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The United States foreign policy has been a disaster for decades.

Forcing South Africa to turn that nation over to an evil Communist regime was patently stupid and totally unfair. Joining the UN in banning DDT was another large mistake. The Gorebal Warming fiasco is an unbelievable lie that the current ‘leaders’ endorse.

There is so much more, but placing the sinful homosexuals on a pedestal to be a gaggle honored is simply the most wrong-headed attempt at ‘policy’ ever conceived by man.

What sane person would think that placing one’s penis up another’s anus is another of God’s Plans? These perverts wonder why AIDS and other assorted diseases is visited upon them? After all, they’re just in love with someone and since that someone hasn’t a vagina on him there are other orifices to explore.

Then there’s the practice of cleaning the partner’s dipstick thereby ingesting fecal matter as well as shoving one’s mouth up the other’s anus.

Does this make sense to anyone?

Checking out the history of serial killers we find the very large majority of these multiple murders are committed by committed homosexuals.

IbJensen, Free Republic 86 Comments [5/3/2012 3:31:52 AM]
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almo

Wow. You look pretty expert on homosexual practices...

5/3/2012 3:38:00 AM

Serph-no-Okami

I know a few very open gay people and NOT ONE of them is as graphic as fundies can sometimes be. I wonder why...

5/3/2012 3:41:30 AM

Filin De Blanc

Oh for Celestia's sake: straight couples. They do anal. Lots of them. There is pretty much no sex act that gay couples do that heterosexual couples don't.

5/3/2012 3:43:51 AM

Tatch

Apparently you don't know what enemas are. The homosexuals butts are much cleaner then yours as well, I can smell the bullshit off that statistic that you pulled out of your ass from here.

Also, why the hell was banning DDT a bad thing? Dude, you really need to read Silent Spring.



5/3/2012 3:46:28 AM

Reynardine

The problem these days is that once you've heard even one of the stupid, mean, nasty, bigoted things one of these people says, you can already predict what the rest of them will be.

5/3/2012 3:49:03 AM

Reynardine

Ah, and let's not omit dirty. You can predict exactly how they're going to talk dirty, too.

5/3/2012 3:51:55 AM

Reynardine

Somehow, this guy skipped the babykilling Feminazis and the sexualized Girl Scouts. Well, maybe female human beings don't cross his mind at all.

5/3/2012 3:53:43 AM



"Checking out the history of serial killers we find the very large majority of these multiple murders are committed by committed homosexuals."

Uh, not true. The vast majority of serial killers' victims are women, killed by men. Do the names Bundy, Ramirez, Alcala, Chikatilo, BTK, or Green River Killer ring any bells?


5/3/2012 4:10:46 AM

breakerslion

God’s Plans?

Does this make sense to anyone?

fixed.

Also, I heard, "blah-blahblah I have no friends, bullshit."

5/3/2012 4:11:53 AM



What sane person would think that placing one’s penis up another’s anus is another of God’s Plans?

Plenty of heterosexuals. Oh, you didn't mean for that answer to come out, did you?

Then there’s the practice of cleaning the partner’s dipstick thereby ingesting fecal matter...

Yeah, somehow I doubt gay men are actually doing this.

5/3/2012 5:15:52 AM

Mister Spak

http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/dahmer.htm

Jeffrey Dahmer: Born Again Fundamentalist Christian

Jeffrey Dahmer is the son of a Born Again Fundamentalist (Church of Christ) father. Jeffrey's Born Again Fundamentalist home life led him to feel he could not acknowledge his homosexuality to his Fundamentalist father, and instead he developed an intense hatred of himself and of other gay men.
Well Jeffrey has now come home. He has become a Born Again Fundamentalist, baptized by a minister of the Church of Christ.

5/3/2012 5:23:05 AM

Panz

Yeah, banning something used as widespread and carelessly as DDT that harms wildlife while insects grow immunities is sure an illogical idea...

Typical freeper moron. Doesn't have a clue, asserts his opinion matters, everyone laughs.

FR and Conservapedia are so well known to be conservative freakshows even conservatives laugh at them

5/3/2012 5:46:17 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Somehow, I knew Freepers were in favor of apartheid and poisoning the food supply... (Just wondering, where did this idea that the ANC are communist come from? Mandela certainly is not a communist, and although his successors are corrupt, they aren't communist either. Communism is a specific thing.)

He is right about one thing though, but not in the way he intended. U.S. foreign policy has indeed been a disaster for six decades. Everything started going downhill when we overthrew the democratically elected leader of Iran and replaced him with a tyrant. That is why we have people like Ahmadinejad who hate our guts and are developing nuclear weapons despite having a worldview straight out of the Middle Ages. It is completely our fault. And that was far from the only time it happened. I'd go so far as to say there would be far fewer dictatorships in the world if the US had remained completely isolationist during the Cold War. Then our reputation would not be forever soiled and people in enlightened and barbarous nations alike would not hate us for infringing on everyone else's sovereignty.

@ Mr. Spak:

Uh, Jeffrey Dahmer died in prison. I doubt that he could have become a minister.

5/3/2012 5:47:15 AM

Doubting Thomas

What sane person would think that placing one’s penis up another’s anus is another of God’s Plans?

Seems like it's always you homophobes who are obsessed with the mechanics of gay sex. But you forget that heterosexuals can have buttsex, too.

These perverts wonder why AIDS and other assorted diseases is visited upon them?

Then why do people get AIDS from blood transfusions and babies get it from their mothers? They must all be disgusting perverts, right?

After all, they’re just in love with someone and since that someone hasn’t a vagina on him there are other orifices to explore.

I think this is unintentionally the most rational thing you've said here.

Then there’s the practice of cleaning the partner’s dipstick thereby ingesting fecal matter as well as shoving one’s mouth up the other’s anus.

"Dey eat da poo poo." Seriously, you seem to know a lot of intimate details about gay sex. Are you sure there's nothing you want to admit?

Checking out the history of serial killers we find the very large majority of these multiple murders are committed by committed homosexuals.

Bullshit. Ted Bundy was successful as a serial killer because he was good looking and had a way with women.

5/3/2012 5:59:40 AM

dionysus

Yay! Kill the environment! Subjugate the blacks! Destroy science! Persecute the gays!

I swear, it's like they take joy in being as rude, crude, nasty, and downright evil as they can possibly be. Freepers are like freaking Saturday morning cartoon villains only X-rated. Speaking of which, never do I hear such graphic descriptions of alleged gay sex as from fundies. Hell, even the gays don't talk about gay sex that much and they certainly don't do half of the things Freepers love to talk about. For example, most don't shove their mouths into people's asses.

Does this make sense to anyone?

Only to the sick, nasty, perverted, twisted minds on Free Republic.

5/3/2012 6:01:40 AM

Mister Spak

@Brendan Rizzo

Lots of people become ministers in prison. They minister to the other prisoners. It's fundie homosexual serial killers telling other fundie homosexual serial killers to not be homosexual.


5/3/2012 6:22:38 AM

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Rizzo: i think you read that wrong RE: dahmer, he got "born-again" in prison by a minister, but afaik never rose the ranks. but he did convert in prison, that much i know

"Does this make sense to anyone? "

your rant? not one bit, thanks for asking, though

5/3/2012 6:25:54 AM

smartz

Straight people get AIDS too, etc.

5/3/2012 6:34:24 AM

LDM

Freepers sure love to discuss gay sex in graphic detail. Why do you think that is, Ib?

5/3/2012 7:02:58 AM

Dawn

I'm just highly amused at IbJensen's views of homosexuals. As has been pointed out below, many heterosexual couples have anal intercourse, and many have oral sex (I think that's what he is implying by "cleaning...dipstick". I don't think there are many people who go right from anal sex to oral sex - though I am sure there are some. And "rimming" is quite common among hetero couples too.

I wonder, if you asked him, how he feels about bi/lesbian women who perform oral sex on each other? Why do I get the feeling he'd think that was OK and hot?

(And why do I REALLY think that IbJensen can't get any woman to perform oral sex on him?.....)

5/3/2012 7:06:44 AM

Tina

So who writes more descriptive gay sex scenes, anti-gay fundies or yaoi fans?

5/3/2012 7:31:33 AM

LAchlan

"Checking out the history of serial killers we find the very large majority of these multiple murders are committed by committed homosexuals."

Haven't we been over this already? No they aren't. NEXT!

5/3/2012 7:48:10 AM

OhJohnNo

More repression. Woo.

5/3/2012 7:48:31 AM

pete

Meanwhile, here in the cause and effect universe inhabited by sane people, IbJensen has lost touch with the mother ship and is lost beyond hope.

5/3/2012 7:50:35 AM

Bikeman

IbJensen doth protest too much, methinks.

5/3/2012 7:55:08 AM
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