I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation. I think I fell for that. God straightened me out
[4/28/2012 4:42:25 ]
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Submitted By: physalis17
Is that similar to Keynes's Theory of Evolution?
Filin De Blanc
I prefer Newton's Theory of Gravy, myself...
Filin De Blanc
@Kulgur: No no, it's Newton's
of Gravy. Get it right.
I much prefer Eisenstien's Therory of Relevance myself.
Is Dolan a creationist now or something?
I dont think you were taut anyfing
Darwin's Theory of Evaluation: If you try to evaluate my Theory of Evolution by the standards of your outdated holy book, I theorize that I will rise from the dead and beat your ass.
"I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation."
Is this Darwin some mathematician I'm not familiar with? I'm curious, what does his "therory" of evaluation allow you to evaluate?
So what is the theory of evaluation? That if you misspell a bunch of words your intelligence will be evaluated to be that of an idiot?
That whole thread is a laugh/facepalm per post. And don't they just hate their fellow christians in the Catholic Church?!
It is actually the Darwin Theory of Evaluation.
It states that when choosing somewhere to live in Australia, you evaluate Darwin and choose somewhere, anywhere, else.
"If u beeleef in th' therory of evaluation, you'll end up with th' Dork Angles Of Satin radder then the Lite Angles of Gawd & His Sun Jeezus! Yeehah! Where's mah Sisstar-Wife?"
For some reason I don't think God would mess up your spelling...
I think it's hilarious that the very first response got censored. Must have been a 'false teaching' that almost snuck through.
They should have a smiley of somebody getting dragged away by the Inquisition instead of that little wagging finger ticking you off
Nice spelling. I suspect not much that they tried to teach you caught on.
The only thing divine about you, dear child, is your level of EPIC FAIL.
"Therory of evaluation???" You can't even spell it. How could you possibly understand it?
Therory of Evaluation?? Evaluation of
Rabbit of Caerbannog
LoveJesus24 also refuses to fill out evolution forms.
She, I believe LoveJesus is a she, also mentions having to watch the Scopes Monkey Trial in school. Anyone care to place money that what she watched was "Inherit The Wind".
Somehow she thinks a movie from 1960 is actual fact.
Of course, as we see with your spelling department, you'd reject anything that involved evaluation.
I declare this the best example of fundie thinking ever.
You can't even spell it, jackass.
Not taking into account your obvious illiteracy (and therefore educational inferiority), just that second word itself makes me 'evaluate' that you've never read a book in your life (least of all "On the Origin of Species"), somehow, I doubt Darwin worked with
God would have done better straightening out his spelling.