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The last thing Christians need is to be thrown into pagan beliefs. There is only one true religion and that is chrisitanity. Yes there are alot of different beliefs within Christiananity, but with Gods help those will come to an end. Then the christians, all being of one mind can go out to the rest of the world and destroy religion and traditions of man.

Keith Van Horn, Christian Forums 20 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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TastyHamSandwich

Traditions of *man*?

I nominate this for The Christinator!

12/20/2005 5:32:46 AM

Just Rick

The only time christians will be of one mind/belief is when there is only 1 of them left.

12/20/2005 5:38:23 AM

The Last Conformist

This one will make a good little terrorist.

12/20/2005 6:32:24 AM

ryan

I second Tastyhamsandwhich this deserves \"The Christianator Award\"

FYI too bad Christianity is essentially pagan in orgin. Oh Well don't let the facts stop ya.

12/20/2005 7:42:34 AM

AWP

\"The Christianator Award\"!!!!!

12/20/2005 11:43:00 AM

llDayo

Yeah, those darn pagan beliefs. Christmas has ALWAYS been a Christian holiday!

Stupid is as stupid does.

12/20/2005 1:48:35 PM

Rime

Funny, Christianity looks a lot like a bastardized version of Judaism, with some pagan ideas thrown in on the side. It didn't do too badly when its members weren't so litiguous and power-hungry, but it's beginning to bear a frightening resemblance to what spawned Christianity in the first place.

Please try again.

12/20/2005 4:24:43 PM

David D.G.

<< Then the christians, all being of one mind can go out to the rest of the world AND DESTROY RELIGION and traditions of man. >> (emphasis added)

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I'd say they're doing a great job of undermining the credibility of God already. That's a good start.


~David D.G.

12/20/2005 4:37:13 PM

Blurb

*This* is a perfect example of the flaws in Pascal's Wager.

12/20/2005 5:23:14 PM

Jesse Custer

... and rabbits and eggs, while certainly they might be symbols of the goddess Astarte, they're also symbols of Jesus' ... umm ... his ... his ... his something! Not sure what, really.

And Easter isn't a form of Astarte / Ishtar at all! It's the name of the ... the wife of the gravedigger that dug Jesus' tomb!

Yeah, that's the ticket! [/Jon Lovitz]

12/20/2005 6:24:26 PM

Joe

Uh... aren't most 'christian' celebrations complete ripoffs of pagan rituals?

12/20/2005 7:37:36 PM

Darth Wang

This is exactly how Al - Qaida thinks.

PS. I don't know how to spell Al - Quaida.

12/20/2005 10:25:29 PM

Dragon

<<Uh... aren't most 'christian' celebrations complete ripoffs of pagan rituals?>>
Not always. Sometimes they just take the day. Like Christmas falls near the winter solstice because of Saturnalia. And All Saints Day is on All Hallows Eve. Y'know... fluff like that. The celebration is different, but the date is close/the same.
Sadly, now they're so confused, uneducated, and brainwashed they seem to believe that Christianity was the first religion and that no other religion had any influence on them.
It might be funny if it weren't so annoying.

12/21/2005 3:05:26 AM

moonbiter

Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
Forward into battle see His banners go!

12/21/2005 6:27:17 PM

kilrturkey

He doesn't want to destroy the religious, just the religions.

I for one would join him. After all, he never specified that Christianity was exempt.

4/28/2008 10:37:30 AM

Freboy

Not in your lifetime, buddy.

4/28/2008 1:00:47 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"...with Gods help..."

Hahaha. Yeah, we're safe on that one.

4/28/2008 1:51:01 PM

Renon

But Jesus was Jewish. So by definition, Jesus was pagan.

11/29/2011 11:43:06 AM

Swede

So, when is that God of yours going to chip in and unite all Christians into one belief, and which one is he going to choose? I bet you take for granted it's your version.

Christians are going to destroy religion?

11/29/2011 1:27:39 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

I think that if there is a god he's just stringing these fucknuts along to see how long they'll keep coming up with crazy/hateful shit to say before they take a step back and ask themselves how the fuck things got so crazy.

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