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There are freakier sex acts a male and female couple can do.
5/1/2012 9:05:00 PM
Looks like someone's been reading too much slash fics.
5/1/2012 9:05:29 PM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
The lady doth protest too much, methinks ; )
5/1/2012 9:08:00 PM
Filin De Blanc
By no sane definition is that what sodomy is.
I like the "ANOTHER MAN" part. What, women's anuses are pure and lovely places to insert a cock?
5/1/2012 9:08:33 PM
Can't get the gay sex out of their minds, can they?
5/1/2012 9:11:15 PM
Picture Barney Frank and Elton John in action. Barney Frank putting his genitals into Elton John’s.
No thanks. I'd rather imagine a naked woman than two naked guys but hey, you have every right to your own fantasies.
5/1/2012 9:17:49 PM
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
[Sarcasm] Why should we allow a child to live in a house where a husband and wife engage in sodomy? Why would we want them to believe that is "normal"? Would you want your child or grandchild to live in a house where the wife gives blowjobs to her husband? [/sarcasm]
5/1/2012 9:24:33 PM
Aw yeah, fundie slashfic!
5/1/2012 9:29:10 PM
Filin De Blanc
I can't help but think that maybe the reason these people are so against gays is that you can actually tell when someone is gay (or bi) from knowing the gender of their partner. Heterosexual couples do basically all the same things as gay ones, but because they have the right sets of genitals to be able to have Approved Sex In The Missionary Position With The Lights Off, fundies can just assume that their bedroom activities are "normal" even when secretly they have a whole BDSM dungeon at home.
5/1/2012 9:32:17 PM
Somebody is getting all sweaty while picturing gay sex in their mind.
5/1/2012 9:47:10 PM
No, I don't think we should tell children about sexual positions at all.
It's enough to say "Barney Frank and Elton John love each other very much and want to spend their lives together and have children, just like mummy and daddy do".
5/1/2012 10:03:17 PM
Damn, I thought of Barney the dinosaur...
Also, something you want to tell us, hm?
5/1/2012 10:05:00 PM
Someone has a fantasy...
5/1/2012 10:13:13 PM
Why do fundies always think that letting children know about gay people involves giving them graphic descriptions of sex acts? What's wrong with "some boys love other boys"?
Also, check a dictionary. Your definition of "sodomy" is way off.
5/1/2012 10:46:35 PM
No, sodomy is any form of sexual activity, hetero or homo, that is not penis in vagina.
The moment your wife or g/f lays her (gloved) hand on your dick you are a sodomite
5/1/2012 11:21:09 PM
Ebon beat me to it. No one says you have to talk about gay sex at all! "Sexual orientation" is a misnomer anyhow; it's more about whom you LOVE than what kind of people you want to have sex with. Just say "some men love other men and some women love other women" and that's it!
And Zach Wahls
doesn't seem to be any worse for having been raised by two women - not quite the same situation, but the point still stands.
5/1/2012 11:22:34 PM
My five year old asked me what the word "gay" means. I had to think a few minutes, but the answer was quite simple: Gay is a word that´s used to describe a man who want´s to marry another man, or or a woman who wants to marry another woman. I consider myself a christian, and want to teach the children that sex is something that belongs to marriage. Explanation about marriage was easier and also more accurat, since it covers both physical and mental part of love. My eldest was six before he asked the question about how daddy puts the babyseeds inside mommy, so he did not know anything about sex, when he heard the word "gay".
5/2/2012 1:56:00 AM
Understanding of sodomy fail. Both hetero and homo sexual anal and oral sex are sodomy.
Of course, only perverts care what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes.
5/2/2012 2:00:18 AM
My 97 year old grandmother thinks that you're incredibly, unbelievably sheltered.
5/2/2012 2:22:40 AM
So, it's okay if there's more than one man, right?
5/2/2012 2:29:12 AM
Raised by Horses
You picture this in your mind a lot, don't you?
5/2/2012 2:34:55 AM
What is it with the graphic descriptions of sex acts when they're talking about gay people? I can sort of understand when you have some religious objection to homosexuality, it makes no sense, but nor do a lot of things you believe. But what you're saying just smacks of 'eww it's icky', which is not an argument. Heterosexual sex can be just as icky, I can assure you.
I have never once seen or heard anybody describe gay sex in quite as much loving detail as a fundie. Even actual gay people.
5/2/2012 3:25:33 AM
@ Mihangel apYrs
It doesn't bother me unless I have to declare dual citizenship and start paying additional taxes.
"Would you let them put YOUR grandchild into a sodomy-based family?"
And here is one of the roots of the conservatard obsession: "My oh-so-important dynasty of middle-class obscurity* could die off if a future generation has buttseks instead of kids! Meanwhile, all those kids who have been victims of pedophiles would like a word with you about your priorities.
Another root to this obsession with sex is a deep depression caused by the failure to find a way to license or tax it.
* Or White trash if I wasn't being kind.
5/2/2012 3:57:10 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Barney Frank and Elton John?
Nah. It would never work. They're both "tops."
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