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Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.

Moreover, his support and appeasement of Radical Islam/Sharia beginning with facilitating access to the highest levels of Government (and EVERY Agency) to include the White Hut going back to Boosh (who he convinced to claim that Islam was a "Religion of Peace") as well as helping to place radical Islamist in charge of the Moozie Chaplain Program (vetting all Imams, much like leaving the proverbial Fox in charge of the hen house) makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."

I spit on this slime-ball, cockroach!


Conservative Vermont Vet, Free Republic 51 Comments [4/27/2012 4:03:58 AM]
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Extraintrovert

I have no idea whatsoever of what is happening here. Would someone be so helpful to explain, because any attempts I make to comprehend this incoherence is physically painful.

4/27/2012 4:08:11 AM

Nerikull

"Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb ..."

**snerk** Ah, the mental image that created!
Silliness aside, this whole rant is your standard anti-muslim blahrgle.

4/27/2012 4:10:57 AM

Reynardine

Dammit, Freepers eat their own kind.

4/27/2012 4:43:18 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I dunno. I think this goes in CSTDT. What he says about Norquist being a dangerous, traitorous, bottom-feeding snake is pretty accurate.

4/27/2012 4:46:38 AM

Ebon

Well, he's right about Norquist but is the rest fundie, racist or conspiracist?

4/27/2012 4:48:57 AM

Prager

They are turning on each other! I need some popcorn.

4/27/2012 4:53:35 AM

Philbert McAdamia

This stuff reminds me of National Lampoon magazine when they ran an article raving against the Dutch, for bringing the elm disease, sawing all of our doors in half, making us all wear wood shoes, and forcing our uncles to talk fast. But it was funny, as opposed to the Freepers' rants.
And to this day I don't have a windmill or tulips in my yard. Who'da guessed?

4/27/2012 5:04:28 AM

Mister Spak

Is he worse than Obama?

Also does that mean you will ignore his tax cut pledge that you teabaggers love to sign?

4/27/2012 5:18:43 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Who is this Grover, and why should we care?

4/27/2012 5:32:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.

Ya think that there's a chance that just maybe his wife doesn't take the religion that seriously and married him anyway?

And the thinly veiled "they're coming for our women" paranoia noted.

4/27/2012 5:34:18 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

Yet another reason I'm glad I left Vermont. $20 this wackaloon lives in what we call "The Northeast Kingdom." They're really their own breed of fish, up there.

I do wish I'd known about "Focusing on Everyone Else's Family" before I landed in Colorado.

4/27/2012 5:47:14 AM



@ Leighton Buzzard

Grover Norquist is one of the primary men behind the curtain, responsible for many of our problems. He wields enormous power.

He hates government (his famous quote is that he doesn't want to get rid of all government, just make it "small enough that you can drown it in the bathub") and has an obsessive hatred for taxation.

Every Republican elected official must sign his pledge never to raise or initiate any tax. If they don't abide by the agteeement, he will see to it that that politician is destroyed and challenged in the next primary with a replacement. They all tremble if fear of him.

"Slimeball-cockroach" is indeed an accurate description of him.

4/27/2012 6:07:37 AM

dionysus

@Extraintrovert- They're eating their own now. Cannibalism is usually a behavior of the truly desperate so hopefully this means that we are seeing the extreme right die before our very eyes.

4/27/2012 6:42:53 AM

Papabear

Well, I see your spit on a slime-ball, cockroach and raise you 2 pees on a phlegm-ball dung beetle.

4/27/2012 7:33:30 AM



Was anybody here thinking Mooselimb was an obscure family name at first? I did, and boy was I disappointed.

4/27/2012 7:39:52 AM

Thinking Allowed

So much salad...so little dressing.

4/27/2012 7:43:58 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Mooselimb" "White Hut" "Boosh" "Moozie"



Translated subtitles on Ceefax, page 888.

4/27/2012 7:55:45 AM

Paler_Face

Mooselimb

Your wit is without peer, Vet </sarcasm>

4/27/2012 8:06:25 AM

breakerslion

"... makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."

I think you'll find that if you try to list the rest of them, you will have a representative cross-section of the Republican Party. You don't think they actually believe that whacky shit they spout to get non-wealthy, disenfranchised teabaggers to vote for them, do you? ... And WWE wrestling isn't fixed, either!

4/27/2012 8:10:53 AM

Secretly Pagan

WTF is he talking about?

4/27/2012 8:16:23 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

He married her in 2004.

As late as 2010, he was still describing himself as " a boring white-bread Methodist."

www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2011/01/grover-norquists-faith/177636/

Case closed. Freepers are still stupid and still liars.

4/27/2012 8:46:52 AM

BrianX

Breakerslion:

WWE wrestling isn't fixed. It's scripted. Writers and everything.

4/27/2012 8:53:55 AM

Skatepunk

Norquist is responsible for the GOP signing that asanine fucking pledge that led to more gridlock and NEARLY DEFAULTED AMERICA!

That guy IS a cockroach, but not for the reasons you think, Vermont Vet!

4/27/2012 9:27:30 AM

CleverScreenName

Mooselimb?

4/27/2012 10:31:44 AM

werewolf

I'd say Grover would be married to the rest of the moose, not just the limb.

4/27/2012 10:34:07 AM
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