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Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.

Moreover, his support and appeasement of Radical Islam/Sharia beginning with facilitating access to the highest levels of Government (and EVERY Agency) to include the White Hut going back to Boosh (who he convinced to claim that Islam was a "Religion of Peace") as well as helping to place radical Islamist in charge of the Moozie Chaplain Program (vetting all Imams, much like leaving the proverbial Fox in charge of the hen house) makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."

I spit on this slime-ball, cockroach!


Conservative Vermont Vet, Free Republic 51 Comments [4/27/2012 4:03:58 AM]
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#1396993
Extraintrovert

I have no idea whatsoever of what is happening here. Would someone be so helpful to explain, because any attempts I make to comprehend this incoherence is physically painful.

4/27/2012 4:08:11 AM

#1396994
Nerikull

"Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb ..."

**snerk** Ah, the mental image that created!
Silliness aside, this whole rant is your standard anti-muslim blahrgle.

4/27/2012 4:10:57 AM

#1397006
Reynardine

Dammit, Freepers eat their own kind.

4/27/2012 4:43:18 AM

#1397008
Brendan Rizzo

I dunno. I think this goes in CSTDT. What he says about Norquist being a dangerous, traitorous, bottom-feeding snake is pretty accurate.

4/27/2012 4:46:38 AM

#1397009
Ebon

Well, he's right about Norquist but is the rest fundie, racist or conspiracist?

4/27/2012 4:48:57 AM

#1397015
Prager

They are turning on each other! I need some popcorn.

4/27/2012 4:53:35 AM

#1397024
Philbert McAdamia

This stuff reminds me of National Lampoon magazine when they ran an article raving against the Dutch, for bringing the elm disease, sawing all of our doors in half, making us all wear wood shoes, and forcing our uncles to talk fast. But it was funny, as opposed to the Freepers' rants.
And to this day I don't have a windmill or tulips in my yard. Who'da guessed?

4/27/2012 5:04:28 AM

#1397029
Mister Spak

Is he worse than Obama?

Also does that mean you will ignore his tax cut pledge that you teabaggers love to sign?

4/27/2012 5:18:43 AM

#1397036
Leighton Buzzard

Who is this Grover, and why should we care?

4/27/2012 5:32:39 AM

#1397037
Doubting Thomas

Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.

Ya think that there's a chance that just maybe his wife doesn't take the religion that seriously and married him anyway?

And the thinly veiled "they're coming for our women" paranoia noted.

4/27/2012 5:34:18 AM

#1397044
BeemerRefugee1990

Yet another reason I'm glad I left Vermont. $20 this wackaloon lives in what we call "The Northeast Kingdom." They're really their own breed of fish, up there.

I do wish I'd known about "Focusing on Everyone Else's Family" before I landed in Colorado.

4/27/2012 5:47:14 AM

#1397051


@ Leighton Buzzard

Grover Norquist is one of the primary men behind the curtain, responsible for many of our problems. He wields enormous power.

He hates government (his famous quote is that he doesn't want to get rid of all government, just make it "small enough that you can drown it in the bathub") and has an obsessive hatred for taxation.

Every Republican elected official must sign his pledge never to raise or initiate any tax. If they don't abide by the agteeement, he will see to it that that politician is destroyed and challenged in the next primary with a replacement. They all tremble if fear of him.

"Slimeball-cockroach" is indeed an accurate description of him.

4/27/2012 6:07:37 AM

#1397064
dionysus

@Extraintrovert- They're eating their own now. Cannibalism is usually a behavior of the truly desperate so hopefully this means that we are seeing the extreme right die before our very eyes.

4/27/2012 6:42:53 AM

#1397080
Papabear

Well, I see your spit on a slime-ball, cockroach and raise you 2 pees on a phlegm-ball dung beetle.

4/27/2012 7:33:30 AM

#1397087


Was anybody here thinking Mooselimb was an obscure family name at first? I did, and boy was I disappointed.

4/27/2012 7:39:52 AM

#1397090
Thinking Allowed

So much salad...so little dressing.

4/27/2012 7:43:58 AM

#1397102
Anon-e-moose

"Mooselimb" "White Hut" "Boosh" "Moozie"



Translated subtitles on Ceefax, page 888.

4/27/2012 7:55:45 AM

#1397109
Paler_Face

Mooselimb

Your wit is without peer, Vet </sarcasm>

4/27/2012 8:06:25 AM

#1397111
breakerslion

"... makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."

I think you'll find that if you try to list the rest of them, you will have a representative cross-section of the Republican Party. You don't think they actually believe that whacky shit they spout to get non-wealthy, disenfranchised teabaggers to vote for them, do you? ... And WWE wrestling isn't fixed, either!

4/27/2012 8:10:53 AM

#1397117
Secretly Pagan

WTF is he talking about?

4/27/2012 8:16:23 AM

#1397122
Jezebel's Evil Sister

He married her in 2004.

As late as 2010, he was still describing himself as " a boring white-bread Methodist."

www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2011/01/grover-norquists-faith/177636/

Case closed. Freepers are still stupid and still liars.

4/27/2012 8:46:52 AM

#1397126
BrianX

Breakerslion:

WWE wrestling isn't fixed. It's scripted. Writers and everything.

4/27/2012 8:53:55 AM

#1397143
Skatepunk

Norquist is responsible for the GOP signing that asanine fucking pledge that led to more gridlock and NEARLY DEFAULTED AMERICA!

That guy IS a cockroach, but not for the reasons you think, Vermont Vet!

4/27/2012 9:27:30 AM

#1397167
CleverScreenName

Mooselimb?

4/27/2012 10:31:44 AM

#1397170
werewolf

I'd say Grover would be married to the rest of the moose, not just the limb.

4/27/2012 10:34:07 AM
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