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The belief in the occult world is if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power. You become as gods through sodomy; that’s the way the Greek gods became gods. Alexander the Great was a great sodomizer and his Greek army was the most fierce. Hitler tried to pattern his SS and military after the Greek warriors using sodomy. When you put that all together, the civilizations that God wiped out boiled down to the practice of sodomy.

Marion Knox, Whale 107 Comments [5/1/2012 3:41:01 AM]
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breakerslion

Somebody is a little too fixated on butt sex.

Why am I hearing a variation of an Eddie Murphy bit in my head?

Hitler: Hey Goebbels! ... Come down here!

Goebbels: What's up, 'Dolph?

Hitler: How would you like to fuck me in the ass?

Did I just Godwin? (blushes)

5/1/2012 3:42:45 AM

rubber chicken

After a couple of years of being a regular FSTDT visitor, you kind of get jaded and used to the crazy. It is nice to occasionally get a post which reinforces your lack of faith in the sanity of fundies.

5/1/2012 3:51:46 AM

Freethinker

o.O

Someone's trying to tell us something methinks...

5/1/2012 4:12:08 AM

Filin De Blanc

"If you could sodomize God"!? Are you sure this isn't the premise of some really bad erotic fantasy?

5/1/2012 4:18:26 AM

Reynardine

This beggars wit. Why isn't this person hospitalized???

5/1/2012 4:19:08 AM

Arctic Knight

I guess that explains how I acquired my wife's ability to do laundry, wash dishes and vacuum. All this time I thought it was 22 years of marital conditioning. Now I know it's just from all the butsecks.

5/1/2012 4:19:41 AM

K T

You're not getting any-----------right?

5/1/2012 4:30:37 AM



WTF ?

What is it with fundies and their obsession with anal sex.

5/1/2012 4:30:48 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

This guy sodomized an entire nation, thanks to the likes of you...


5/1/2012 4:35:41 AM



The belief in the occult world is if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power.

You become as gods through sodomy; that’s the way the Greek gods became gods.

Oh my fucking unicorn, did that guy just imply what I think he just implied; "Jesus got gang-raped by Zeus, Ares, Apollo and about 200 other Greek deities?
OUCH! I mean, seriously ouch!

Hitler tried to pattern his SS and military after the Greek warriors using sodomy.

Fucking hell, I don't even want to get into this particular can of worms, because I'll probably end up getting accused of anti-semitism.

When you put that all together, the civilizations that God wiped out boiled down to the practice of sodomy.

Now I understand the vengefulness of the Christian God; after all, he got anally abused by all the greek gods, no wonder he has so much hatred against buttsex.

5/1/2012 4:47:33 AM

Wehpudicabok

Oh god, it's whale.to

RationalWiki warned me about this...

5/1/2012 4:48:47 AM

D Laurier

"The belief in the occult world is if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power."
No. It isnt.
Thats just something you made up to express your own sexual frustration.

5/1/2012 4:56:51 AM

MK

So.....

" the civilizations that God wiped out boiled down to the practice of sodomy"

because

"if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power"

Implying that God was afraid of being raped?

5/1/2012 5:11:37 AM

Binky

Jesus/Greek/Nazi slash fiction, excellent. Looking forward to the next installment.

5/1/2012 5:15:53 AM



sodomy [n.] 1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex, 2. copulation with a member of the same sex.

Well, Marion, which is it? If I get head from my girlfriend, do I get God's power?

'Cause that would be keen.

5/1/2012 5:29:57 AM

Mister Spak

"The belief in the occult world is if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power."

The belief in the fundie world is you should be obsessed by sodomy.

5/1/2012 5:44:04 AM

Apatheist

Last I checked Germans still exist. How wiped out can they be?

5/1/2012 5:45:47 AM

JSS

I imagine you think about sodomy a lot, don't you Marion?

5/1/2012 5:59:48 AM

Mr. Creazil

Well there are Hitler/Jesus slashfics, so she may be on the right track here.

5/1/2012 6:00:11 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Well there are Hitler/Jesus slashfics, so she may be on the right track here."

Vee haf ways of making you moan...

5/1/2012 6:02:28 AM

dionysus

if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power

So God's real problem with gays is that they might fuck him and then take his power? Well I for one would welcome our new gay overlords.

Alexander the Great was a great sodomizer and his Greek army was the most fierce.

Wow! First time I've ever heard a fundie actually admit that gays can be great in the military too. Guess you must support the repealing of DADT, right?

Hitler tried to pattern his SS and military after the Greek warriors using sodomy.



Right. The pink triangles must have meant they were very feminine geometry teachers.

When you put that all together, the civilizations that God wiped out boiled down to the practice of sodomy.

Which civilizations? Most civilization fell because they were conquered (like the Byzantines who were conquered by the Ottomans), their holdings rebelled (like the Spanish and British empires), or they simply collapsed under their own weight (like Western Rome and the Soviet Union). There are numerous other reasons once-great civilizations fell and I can't for the life of me find even one civilization that collapsed from the mere existence of butt sex and blow jobs. In fact, if one wanted to be very obtuse one could say that Rome fell from not having enough sodomy because once they converted to Christianity (which doesn't like sodomy), it soon fell. Now, that'd be just as inaccurate as your idea but at least there's a slightly better case for it.

5/1/2012 6:10:39 AM

WWWWolf

Yeah, if you want to do it correctly, you must submit to God. With all your heart. Submit harder. HARDER. HARDER. OH YEAH.

...the point being, if you have a dirty imagination, you can see this sort of stuff everywhere. Not their fault. Just yours.

5/1/2012 6:13:35 AM

Doubting Thomas

Is there something you want to tell us, Marion? Something about why you're so fixated on sodomy?

5/1/2012 6:29:20 AM

Nicole

The belief in the occult world is if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power.

"The belief" and "occult" do not belong in the same sentence, ever. "Occult" is such a broad term that it covers hundreds, if not thousands of belief systems and philosophies.


You become as gods through sodomy; that’s the way the Greek gods became gods.

WHAT.

NO. IT ISN'T.

5/1/2012 6:33:54 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I am pretty sure that is not how it works. Of course, occult practices don't actually DO anything anyway, but I'm pretty sure the rituals do not involve buttsex.

5/1/2012 6:41:57 AM
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