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In one speech, Obama viciously attacks Sarah Palin and then admits to the world the he was born in Kenya, all while knowing that he will soon be declaring Martial Law due to the soon to be Obama Birth Certificate Natural Born Citizen Uprising and Mass Protests and will cancel the 2012 elections.

Uncle Slayton, Free Republic 31 Comments [5/6/2012 5:14:43 AM]
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Reynardine

Now, Uncle Slatey, if you don't stop it, you'll go blind.

5/6/2012 5:21:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

And people like you would just love for something like this to happen so you can justify your hatred of him, right?

5/6/2012 6:33:35 AM

Dynamic Dragon

[citation needed]

5/6/2012 9:24:06 AM

Ebon

Citation very much fucking needed.

5/6/2012 10:04:11 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Dafuq? What speech?

5/6/2012 10:04:48 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Blatant Lies award, anyone?

5/6/2012 10:38:16 AM

Flah

What speech? We want a place and a date. And preferably a transcript. Come on, Slayton, get cracking.

5/6/2012 10:40:38 AM



You forgot the part about him forcing Americans to accept and follow Islam or die. Or the fact of his and Reverend Wright's participation in frequent Cleveland Steamer parties before he acquired his beard, a.k.a. Michelle

5/6/2012 12:40:12 PM

J. James

You forgot the part where he climbed offstage up into his Zeppelin and bombarded Mount Rushmore, then flew off, cackling and twirling his waxed moustache.

5/6/2012 2:11:57 PM

Kat S.

Ho-hum.

This is the same dribble that "prophets", anti-federal govenment, and extremely insane anti-Geroge Bush people were saying in 2008. Same theory, different person, but an election that will comence on its normal scheduled time.

5/6/2012 3:13:34 PM

Undead Will

....can I buy what ever in the hell you are smoking?

5/6/2012 3:19:55 PM

Anonymous Coward

Transcript or it never happened. A video would also be nice.

5/6/2012 5:25:17 PM

Veras_the_Brujah

You do realize that, if you saw this while you were asleep, it was a dream, right? And that it didn't actually happen?

5/6/2012 5:37:26 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


5/6/2012 5:55:52 PM

Raised by Horses

Political Fan Fiction. I'd say that's a new one on me, but it seems like you Freepers have been getting a lot of practice in that particular genre.

5/6/2012 6:18:23 PM



Oh, here we go. None of the stuff they said would happen when Obama took office happened in his first term, so the new theme to get the nutjobs shaking in their boots again will be that Obama was just waiting for his second term to lower the boom.

And then in five years' time, they'll all be screeching at some new Democatic politician to keep his/her "government hands" off the health care and student loans they'll have gotten thanks to Obama.

5/6/2012 6:29:43 PM

Tatsukun

All: This guy is referring to the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner:

"My fellow Americans, we gather during a historic anniversary. Last year at this time -- in fact, on this very weekend -- we finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals. (Applause.) Now, this year, we gather in the midst of a heated election season. And Axelrod tells me I should never miss a chance to reintroduce myself to the American people. So tonight, this is how I’d like to begin: My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course, in Hawaii. (Obama winks, followed by laughter and applause.) "

Uncle Slayton here gets the 2012 "Didn't get the joke award"!

5/7/2012 8:53:24 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Anonymous #1399782

Exactly. They were saying the same kind of stuff about Clinton during his first term, then when he was reelected they kept talking about how he was finally going to declare martial law so he could remain president-dictator for life. IIRC they may have even said that Bush was going to do something like that so he could remain in office.

5/7/2012 2:06:50 PM

fishtank

citation needed?

5/8/2012 7:12:36 AM

JB Mason

Further proof that conservatives lack a sense of humor.

5/8/2012 11:10:18 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

Even the presidents who would most love to do this wouldn't have the power, nimrod.

5/10/2012 10:15:54 AM

werewolf

No, really? President Obama admitted to the world - in front everybody - that he was born in Kenya, of all places?

I thought they said he was born under a star in a manger.

Do they have mangers in Kenya?

5/11/2012 10:32:03 PM

myheadhurts

Because he's that powerful... and that stupid. (not)

5/17/2012 8:17:53 PM

NonProphet

And when the elections proceed as normal, the Freepers will act as if they never said otherwise.

Really, their lies are getting predictable & stale. Don't they have any original material over there in Fundy Conspiracy Land? Or is original thought outlawed in their little community?

5/31/2012 9:46:48 AM



This is obviously a Poe
Unless it isn't, of course, in which case I'll have to destroy the entire world

10/22/2012 7:36:34 PM
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