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Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.

Moreover, his support and appeasement of Radical Islam/Sharia beginning with facilitating access to the highest levels of Government (and EVERY Agency) to include the White Hut going back to Boosh (who he convinced to claim that Islam was a "Religion of Peace") as well as helping to place radical Islamist in charge of the Moozie Chaplain Program (vetting all Imams, much like leaving the proverbial Fox in charge of the hen house) makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."

I spit on this slime-ball, cockroach!


Conservative Vermont Vet, Free Republic 51 Comments [4/27/2012 4:03:58 AM]
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i think i must be missing something.....

4/27/2012 11:56:54 AM

Dr. Razark

"Mooselimb"?

Really? Shit, if you're going to make up insults, at least make up something that makes some sense. Babbling nonsense is just pointless. What are you, five?

4/27/2012 12:47:31 PM



LOL at christian moron calling Islam a "cult."

All religions are cults you fucking idiot...even yours. All religions are also made up...but you will never believe that because you are a sad, brainwashed little man.

4/27/2012 12:58:21 PM

SpukiKitty

Okay. Let's see....

Grover Norquist, who's a roach with mucous secretions, is married an amputated limb of a comically large doofy-looking antlered critter.

Jabba the albino is ditching Tatooine and returning to a really weird British sci-fi/fantasy/musical comedy show (despite never being character on it to begin with) & is getting Muslim Fundamentalists in charge of cows impersonating "The Tramp".

All of the above are Right-Wing slithering, limbless reptiles who eat peoples butts.

I now am feeling like this....

"*woooaaahhh....* Gotta write a song about THIS!"


But seriously, this OP sounds nightmarish if Norquist, Bush & the others seem too Liberal for him! Heck, a hard-core Nazi Germany/North Korea/Maoist China-type situation is probably not rigid enough for him! The LRA is probably too civilized & humane for him.

4/27/2012 12:58:54 PM

checkmate

I spit on this slime-ball, cockroach!



Have fun on the way down.

4/27/2012 1:45:09 PM

tranz2deep

Get off the pipe!

4/27/2012 1:55:48 PM

farpadokly

Some Muslim women do marry Christian men, in spite of the prohibitions against it in Islam. It happens.
The idea that you can't be a conservative if you have a Muslim wife is an odd idea, simply because conservatism doesn't necessarily include Islamophobia. Often it does, but it needn't.

4/27/2012 1:56:41 PM

Passerby

Okay, I have to ask: Why do these idiots refuse to spell anything correctly? I find it less disrespectful to the person or concept they are referencing than it is offensive to the reader's eyes and an insulting indication of their own intelligence.

4/27/2012 2:39:26 PM

demodocos

Oy, it's a trifecta.

4/27/2012 3:15:46 PM

whoanelly

Wow, you don't like Grover Norquist because he's too leftist? Now you're officially scary.

. . . and stupid. Mooselimb? Moozie? Boosh? Dafuq?

4/27/2012 4:04:55 PM

Alencon

Are you telling me this guy is further to the right than Norquist? I didn't think that was possible.

4/27/2012 4:07:47 PM

Old Viking

Naw. If a person is a poltical fanatic with a room-temperature IQ, he is by default a conservative.

4/27/2012 4:27:23 PM

John

Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.

The Roman Catholic Church has something of the same rule. Does that mean if a man marries a Catholic, chances are pretty good that he has converted to Catholicism?

4/27/2012 4:56:46 PM

solomongrundy

Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males

Remind me, what does 2 Corinthians say about being 'unequally yoked'?

4/27/2012 11:34:04 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Yep, I bet you were spitting when you typed this. I picture spittle flying all over the screen as your impotent screed reaches it's climax!

4/28/2012 1:04:17 AM

OhJohnNo

I have to admit, "Mooselimb" made me laugh.

4/28/2012 2:53:34 AM

Raised by Horses

@Reynardine

"Dammit, Freepers eat their own kind."

If only that were true. We'd have a lot less crazy to go around.

4/28/2012 3:02:23 AM



Tax cuts may not be an al-Qaeda plot to destroy America, but they certainly can wreak havoc on public services. Norquist is slime.

4/28/2012 11:05:10 AM

Agahnim

He cut of a moose's leg and married it? I don't think that's legal.

4/28/2012 2:04:59 PM

mika

He can only be married to one Mooselimb , being married to all 4 Mooselimbs would be poligamy

4/28/2012 2:38:51 PM

aaa

The islamophobia in FR is getting utterly absurd.

4/28/2012 3:06:47 PM

Elia

OK, stop laughing...reading again...

Still doesn't make sense. Is he saying Norquist is bad news because of who he's married to? And I finally get that Boosh = Bush, and . . .

*sees SpukiKitty's comment*

*starts laughing again*

4/28/2012 6:30:30 PM

Osiris

You know there are perfectly good, not stupid reasons, to vote Grover Norquist out of office.

4/29/2012 10:26:58 AM



No. No. Grover married a whole moose.

It is, after all, the brains behind his operation.

4/29/2012 2:20:41 PM

Snowball

Dear fellow atheists. I hate to say this, but conservatives are spot -on when it comes to the religions of Islam and Marxism. Have a wonderful evening.

4/30/2012 1:50:19 PM
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