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[This poster is a Christian]

An unbiased study of the Quran shows that far from being a "miracle", that book is a hoax. The Quran is replete with scientific heresies, historic blunders, mathematical mistakes, logical absurdities, grammatical errors and ethical fallacies. Could possibly the author of this Universe be as ignorant as it appears to be in the Quran?

Sharp, Bibleforums.org 26 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Kimball Khan

This is possibly the single most deserving post for the \"Pot and Kettle\" award that I have ever seen.

12/20/2005 9:27:08 AM

Jeremy

Yeah, it's even better than that last one about Muslims fighting eachother. It continues to boggle my mind how fundies can overlook their religion's glaring issues.

12/20/2005 9:35:58 AM

Jeremy

You know, I am thisclose to registering on that forum, blockquoting that excerpt, and saying \"Dude, have you even READ the Bible?\" If I weren't in the middle of packing my clothes up for vacation, I probably would.

12/20/2005 9:38:40 AM

Winston Jen

Maybe he deserves an Irony Overdose Award?

12/20/2005 10:09:31 AM

xMinionX

Nice.

12/20/2005 10:12:54 AM

ryan

HA HA

12/20/2005 10:23:49 AM

AWP

\"Pot and Kettle\" seconded

12/20/2005 11:43:56 AM

The Last Conformist

Grammatical errors? Somehow, I doubt this dude has the expertise in Classical Arabic to judge that.

12/20/2005 1:24:33 PM

Questioning

\"An unbiased study of the Bible shows that far from being a \"miracle\", that book is a hoax. The Bible is replete with scientific heresies, historic blunders, mathematical mistakes, logical absurdities, grammatical errors and ethical fallacies. Could possibly the author of this Universe be as ignorant as it appears to be in the Bible?\"


Though the grammacal errors bit probably applies only for translations

-My two bits

12/20/2005 3:55:17 PM

Khaine

Yeah!
One of post finally won an award.

12/20/2005 4:18:42 PM

David D.G.

\"Pot and Kettle Prize\" is almost too tame an award for this one; it begs the creation of a \"Blinding Hypocrisy Award\" (or, better yet, a \"Speck and Plank Award\").


~David D.G.

12/20/2005 4:58:41 PM

Crosis

David, \"Speck and Plank\" would be more appropriate if the number and severity of gaffes in the Bible were significantly greater than those in the Qu'ran. I don't have the knowledge of the Qu'ran to say whether that's true or not, but I'd be surprised if it's a significant difference either way.

12/20/2005 10:44:15 PM

ssdexecutor

Grammatical errors, eh? I assume Sharp is fluent in Arabic, then?

12/21/2005 1:04:03 AM

DoctorX

*Head simply explodes from the sheer magnitude of irony*

12/22/2005 1:17:50 PM

David D.G.

Crosis #8680

<< David, \"Speck and Plank\" would be more appropriate if the number and severity of gaffes in the Bible were significantly greater than those in the Qu'ran. I don't have the knowledge of the Qu'ran to say whether that's true or not, but I'd be surprised if it's a significant difference either way. >>

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Excellent point. Well, then, let's just save that one up for another post that's more appropriately deserving. There's bound to be one sooner or later (probably sooner).


~David D.G.

12/27/2005 4:53:30 PM

murdilina

oh dear, the levels of hypocricy and irony here are truly embarassing and frankly too large to measure.

4/15/2006 8:28:44 PM

Julian

Well just chucking something in here.

The skeptics annotated bible wrt the Quran has 15 entries for scientific or historical grievancies, a few of which can be mistranslations.
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/science/long.html

It has 249 for the bible!
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/science/long.html

4/16/2006 12:05:55 AM

God

Shit, you just triggered an overflow in the Irony subroutine. Way to go, crashing the universe. Give me a few minutes (won't seem like any time has passed to you, since you're crashed) and I'll fix the problem.


Okay, got it. Universe v0.7.3.1 up and running. Changes: Fixed a fatal bug in Irony.

3/22/2007 9:07:59 PM

anti-nonsense

Somebody got run over by an ironic steamroller.

3/22/2007 9:17:42 PM

God

Hmm. Now the couple of extra binary spaces allocated to Irony's output is causing a lot of strain on the server, given how many times a minute that function is called on. Dammit.

3/23/2007 7:31:57 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Koran's borrowed from the babble, big surprise.

11/26/2012 10:22:03 AM

xyz

Ah yes, the Bible is so superior to the Quran. It has so many important scientifically accurate facts, such as Pi = 3, the earth is flat, etc.

11/26/2012 8:20:31 PM

Crimson Lizard

So, their flawed document is a lie... but your equally-if-not-more-so flawed document is the absolute truth?

Hypocrisy of this level should be painful.

1/10/2013 8:03:31 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It's all bullshit scooter, not just the next-to-latest iteration.

12/9/2013 3:18:41 PM

Ebon

Shiny, shiny mirror.

10/2/2014 7:29:55 PM
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