde

@ David B: My thoughts exactly, lol!

4/25/2012 5:52:45 AM

A White Dude With AIDS

What is this I don't even...

Poe.

4/25/2012 6:02:25 AM

Swede

Occam's razor, Coward.
On the one hand; the Bible was written thousands of years ago, by people who had very limited knowledge about the world.
On the other hand; thousands upon thousands of people are involved in a world-wide conspriacy to fake space travels, space investigations and space science.

Which is the more probable scenario?

4/25/2012 6:04:03 AM

Jack Bauer

Er, the site is worth a visit.

'Anonymous Coward' is not actually a proper poster name - it is assigned by the board to those who post anonymously. There is, however, an ID reference number for the poster.

There are several posts on the board worth viewing. Having paid a visit, I'm not convinced that this is actually a Poe. (Yes, there are people that stupid out there, it would seem.)

4/25/2012 6:04:15 AM

dionysus


4/25/2012 6:04:18 AM

SaneChick

Um, so this guy doesn't use any satellite technology?

4/25/2012 6:09:31 AM

ChakatBlackstar

So...earth is just like The Truman Show?

4/25/2012 6:13:05 AM

Meshakhad

"Firmament" is merely a slightly archaic English term for the sky. The original Hebrew word is "shamayim" (????) which merely means "heavens".

4/25/2012 6:38:42 AM
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