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[Extracts from the WBC Atlas "God Hates the World" explaining in detail why they hate every living person on Earth. This is not parody.]
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God Hates Bhutan. Bhutan, which is officially called the Kingdom of Bhutan, is one of the most isolated nations in the world, and because of this, homosexuality is not really known in this nation. They claim ignorance of homosexuality, but their dark, evil hearts know what they're doing. Bhutan is sometimes referred to as an openly bisexual society. Whatever name you try to put on it, if it walks like a duck (fag) and quacks like a duck (fag), it is a duck (fag).

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Botswana's False Religious Systems

Christians - My eye! 60% of these populous claim to be Christian, but the crimes still continue unabated in that land. They are the very picture of this: Mark 7:6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.
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Greece's False Religious Systems

The whores of the Greek Orthodox whore house have such a chokehold on Greece that their flag depicts the white cross symbol of that monster. The government of Greece financially supports this whore, paying the salaries and training of the “clergy,” and financing the maintenance of their buildings. But don’t worry, they have a Ministry of Education and Religion that makes sure everyone gets religious freedom in Greece. Though they did have a little hiccup when they denied the application for recognition and a house of prayer permit to the Church of Scientology. These whores fight amongst themselves all the time, and if they can get the corrupt government of a doomed nation to give them the charge of things, their tyrant fangs come all the way out.
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Solomon Islands's Filthy Manner of Life
Solomon Island has a history of abortion and infanticide. Claiming a need to control the population, only the oldest son is allowed to marry, while all others are allowed to have sexual affairs but not allowed to produce children from them. The preferred form of population control is killing babies before or just after birth.
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Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates The World 73 Comments [5/16/2012 3:04:46 AM]
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Pup

I've started mentally replacing 'God' with 'Fred Phelps' in their signs/etc. It makes way more sense.

5/16/2012 3:15:11 AM

Nathan

Is it even possible to counter/rebut this level of insanity and stupidity? I mean, where would one even begin?

5/16/2012 3:20:46 AM

Aspergus

I hate the world for producing the likes of Fred Phelps.

5/16/2012 3:26:05 AM

Power Skunk

You know, I'm among the probable millions who believe that Fred Phelps is so far in the closet he's finding Christmas presents, and that cute little sweater that Aunt Martha gave him for Christmas when he was eight and he just looked 'SO adorable!' in it. But I digress.
The sheer amount of hatred and vitriol coming out of his church is staggering, and I only hope that Fred can find the right man to tell him that it's all okay. With any luck, in that guy's arms, Fred will let go of all this hate of his, and see just how terribly he's treated his fellow man, regardless of belief or sexual orientation.

5/16/2012 3:26:11 AM

Filin De Blanc

These people really need to get a hobby.

5/16/2012 3:31:48 AM

Mudak

Say what you will, Phelps is actually consistent about following the bible. Take out the obvious attention-whoring, he at least demonstrates why the bible isn't the paragon of virtue and morality many Christians claim it is.

5/16/2012 3:50:24 AM

Diatryma

This guy is obviously more batshit insane than a whole cave full of bats... Does anyone listen to him at all? Except his clan, that is.

5/16/2012 3:51:34 AM

Leighton Buzzard

So, only the WBC are going to heaven, then? Bit of a waste, wasn't it, creating a whole universe, just for the benefit of one family in Kentucky.

5/16/2012 4:01:44 AM

Extraintrovert

Most Christian fundies just Lie For Jesus, but Phelps goes the extra light-year and performs the full Complete Detachment From Reality For Jesus. It's spectacular and horrifying.

@Mudak
That isn't fair at all, because Phelps, like every Christian, picks and chooses which parts of the bible to follow and which to ignore; that's what happens when a supposedly infallible holy book is often so vague and self-contradictory in its messages. That doesn't make Phelps any better, but rather it demonstrates that a millennia-old collection of mythology is not the best guide to life.

5/16/2012 4:17:29 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

phelps is the kind of asshat that everyone hopes will take a bullet.

5/16/2012 4:21:51 AM

Tempus

Christians - My eye! 60% of these populous claim to be Christian, but the crimes still continue unabated in that land.

There hasn't been a single society that was crime-free in the history of the human race.

But I suspect that what you consider crimes differ greatly from what actual, functioning human beings with a conscience and a sense of ethics consider crimes.

5/16/2012 4:30:52 AM

Thrutch

What would WBC make of Saint Piran's Flag? a cross, argent, on a field, sable.

5/16/2012 4:36:15 AM

farpadokly

I was looking through the "False religious systems" to see if there were ANY countries whose religious systems the WBC approved of. What about the Calvinist, Protestant countries? The Netherlands, Scotland? Maybe Switzerland where Calvin began his preaching? Nope.
I think WBC is Protestantism taken to its extreme, so much so that it starts to become a parody.

5/16/2012 4:36:48 AM

Mister Spak

God hates Fred Phelps.

www.godhatesfredphelps.com

5/16/2012 4:37:58 AM

OhJohnNo

We are the WBC
We read the Bible everyday
We like who we like
We hate who we hate
But we're also easily swayed

5/16/2012 4:42:33 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Can they even find those places on a map?

5/16/2012 4:55:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

I'm firmly convinced that Fred Phelps is completely and totally insane, not that I've ever had any doubt.

5/16/2012 5:47:22 AM

markb

A man who knew Phelps way back when claims that he at some point fell under the delusion that he is the last "righteous" person left on earth. This is pretty consistent with everything he says. The guy is mentally ill, he just gets more media attention than the millions of other mentally ill people out there.

5/16/2012 5:50:21 AM

A White Dude With AIDS

[Extracts from the WBC Atlas "[Chandler] Hates the World" explaining in detail why they hate every living person on Earth. This is not parody.]
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[Chandler] Hates Bhutan. Bhutan, which is officially called the Kingdom of Bhutan, is one of the most isolated nations in the world, and because of this, [Christianity] is not really known in this nation. They claim ignorance of [Christianity,] but their dark, evil hearts know what they're doing. Bhutan is sometimes referred to as an openly [Pantheistic] society. Whatever name you try to put on it, if it walks like a duck ([retarded theist]) and quacks like a duck ([retarded theist]), it is a duck ([retarded theist]).

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Botswana's [Super] Religious Systems

Christians - [so true!] 60% of these populous claim to be Christian, [and] the crimes still continue unabated in that land. They are the very picture of this: [Religion causes crime!]
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(Cont.)

5/16/2012 5:56:55 AM

A White Dude With AIDS

(Cont.)
Greece's [UBER] Religious Systems

The whores of the Greek Orthodox [church] [has] such a chokehold on Greece that their flag depicts the white cross symbol of that monster. The government of Greece financially supports this monster, paying the salaries and training of the clergy, and financing the maintenance of their buildings. But don’t worry, they have a Ministry of Education and Religion that makes sure everyone gets religious freedom in Greece. Though they did have a little hiccup when they denied the application for recognition and a house of prayer permit to the Church of Scientology. These [Christians] fight amongst themselves all the time, and if they can get the corrupt government of a doomed nation to give them the charge of things, their tyrant fangs come all the way out.
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[Westboro Baptist Church's] Filthy Manner of Life
[WBC] has a history of [stupidity] and [mind-control.] [Having] a need to control the population, [every member preaches bullshit and lies, while all others are expected to believe or accept them.] The preferred form of population control is [sacrificing intelligence.]

LOOK HOW LITTLE I CHANGED AND MADE IT TRUE.

5/16/2012 5:58:01 AM

SpukiKitty

@Leighton Buzzard

Kansas. Topeka, Kansas.

But I agree with ya.

5/16/2012 6:05:25 AM

armandtanzarian

Boom de yada, boom de yada...

5/16/2012 6:20:54 AM

Horsefeathers

You Westboro guys are a riot. You should take your show on the road. I hear the Middle East is particularly receptive of your brand of comedy.

As a bonus, there's plenty of those damned Muslim heathens there that you can convert, once you've explained why they're all hellbound (and they do the same for you, of course).

5/16/2012 7:03:29 AM

LDM

These people are just plain childish.

5/16/2012 7:14:16 AM

rebel

I wonder what would happen if Fred came out and said, "Hey I was just trolling ya! You actually fell for that crap? I was making fun of you fundies!"

5/16/2012 7:17:07 AM
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