In one speech, Obama viciously attacks Sarah Palin and then admits to the world the he was born in Kenya, all while knowing that he will soon be declaring Martial Law due to the soon to be Obama Birth Certificate Natural Born Citizen Uprising and Mass Protests and will cancel the 2012 elections.
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Ho-hum.
This is the same dribble that "prophets", anti-federal govenment, and extremely insane anti-Geroge Bush people were saying in 2008. Same theory, different person, but an election that will comence on its normal scheduled time.
You do realize that, if you saw this while you were asleep, it was a dream, right? And that it didn't actually happen?
Oh, here we go. None of the stuff they said would happen when Obama took office happened in his first term, so the new theme to get the nutjobs shaking in their boots again will be that Obama was just waiting for his second term to lower the boom.
And then in five years' time, they'll all be screeching at some new Democatic politician to keep his/her "government hands" off the health care and student loans they'll have gotten thanks to Obama.
All: This guy is referring to the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner:
"My fellow Americans, we gather during a historic anniversary. Last year at this time -- in fact, on this very weekend -- we finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals. (Applause.) Now, this year, we gather in the midst of a heated election season. And Axelrod tells me I should never miss a chance to reintroduce myself to the American people. So tonight, this is how I’d like to begin: My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course, in Hawaii. (Obama winks, followed by laughter and applause.) "
Uncle Slayton here gets the 2012 "Didn't get the joke award"!
@Anonymous #1399782
Exactly. They were saying the same kind of stuff about Clinton during his first term, then when he was reelected they kept talking about how he was finally going to declare martial law so he could remain president-dictator for life. IIRC they may have even said that Bush was going to do something like that so he could remain in office.
No, really? President Obama admitted to the world - in front everybody - that he was born in Kenya, of all places?
I thought they said he was born under a star in a manger.
Do they have mangers in Kenya?
And when the elections proceed as normal, the Freepers will act as if they never said otherwise.
Really, their lies are getting predictable & stale. Don't they have any original material over there in Fundy Conspiracy Land? Or is original thought outlawed in their little community?
I think I remember hearing about this all happening on the news sometime. Man, 2012 was a crazy year. Who knew ol' Uncle Slayton was the only one who knew what would happen?
Well, hindsight is 20/20, am I right fellow Obama-slaves? I just wish it wasn't so darn tricky to type in my shackles.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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