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[When asked for evidence from French law that "Sharia law zones" are being enforced in Paris.]

French law? What's 'French law' have to do with Sharia law?

You sound confused.

Again, the homework, kid, is at your damn fingertips... and ITS PERVASIVE.

Here, I'll help a bit since you seem challenged.

There's a thing called 'Google'.

Now, type 'sharia law, France' into it.

Only 3,470,000 results.

Wyatt Junker, Where Liberty Dwells 86 Comments [4/26/2012 3:37:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Giardano Bruno

Where I live has traditionally been English, Swedish, Gulf Arab, and more recently Russian and French.

Loads of people wear burkas on my street, and it's legal. Unlike in France. Personally I would rather they didn't, but don't want to make it illegal.

So Sharia law in France? Arschloch

4/26/2012 1:57:47 PM



Bad news guys:
FSTDT France gives about 94,300 results.

Cola wars:
Wild Cherry Pepsi France gives about 2,210,000 results.
Cherry Coke France gives about 246,000 results.
I knew I made the right choice at the store.

This is kinda fun.

4/26/2012 2:38:32 PM

Ebon

So the same country that enacted a rather ill-advised (and possibly illegal) ban on the burqa not that long ago has enacted "sharia law" (redundancy) zones?

4/26/2012 3:12:54 PM

Old Viking

Wyatt uses the dictionary very quickly.

4/26/2012 3:46:28 PM

shykid

vous êtes un imbécile

4/26/2012 3:57:42 PM

Nerikull

Sharia Law Azeroth: 18,100,000 results.

Will this be what unites the Alliance and the Horde??

4/26/2012 4:14:15 PM

nintendofreakgcn

"Sharia law, Equestria" - 22,800,000 results.

I'm sure this explains something, but I'm at a complete loss to say what.

Or maybe, you know, this method is full of shit.

4/26/2012 4:26:40 PM

Drummer

Alnitak, sharia law - 76,400,000 results.

Orion, sharia law - 1,120,000 results.

"Sigma Orionis" sharia law - 970 results.

"Williamina Fleming", sharia law - 708 results.

"Barnard 33", sharia law - 570 results.


4/26/2012 4:48:07 PM

Drummer

Cthulhu, sharia law - 18,600,000 results.

4/26/2012 4:57:49 PM

thatotherguy

I'm very confused. What point are you trying to prove again?

4/26/2012 4:59:30 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Wyatt Junker, Muslim yields 1,200,000 results. I just love fundie logic.

4/26/2012 6:58:29 PM

Godlesspanther

Christian idiots -- 18,100,000 results.

4/26/2012 7:35:43 PM

CharlieE

sharia law andromeda returns 18,500,000 results

Apparently, it's not just a local problem.

4/26/2012 7:36:29 PM

Robespierre

France, the country where you can't wear an integral veil or religious symbols in public buildings? The one whose constitution's first article says that France will be secular? The civil-law country where courts can't invent rulings out of thin air?

That France?

4/26/2012 10:44:57 PM

Often Partisan

Marine le Pen
18% vote in the last election
sounds like the sort of country that would be enforcing Sharia right?

You Fail.

PS "fascism france" gets you about 8,270,000 results

4/27/2012 1:36:53 AM

aaa

I really like how completely apparent the lack of evidence in this quote is.

4/27/2012 3:13:37 AM

Madbull

[nintendofreakgcn

"Sharia law, Equestria" - 22,800,000 results.]

There are no gods but Celestia and Luna, and Twilight Sparkle is their prophet.

Five times daily, will you face towards Canterlot, bow and pray.

A fixed portion of ones income is to be set aside, for the purchase of pony related merchandise.

Every able-bodied Brony who can afford it, must make a Pilgrammage to Hasbro at least once in their lives.

4/27/2012 8:04:33 AM



Actually I get 2.69 million results, the top one of which is some whaaargbl from a fundamentalist Christian site that looks to have never even seen Europe on a map, much less been there. In other words, not a trutworthy, resource, and with a site named Billion Bibles the bias would be clear even with no text.

The next is Wikipedia, which speaks of anti-Muslim discrimination in France, as well as the banning of the Headscarves Muslim women often wear. Not very "OMG CREEPING SHARIA" to me. In fact, banning clothing is fucking retarded and counter-productive.

And the next hit is actually about Tunisia, and the next, well, that does seem faily scholarly but I can't be arsed to read it.

TL;DR: Your "Google it" argument fails hard.

4/27/2012 10:30:29 AM

tranz2deep

I wonder if anyone's going to type Rule34 Vatican...

4/27/2012 2:27:55 PM



Type in Facism, America and you get a whopping 13,000,000 hits. Facism, America, Republican trims it to 4,580,000 hits.

Don't play a game a child can beat you at and expect to be taken seriously.

4/27/2012 2:54:11 PM

Madbull

Sharia Law, Vatican 861,000 results


Holy SH*T! They got the Pope!

4/27/2012 4:41:39 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Not to alarm anyone but...

Sharia law, Lylat System--12,800 results.

Sharia law, Bikini Bottom--151,000 results.

Sharia law, Krypton--941,000 results.

Sharia law, Mushroom Kingdom--1,290,000 results.

Sharia law, Heaven--2,180,000 results.

Sharia law, Termina--6,580,000 results.

Sharia law, Candyland--19,000,000 results.

Sharia law, Endor--19,100,000 results.

We're right fucked aren't we?

4/27/2012 4:52:59 PM

lisamariefan

sharia law, free republic - About 1,110,000 results (0.19 seconds)

wyatt junker likes gay sex - About 2,560,000 results (0.27 seconds)

4/30/2012 2:55:44 AM

rebel

Chocolate Hotel yielded me About 1,010,000,000 results (0.12 seconds). I must find these hotels!
Lollipop Lane got me About 2,240,000 results (0.10 seconds) That's a lot of Lollipop lanes!
And for a change of pace, Purple Gorilla got me About 7,540,000 results (0.15 seconds), Why hasn't anyone reported these Purple Gorillas? They would be quite interesting to see!

Hay, this is fun.

4/30/2012 7:43:36 AM



This comment thread is muy amusing. :D Made my morning.

4/30/2012 8:01:57 AM
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