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[When asked for evidence from French law that "Sharia law zones" are being enforced in Paris.]

French law? What's 'French law' have to do with Sharia law?

You sound confused.

Again, the homework, kid, is at your damn fingertips... and ITS PERVASIVE.

Here, I'll help a bit since you seem challenged.

There's a thing called 'Google'.

Now, type 'sharia law, France' into it.

Only 3,470,000 results.

Wyatt Junker, Where Liberty Dwells 86 Comments [4/26/2012 3:37:42 AM]
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Baz

I just typed 'Elephants, france' in to google.

12,500,000 results.

There must be elephants rampaging the streets of Paris as we speak!

4/26/2012 3:48:47 AM

Agahnim

France is secular, idiot.

4/26/2012 4:14:17 AM

Canadiest

I just type my real and nordic name plus France in google. 33,700,000 results. Signifying nothing.

Try this proud American:

American atrocities on Google search. 18,100,000 results. Wow! Guess the world better start telling their kids about how fucking facist, bloodthirsty and untrustworthy all Americans are.

But then you knew the number of results you'd get wouldn't prove anything conclusive.

@ "Please, keep the America bashing to a minimum. We want to be better than these
douchebags"

Just drawing an analogy, if I offended any douchbags out there, I'm sorry you're douchbags.


4/26/2012 4:21:49 AM



@ Canadiest

Please, keep the America bashing to a minimum. We want to be better than these douchebags

4/26/2012 4:24:52 AM

Leighton Buzzard

2,250,000 results for 'sharia law Japan'.

OMG the mooslims are taking over Tokyo!!!!

4/26/2012 4:40:49 AM

Extraintrovert

I love this type of "argument"; reversing the burden of evidence by claiming it is the other person's fault for not researching the matter, while carefully ignoring that you are not providing any evidence or even answering the damn question. Then again, I've used this tactic more often than I remember, but I've never been particularly intelligent or reliable in such things (or at all).

4/26/2012 4:40:50 AM

Shai Hulud

OMG, I just searched confucianism France, to get 5.490.000 resultater

I should really reach a conclusion here, but I'm at a loss.

4/26/2012 4:40:52 AM

Leighton Buzzard

It gets better: 21,400,000 results for Sharia law Greenland! Save the Inuit from the jihadis!

4/26/2012 4:42:14 AM

\m/>_<\m/

i typed in the name of my band on google. actually, here's what i typed:

"pingouins en slip corp france"

here are my results:

"Environ 41 700 000 résultats (0,44 secondes) "

this must mean i have 41 million fans (or roughly 2/3 of france's population)

sorry for the shameless self-promoting, but i might as well have some credibility if someone wants to fact-check

4/26/2012 4:47:03 AM

TB Tabby

He thinks France, which has imposed an ill-advised ban on burqas, is a place where creeping Sharia is taking hold? What color is the sky in your world, Wyatt?

4/26/2012 4:57:01 AM

Bleep

Hm...

3,890,000 results for "christian law saudi arabia"


4/26/2012 5:10:28 AM

Mister Spak

I tried that with evolution. I got 663,000,000 results. Then I tried it with Obamas birth certificate. I got 34,700,000 results.

So evolution must be true and Obama must be a natural born citizen.

4/26/2012 5:13:02 AM

Zadic

That's almost as many as the 3,670,000 results for 'Wyatt Junker is an idiot.'

4/26/2012 5:21:40 AM



22,500,000 results for: Sharia law Mars.

3,810,000 results for: Scientology France.

4/26/2012 5:22:14 AM

Table Rock

Once again, Google is misused as the Magic 8-ball of the Internet.

4/26/2012 5:28:51 AM

Apatheist

The number of results is irrelevant.

I just typed in cupcake arson and got 2940000 results.

Let's try something even more nonsensical

Street cactus, 21 million results. Looks like there are a lot of streets made completely out of cacti.

4/26/2012 5:44:34 AM

Chris

I just punched in "Sharia Law Antarctic" and got 24,400,000 hits. My God they are everywhere.

4/26/2012 5:48:42 AM

Tallyho

3,160,000 results for flying Spaghetti Monster France

Yay! beer volcanoes

4/26/2012 5:49:18 AM

Tallyho

oops

4/26/2012 5:50:19 AM

Big Jilm

Research Skills: F-

Example A of fundy not understanding and/or refusing to answer a question so they resort to insults. Typical.

I answer the question and 'then' follow up with an insult! hah.

4/26/2012 5:51:03 AM

Dr. Razark

google doesn't work that way, you moron:

About 22,000,000 results (0.43 seconds)

4/26/2012 5:57:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

Because every webpage on the internet contains 100% truth. Seriously, this is how conspiracy nuts do "research." And again with the lazy "I don't have to prove anything. The evidence is out there, do the research" thing that conspiracy nuts love so much.

4/26/2012 6:27:07 AM

Horsefeathers

"Here, I'll help a bit since you seem challenged.

There's a thing called 'Google'.

Now, type 'sharia law, France' into it.

Only 3,470,000 results."


And?

Just as an aside, if you type in "Wyatt Junker moron" into Google you'll get 90k+ results. What's that tell ya, Wyatt?

4/26/2012 6:31:16 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Seems like this belongs on CSTDT, since he is terrified of Sharia law being enforced in France, despite France being the last country in Europe I would expect to show any tolerance for such theocratic barbarities. Also, the way he brushes off demands for evidence is just characteristic of the conspiracy theorist.

4/26/2012 6:58:26 AM

Mudak

... and I got 159,000,000 results just by googling "criminal religion". What's your point?

4/26/2012 7:04:33 AM
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