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[When asked for evidence from French law that "Sharia law zones" are being enforced in Paris.]

French law? What's 'French law' have to do with Sharia law?

You sound confused.

Again, the homework, kid, is at your damn fingertips... and ITS PERVASIVE.

Here, I'll help a bit since you seem challenged.

There's a thing called 'Google'.

Now, type 'sharia law, France' into it.

Only 3,470,000 results.

Wyatt Junker, Where Liberty Dwells 86 Comments [4/26/2012 3:37:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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John

Any religion can set up its own "ecclesiastical court" to enforce rules on its members. Some Lubavitcher communities in the US forbid women to vote or drive cars. They can't violate civil laws, though. A woman who drives a car may be ostracized by her community, but she can't be arrested for it by the civil authorities.

4/26/2012 7:18:03 AM

Firewing

I wouldn't talk, as you are no better, Christian, what with 56,200,000 results of Christian terrorism. At least according to your "logic", anyway.

4/26/2012 7:25:04 AM

Lpopman

Argumentum ad Google

Hmm, stuff googlerankings with your faux info and tell people to google. Fucking idiot.

Edit:

hehe, just googled the following:-

Wyatt Junker advocates shariah law

and got 14,000 results.

Not as many as the others, but lulzworthy methinks :D

4/26/2012 7:41:51 AM

Javascap

"Well, I can't think of anything, but it's THERE, dammit!"

4/26/2012 7:48:21 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

@\m/>_<\m/

The name of your band is Penguins in Underwear?

4/26/2012 7:55:18 AM



sharia law, washington : 10 800 000 hits.

Oh. My. Dog.

4/26/2012 7:56:43 AM

Mayhem

I just typed "Wyatt, Sharia" into Google and got 2.9 million results. I guess we can see your true colors now, eh Junker?

4/26/2012 8:01:23 AM

WWWWolf

"Only" 3470000 results?

Searching for "You're a fucking moron" yields about 2260000 results. Much less than your example, but according to your very compelling argument, it's still a very much proven fact! You wouldn't get millions of results if it weren't true, right?

4/26/2012 8:05:37 AM

Papabear

"Here, I'll help a bit since you seem challenged."

You seem remarkbly under-qualified to be helping the challenged... or even judging who might BE challenged.

4/26/2012 8:24:36 AM

breakerslion

@ Leighton Buzzard #1396600:

Godzilla France: 4,120,000 results. Oh, the humanity! Oh, the irony! I can almost hear the screams!

4/26/2012 8:37:03 AM

TheLastCenturion

2,890,000 results for "google sharia law"

google has obviously been taken over by muslim terrorists, and is unreliable.

re-source please.

4/26/2012 8:48:14 AM

Drummer

From 'horsehead nebula, sharia law' I got 7,630 results.

Oh my God! They're even there!

4/26/2012 9:19:44 AM

Berny

Wyatt Junker's Google-Fu sucks, and he can't read for shit.
If anything, France is erring too far on the side of caution prohibiting full face covering.

4/26/2012 9:48:44 AM

Madbull

Sharia Law, Hyrule: 554,000 results

Sharia Law, Gallifrey: 17,900,000 results

Sharia Law, Narnia: 19,200,000 results

Sharia Law, Azeroth: 18,000,000 results

I can do this all day

4/26/2012 9:52:32 AM

Madbull

And one more Sharia Law, Heaven: 2,190,000 results

4/26/2012 9:53:47 AM

SpukiKitty

I'M LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AS I READ THIS ENTRY & TYPE THIS MESSAGE!

Thank you Watta Junkheap, for your profound insanity!

Thank you, Rabbit, for sharing this. Ol' Junkhead's post & everyone's response has brightened my day!

4/26/2012 10:16:37 AM

Zimmer

Argumentum ad Googleum?

4/26/2012 10:20:10 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Sharia Law, Hyrule: 554,000 results"

I always thought Sheik being covered from head to toe was suspicious. :P

4/26/2012 10:28:39 AM

TB Tabby

sharia law, Ankh-Morpork: 29,300 results.

They've got serious competition with the Deep-Downers.

4/26/2012 10:42:34 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Sharia Babylon 5: About 18,200,000 results (0.36 seconds)

Sounds like Commander Ivanova has work to do.

4/26/2012 11:16:57 AM

ausador

There are 4,170,000 returns for 'combustible lemons france' So given Wyatt's logic they must have quite a problem with flaming lemons self-igniting over there.

/Portal 2 reference. ;)

4/26/2012 11:45:20 AM



This is fucking classic :-)

4/26/2012 11:48:15 AM

Osiris

sharia law united federation of planets - 234,000 results.

4/26/2012 12:37:38 PM

demodocos

@1396590 "Please, keep the America bashing to a minimum. We want to be better than these douchebags"

"America" + "Douchebags" -> 11,100,000 results :)

4/26/2012 1:00:33 PM

dionysus

I got 50,200,000 when I typed "Christianity false" into Google and 10,700,000 when I typed "Darwin alive". Oh my god, Darwin must be the True messiah!

4/26/2012 1:56:02 PM
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