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Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.
Moreover, his support and appeasement of Radical Islam/Sharia beginning with facilitating access to the highest levels of Government (and EVERY Agency) to include the White Hut going back to Boosh (who he convinced to claim that Islam was a "Religion of Peace") as well as helping to place radical Islamist in charge of the Moozie Chaplain Program (vetting all Imams, much like leaving the proverbial Fox in charge of the hen house) makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."
I spit on this slime-ball, cockroach!
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"Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb ..."
**snerk** Ah, the mental image that created!
Silliness aside, this whole rant is your standard anti-muslim blahrgle.
This stuff reminds me of National Lampoon magazine when they ran an article raving against the Dutch, for bringing the elm disease, sawing all of our doors in half, making us all wear wood shoes, and forcing our uncles to talk fast. But it was funny, as opposed to the Freepers' rants.
And to this day I don't have a windmill or tulips in my yard. Who'da guessed?
Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.
Ya think that there's a chance that just maybe his wife doesn't take the religion that seriously and married him anyway?
And the thinly veiled "they're coming for our women" paranoia noted.
Yet another reason I'm glad I left Vermont. $20 this wackaloon lives in what we call "The Northeast Kingdom." They're really their own breed of fish, up there.
I do wish I'd known about "Focusing on Everyone Else's Family" before I landed in Colorado.
@ Leighton Buzzard
Grover Norquist is one of the primary men behind the curtain, responsible for many of our problems. He wields enormous power.
He hates government (his famous quote is that he doesn't want to get rid of all government, just make it "small enough that you can drown it in the bathub") and has an obsessive hatred for taxation.
Every Republican elected official must sign his pledge never to raise or initiate any tax. If they don't abide by the agteeement, he will see to it that that politician is destroyed and challenged in the next primary with a replacement. They all tremble if fear of him.
"Slimeball-cockroach" is indeed an accurate description of him.
"... makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."
I think you'll find that if you try to list the rest of them, you will have a representative cross-section of the Republican Party. You don't think they actually believe that whacky shit they spout to get non-wealthy, disenfranchised teabaggers to vote for them, do you? ... And WWE wrestling isn't fixed, either!
Norquist is responsible for the GOP signing that asanine fucking pledge that led to more gridlock and NEARLY DEFAULTED AMERICA!
That guy IS a cockroach, but not for the reasons you think, Vermont Vet!
"Mooselimb"?
Really? Shit, if you're going to make up insults, at least make up something that makes some sense. Babbling nonsense is just pointless. What are you, five?
Okay. Let's see....
Grover Norquist, who's a roach with mucous secretions, is married an amputated limb of a comically large doofy-looking antlered critter.
Jabba the albino is ditching Tatooine and returning to a really weird British sci-fi/fantasy/musical comedy show (despite never being character on it to begin with) & is getting Muslim Fundamentalists in charge of cows impersonating "The Tramp".
All of the above are Right-Wing slithering, limbless reptiles who eat peoples butts.
I now am feeling like this....
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"*woooaaahhh....* Gotta write a song about THIS!"
But seriously, this OP sounds nightmarish if Norquist, Bush & the others seem too Liberal for him! Heck, a hard-core Nazi Germany/North Korea/Maoist China-type situation is probably not rigid enough for him! The LRA is probably too civilized & humane for him.
LOL at christian moron calling Islam a "cult."
All religions are cults you fucking idiot...even yours. All religions are also made up...but you will never believe that because you are a sad, brainwashed little man.
Some Muslim women do marry Christian men, in spite of the prohibitions against it in Islam. It happens.
The idea that you can't be a conservative if you have a Muslim wife is an odd idea, simply because conservatism doesn't necessarily include Islamophobia. Often it does, but it needn't.
Wow, you don't like Grover Norquist because he's too leftist? Now you're officially scary.
. . . and stupid. Mooselimb? Moozie? Boosh? Dafuq?
Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.
The Roman Catholic Church has something of the same rule. Does that mean if a man marries a Catholic, chances are pretty good that he has converted to Catholicism?
Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males
Remind me, what does 2 Corinthians say about being 'unequally yoked'?
@Reynardine
"Dammit, Freepers eat their own kind."
If only that were true. We'd have a lot less crazy to go around.
OK, stop laughing...reading again...
Still doesn't make sense. Is he saying Norquist is bad news because of who he's married to? And I finally get that Boosh = Bush, and . . .
*sees SpukiKitty's comment*
*starts laughing again*
No. No. Grover married a whole moose.
It is, after all, the brains behind his operation.
Dear Snowball,
Marxism is not a religion.
Not all Muslims fit the stereotypes trotted out by crazy Christian fundies.
Also, not all of us here are atheists.
Have an enlightened evening.
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