Greet your new masters!
I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation. I think I fell for that. God straightened me out
[4/28/2012 4:42:25 AM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
Is that similar to Keynes's Theory of Evolution?
4/28/2012 5:01:30 AM
Filin De Blanc
4/28/2012 5:12:29 AM
I prefer Newton's Theory of Gravy, myself...
4/28/2012 5:13:08 AM
Filin De Blanc
@Kulgur: No no, it's Newton's
of Gravy. Get it right.
4/28/2012 5:15:09 AM
I much prefer Eisenstien's Therory of Relevance myself.
Is Dolan a creationist now or something?
4/28/2012 5:20:53 AM
I dont think you were taut anyfing
4/28/2012 6:07:41 AM
Darwin's Theory of Evaluation: If you try to evaluate my Theory of Evolution by the standards of your outdated holy book, I theorize that I will rise from the dead and beat your ass.
4/28/2012 6:23:15 AM
"I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation."
Is this Darwin some mathematician I'm not familiar with? I'm curious, what does his "therory" of evaluation allow you to evaluate?
4/28/2012 6:29:28 AM
So what is the theory of evaluation? That if you misspell a bunch of words your intelligence will be evaluated to be that of an idiot?
4/28/2012 6:37:31 AM
That whole thread is a laugh/facepalm per post. And don't they just hate their fellow christians in the Catholic Church?!
4/28/2012 7:26:59 AM
It is actually the Darwin Theory of Evaluation.
It states that when choosing somewhere to live in Australia, you evaluate Darwin and choose somewhere, anywhere, else.
4/28/2012 7:38:58 AM
"If u beeleef in th' therory of evaluation, you'll end up with th' Dork Angles Of Satin radder then the Lite Angles of Gawd & His Sun Jeezus! Yeehah! Where's mah Sisstar-Wife?"
4/28/2012 8:07:34 AM
For some reason I don't think God would mess up your spelling...
4/28/2012 8:35:36 AM
I think it's hilarious that the very first response got censored. Must have been a 'false teaching' that almost snuck through.
They should have a smiley of somebody getting dragged away by the Inquisition instead of that little wagging finger ticking you off
4/28/2012 8:42:47 AM
Nice spelling. I suspect not much that they tried to teach you caught on.
4/28/2012 8:48:30 AM
The only thing divine about you, dear child, is your level of EPIC FAIL.
4/28/2012 9:17:55 AM
"Therory of evaluation???" You can't even spell it. How could you possibly understand it?
4/28/2012 9:22:05 AM
Therory of Evaluation?? Evaluation of
4/28/2012 9:38:04 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
LoveJesus24 also refuses to fill out evolution forms.
4/28/2012 9:52:51 AM
She, I believe LoveJesus is a she, also mentions having to watch the Scopes Monkey Trial in school. Anyone care to place money that what she watched was "Inherit The Wind".
Somehow she thinks a movie from 1960 is actual fact.
4/28/2012 10:13:23 AM
Of course, as we see with your spelling department, you'd reject anything that involved evaluation.
4/28/2012 10:17:28 AM
I declare this the best example of fundie thinking ever.
4/28/2012 10:46:39 AM
You can't even spell it, jackass.
4/28/2012 11:03:20 AM
Not taking into account your obvious illiteracy (and therefore educational inferiority), just that second word itself makes me 'evaluate' that you've never read a book in your life (least of all "On the Origin of Species"), somehow, I doubt Darwin worked with
4/28/2012 11:04:34 AM
God would have done better straightening out his spelling.
4/28/2012 11:58:05 AM