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#1397345
Adey
Is that similar to Keynes's Theory of Evolution?
4/28/2012 5:01:30 AM
#1397349
Filin De Blanc
"Therory"?
4/28/2012 5:12:29 AM
#1397350
Kulgur
I prefer Newton's Theory of Gravy, myself...
4/28/2012 5:13:08 AM
#1397352
Filin De Blanc
@Kulgur: No no, it's Newton's Therory of Gravy. Get it right.
4/28/2012 5:15:09 AM
#1397356
Atheissimo
I much prefer Eisenstien's Therory of Relevance myself.
Is Dolan a creationist now or something?
4/28/2012 5:20:53 AM
#1397370
Tallyho
I dont think you were taut anyfing
4/28/2012 6:07:41 AM
#1397373
Roscaux
Darwin's Theory of Evaluation: If you try to evaluate my Theory of Evolution by the standards of your outdated holy book, I theorize that I will rise from the dead and beat your ass.
4/28/2012 6:23:15 AM
#1397376
Horsefeathers
"I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation."
Is this Darwin some mathematician I'm not familiar with? I'm curious, what does his "therory" of evaluation allow you to evaluate?
4/28/2012 6:29:28 AM
#1397387
Doubting Thomas
So what is the theory of evaluation? That if you misspell a bunch of words your intelligence will be evaluated to be that of an idiot?
4/28/2012 6:37:31 AM
#1397411
keefus
That whole thread is a laugh/facepalm per post. And don't they just hate their fellow christians in the Catholic Church?!
4/28/2012 7:26:59 AM
#1397415
rubber chicken
It is actually the Darwin Theory of Evaluation.
It states that when choosing somewhere to live in Australia, you evaluate Darwin and choose somewhere, anywhere, else.
4/28/2012 7:38:58 AM
#1397425
SpukiKitty
"If u beeleef in th' therory of evaluation, you'll end up with th' Dork Angles Of Satin radder then the Lite Angles of Gawd & His Sun Jeezus! Yeehah! Where's mah Sisstar-Wife?"
4/28/2012 8:07:34 AM
#1397436
Brendan Rizzo
For some reason I don't think God would mess up your spelling...
4/28/2012 8:35:36 AM
#1397443
Atheissimo
@ Keefus
I think it's hilarious that the very first response got censored. Must have been a 'false teaching' that almost snuck through.
They should have a smiley of somebody getting dragged away by the Inquisition instead of that little wagging finger ticking you off
4/28/2012 8:42:47 AM
#1397446
Alencon
Nice spelling. I suspect not much that they tried to teach you caught on.
4/28/2012 8:48:30 AM
#1397461
tranz2deep
Evaluation?
....
The only thing divine about you, dear child, is your level of EPIC FAIL.
4/28/2012 9:17:55 AM
#1397462
Papabear
"Therory of evaluation???" You can't even spell it. How could you possibly understand it?
4/28/2012 9:22:05 AM
#1397469
Felis >:3
Therory of Evaluation?? Evaluation of what?
4/28/2012 9:38:04 AM
#1397477
Rabbit of Caerbannog
LoveJesus24 also refuses to fill out evolution forms.
4/28/2012 9:52:51 AM
#1397480
Atavist
She, I believe LoveJesus is a she, also mentions having to watch the Scopes Monkey Trial in school. Anyone care to place money that what she watched was "Inherit The Wind".
Somehow she thinks a movie from 1960 is actual fact.
4/28/2012 10:13:23 AM
#1397482
JSS
Of course, as we see with your spelling department, you'd reject anything that involved evaluation.
4/28/2012 10:17:28 AM
#1397488
Ebon
I declare this the best example of fundie thinking ever.
4/28/2012 10:46:39 AM
#1397493
shykid
You can't even spell it, jackass.
4/28/2012 11:03:20 AM
#1397495
Anon-e-moose
(emph-ass-is added):
"Darwin's The
rory of evaluation"
Not taking into account your obvious illiteracy (and therefore educational inferiority), just that second word itself makes me 'evaluate' that you've never read a book in your life (least of all "On the Origin of Species"), somehow, I doubt Darwin worked with
Rory McGrath.
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4/28/2012 11:04:34 AM
#1397509
God would have done better straightening out his spelling.
4/28/2012 11:58:05 AM
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