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Does anyone here know what it is about h*m*s*xuality that is especially wrong? What is it about s*x that God is so keyed in on?

It is because of how we were created. Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed (e.g. Spirit-born thoughts, reason, logic, intellect, etc). The basis of the demonic attack against Eve was to get her to let down her defenses and allow Satan to implant his seed in the womb of her mind!

This is the spiritual s*x that physical s*x represents. This is why anything other than a husband (e.g. picture of God/Christ) and wife (e.g. picture of Bride of Christ) is an abomination to God. YOUR MIND is His womb for His seed!

What would you husbands do if you came home and found another man, especially a man with aids or HIV or other disease putting his seed in the womb of your wife? Would you be happy? Would you think it was a good and great thing?

Now -- imagine God who created us and the wombs of our minds for Himself and His seed? Perfect. Pure. Not defiled. Not corrupt. Not diseased. Not a bringer of death. What does God think about Satan putting his dead, corrupt, diseased, deadly seed in the mental wombs of YOUR MIND? What does He think of YOU and your willing participation in this illicit affair?

And if s*x outside of marriage is bad, what does God think about a seed bearer and giver putting his seed towards someone physically not designed to receive it? It is a direct attack on the image of God Himself.

YES -- It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off.

It is time to repent and especially if we have participated in this most base of all expressions of direct attack on the very nature of God Himself!

Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!

Larry, World Net Daily 87 Comments [4/27/2012 4:01:06 AM]
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Extraintrovert

"Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed"

Fundies think about sex more often than anyone else, part 77,943,252

"YES -- It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off."

My favourite type of lunatic is someone who claims to possess intimate understanding of the opinions and desires of the omnipotent, literally timeless creator of the universe. It is the ultimate in arrogance and self-delusion.

4/27/2012 4:11:11 AM

Nerikull

Ah, silly fundy. You don't realize how much humor there is in writing sex as s*x.

Is it sax outside of marriage?
Six outside of marriage?
Sox outside of marriage?

Don't get me started on the hamisoxuals!

If you can't be arsed to type the full word, then I won't bother with seriousness in response.

4/27/2012 4:15:07 AM

ScrappyB

So what you're saying is God designed our minds so he could give humanity a gigantic skullfuck?

If there is an omnipotent being of some type that created the entire Universe, I highly doubt the mating habits of one species on a single planet in an ordinary solar system in an unremarkable galaxy is forefront on said being's mind.

4/27/2012 4:18:35 AM

Reynardine

You can be f*cked in the h**d if you w*nt t*. W*'ll p*ss.

4/27/2012 4:46:12 AM

Ebon

Citation very much fucking needed. And you still didn't say why gay sex was that much worse than straight sex.

4/27/2012 4:51:13 AM

Brendan Rizzo

You know, it takes a special level of sexual (or should I say s*xual?) repression, one which I have not before seen, to be wary of writing out the full word "sex" or "homosexuality".

Now, let me go through the unfortunate implications of this rant:

One, saying that Satan implanted his seed into Eve's mind sounds a lot like the racist Christian Identity claim that non-whites were created by Satan having intercourse with Eve. Second, it's quite interesting how Larry suggests that men are automatically more godly than women. By his standard, Anders Breivik is more godly than Mother Teresa... or even the conservative's idol, Phyllis Schlafly. Third, this whole rant seems to preassume that women are the property of their husbands, since he never asks a woman how she would feel if she came home to see her husband cheating on her. Fourth, the idea of God being that sex-crazed makes me very uncomfortable.

4/27/2012 4:52:48 AM

Prager

h*m*s*xuality?
s*x?

Larry would need a whole team of specialists to straighten him out.

4/27/2012 4:56:31 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Finally, confirmation that fundies are fucked in the head.

4/27/2012 5:02:14 AM

Amadan

What was that again Larry?

Homosexual sex licks God off?

4/27/2012 5:08:14 AM

Pun.

What a mindfuck!

4/27/2012 5:11:44 AM

Mister Spak

"Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed"

This does explain why you fundies minds are so fucked up.

4/27/2012 5:19:42 AM



s*x

Why do you have to write sex as a dirty word, Larry?

Just because you find it icky doesn't mean the rest of us feel that way.

Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean the rest of us must be celebate.

Just because you have certain restrictions on sex doesn't mean the rest of us must conform.

You see where I'm going with this?

4/27/2012 5:27:53 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Silly a*sehole.

4/27/2012 5:35:26 AM

Doubting Thomas

So... basically what you're saying is that you have no valid, non-religious reason why homosexuality is wrong.

I'm really trying to wrap my head around the asterisks... as if spelling the exact word out somehow is wrong or offends God, but the representation of what "s*x" means is somehow OK.

4/27/2012 5:47:20 AM



Teh gay will rapez ur skull lololol.

That hurt to type.

4/27/2012 6:16:59 AM



Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole snake = satan thing a fundie invention, not stated in the Bible?

4/27/2012 6:17:48 AM



Can't even type the word sex? This may be a whole new level of sexual repression.

4/27/2012 6:19:34 AM

John

What would you husbands do if you came home and found another man, especially a man with aids or HIV or other disease putting his seed in the womb of your wife? ... What does God think about Satan putting his dead, corrupt, diseased, deadly seed in the mental wombs of YOUR MIND?

Bad analogy. The difference is that God supposedly created the serpent (BTW, the serpent isn't Satan - that was a later church invention)

4/27/2012 6:28:50 AM

dionysus

Spiritual sex? God is a kinky little fucker, ain't he?

4/27/2012 6:44:27 AM

LAchlan

Does anyone here know what it is about h*m*s*xuality that is especially wrong?

Ummm, nothing?

4/27/2012 6:45:38 AM

LDM

If you can't even spell the words out, then you're the absolute last person to be lecturing us on sexuality. (See? I had no problem spelling it out)

4/27/2012 6:51:29 AM

Horsefeathers

What in the holy fuck is wrong with these people?

4/27/2012 7:10:09 AM

Frank

"Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!"

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Just woke up. Did I miss anything?

4/27/2012 7:29:09 AM

Papabear

"the wombs of our minds"

Oh, come on.

I will not allow your God to f*ck my mind.

4/27/2012 7:36:54 AM



It is rather odd that sex and homosexuality would be considered curse words. Rampant sheltering would be to blame. If I ever get to have kids, I would use you as a consequence of sheltering children.

4/27/2012 7:46:54 AM
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