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The Earth has been visited by Aliens for thousands of years. The governments of the world have kept it secret for many reasons. Mostly because they wish to retain there structures of power over their respective populations. The US governments main goal is to gain as much technology and information possible before being forced to go public. Roswell happened and its a known fact that it was a real event. It was no damn weather balloon. The government has lied about it for over 60 years now. They have briefed every sitting president since 1947, with the exception of Carter because the control group felt he could not be trusted to keep it a secret. These are known facts and there is more than enough credible documentation to back up every single bit of it. Whistle blowers who have worked for the various intelligence agencies have come forward in their dying years to break their security oaths and tell the truth of what happened. People are just so brainwashed at this point that they cannot even see the truth when its staring them in the face.

Matthew, The Daily Galaxy 18 Comments [4/27/2012 4:00:36 AM]
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Extraintrovert

"The US governments main goal is to gain as much technology and information possible before being forced to go public."

Methinks someone has watched Stargate SG-1 once too often.

"there is more than enough credible documentation to back up every single bit of it"

Which I'm sure you will conveniently fail to provide if asked.

"People are just so brainwashed at this point that they cannot even see the truth when its staring them in the face."

This sentence is entirely correct for all the wrong reasons.

4/27/2012 4:27:06 AM

Ebon

You know "The X-Files" was fiction, right?

4/27/2012 5:04:13 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Gimme the evidence, then.

4/27/2012 5:13:27 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Gosh, that was boring. Not an original word in it.

4/27/2012 5:34:42 AM

Doubting Thomas

These are known facts and there is more than enough credible documentation to back up every single bit of it.

Translation: "I've read a lot of UFO conspiracy websites to get this information."

4/27/2012 6:20:35 AM

Nicole

To the people who think this person has watched too much television sci-fi - it's probably the other way around. X-Files and SG-1 took a lot of material from people like these.

Rather hilariously, many a woowoo has decided that their stuff appearing on primetime television is "proof" that the entertainment industry knows the "truth" about it, because apparently they live in a world where TV writers don't have access to the Internet.

4/27/2012 7:06:03 AM

sandchigger

Which government was keeping this secret in 13AD then? How and why were they bothering to do so?

4/27/2012 7:38:37 AM

Leighton Buzzard

@ sandchigger:

The Emperor Augustus, of course. Because he was that awesome.

4/27/2012 7:40:51 AM

LV426

Yes, Roswell happened. It was a real event. Yes, the government lied about it for a long time. It wasn't quite a weather balloon. But there certainly weren't any alien spacecraft.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Mogul
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyhook_balloon

If you've ever seen what the Roswell debris is supposed to have looked like and compare it to the equipment carried by the Mogul balloons you'd realize they're the same. No alien conspiracies here, just Cold War secrecy.

4/27/2012 8:12:15 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

People are just so brainwashed at this point that they cannot even see the truth when its staring them in the face.

Not at all unlike christianity.

4/27/2012 9:18:26 AM

werewolf

I don't understand the problem Matthew has with extraterrestrial tourists. Xenophobic much?

4/27/2012 10:46:09 AM



"with the exception of Carter "
Because it's fine to tell a B-movie actor like Reagan, but you wouldn't want to share any science with an actual nuclear engineer.

4/27/2012 12:10:46 PM

Raised by Horses

You'd think that civilizations technologically advanced enough to travel all the way to Earth wouldn't have so much trouble announcing their presence, especially if they've been doing it for thousands of years. Did the ancient Egyptians have MIBs, too?

4/28/2012 2:54:50 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

Okay, let's start with the first problem with this paragraph. How would the revelation of aliens threaten the governments of the world's structures of power?

4/28/2012 6:35:48 AM

aaa

I wonder how long it takes for these guys to figure out the clever ruse.

4/28/2012 3:29:39 PM

jsonitsac

@sandchigger

Something tells me this guy also subscribes to the theories of Erich von Däniken.

4/29/2012 5:29:57 AM

Papabear

As soon as you knuckleheads produce credible evidence of alien visits in the form, say, of a patently other-worldly piece of technology, I'll believe. Until then you're just blowing hot air.

4/29/2012 9:08:48 AM

CanadianBroad

"fact"

You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

6/5/2012 9:39:16 AM
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