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I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation. I think I fell for that. God straightened me out

LoveJesus24, Fresh Hope 60 Comments [4/28/2012 4:42:25 AM]
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Is that similar to Keynes's Theory of Evolution?

4/28/2012 5:01:30 AM

Filin De Blanc


4/28/2012 5:12:29 AM


I prefer Newton's Theory of Gravy, myself...

4/28/2012 5:13:08 AM

Filin De Blanc

@Kulgur: No no, it's Newton's Therory of Gravy. Get it right.

4/28/2012 5:15:09 AM


I much prefer Eisenstien's Therory of Relevance myself.

Is Dolan a creationist now or something?

4/28/2012 5:20:53 AM


I dont think you were taut anyfing

4/28/2012 6:07:41 AM


Darwin's Theory of Evaluation: If you try to evaluate my Theory of Evolution by the standards of your outdated holy book, I theorize that I will rise from the dead and beat your ass.

4/28/2012 6:23:15 AM


"I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation."

Is this Darwin some mathematician I'm not familiar with? I'm curious, what does his "therory" of evaluation allow you to evaluate?

4/28/2012 6:29:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

So what is the theory of evaluation? That if you misspell a bunch of words your intelligence will be evaluated to be that of an idiot?

4/28/2012 6:37:31 AM


That whole thread is a laugh/facepalm per post. And don't they just hate their fellow christians in the Catholic Church?!

4/28/2012 7:26:59 AM

rubber chicken

It is actually the Darwin Theory of Evaluation.
It states that when choosing somewhere to live in Australia, you evaluate Darwin and choose somewhere, anywhere, else.

4/28/2012 7:38:58 AM


"If u beeleef in th' therory of evaluation, you'll end up with th' Dork Angles Of Satin radder then the Lite Angles of Gawd & His Sun Jeezus! Yeehah! Where's mah Sisstar-Wife?"

4/28/2012 8:07:34 AM

Brendan Rizzo

For some reason I don't think God would mess up your spelling...

4/28/2012 8:35:36 AM


@ Keefus

I think it's hilarious that the very first response got censored. Must have been a 'false teaching' that almost snuck through.

They should have a smiley of somebody getting dragged away by the Inquisition instead of that little wagging finger ticking you off

4/28/2012 8:42:47 AM


Nice spelling. I suspect not much that they tried to teach you caught on.

4/28/2012 8:48:30 AM




The only thing divine about you, dear child, is your level of EPIC FAIL.

4/28/2012 9:17:55 AM


"Therory of evaluation???" You can't even spell it. How could you possibly understand it?

4/28/2012 9:22:05 AM

Felis >:3

Therory of Evaluation?? Evaluation of what?

4/28/2012 9:38:04 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

LoveJesus24 also refuses to fill out evolution forms.

4/28/2012 9:52:51 AM


She, I believe LoveJesus is a she, also mentions having to watch the Scopes Monkey Trial in school. Anyone care to place money that what she watched was "Inherit The Wind".
Somehow she thinks a movie from 1960 is actual fact.

4/28/2012 10:13:23 AM


Of course, as we see with your spelling department, you'd reject anything that involved evaluation.

4/28/2012 10:17:28 AM


I declare this the best example of fundie thinking ever.

4/28/2012 10:46:39 AM


You can't even spell it, jackass.

4/28/2012 11:03:20 AM


(emph-ass-is added):

"Darwin's Therory of evaluation"

Not taking into account your obvious illiteracy (and therefore educational inferiority), just that second word itself makes me 'evaluate' that you've never read a book in your life (least of all "On the Origin of Species"), somehow, I doubt Darwin worked with Rory McGrath.


4/28/2012 11:04:34 AM

God would have done better straightening out his spelling.

4/28/2012 11:58:05 AM

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