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[Extracts from the WBC Atlas "God Hates the World" explaining in detail why they hate every living person on Earth. This is not parody.]
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God Hates Bhutan. Bhutan, which is officially called the Kingdom of Bhutan, is one of the most isolated nations in the world, and because of this, homosexuality is not really known in this nation. They claim ignorance of homosexuality, but their dark, evil hearts know what they're doing. Bhutan is sometimes referred to as an openly bisexual society. Whatever name you try to put on it, if it walks like a duck (fag) and quacks like a duck (fag), it is a duck (fag).

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Botswana's False Religious Systems

Christians - My eye! 60% of these populous claim to be Christian, but the crimes still continue unabated in that land. They are the very picture of this: Mark 7:6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.
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Greece's False Religious Systems

The whores of the Greek Orthodox whore house have such a chokehold on Greece that their flag depicts the white cross symbol of that monster. The government of Greece financially supports this whore, paying the salaries and training of the “clergy,” and financing the maintenance of their buildings. But don’t worry, they have a Ministry of Education and Religion that makes sure everyone gets religious freedom in Greece. Though they did have a little hiccup when they denied the application for recognition and a house of prayer permit to the Church of Scientology. These whores fight amongst themselves all the time, and if they can get the corrupt government of a doomed nation to give them the charge of things, their tyrant fangs come all the way out.
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Solomon Islands's Filthy Manner of Life
Solomon Island has a history of abortion and infanticide. Claiming a need to control the population, only the oldest son is allowed to marry, while all others are allowed to have sexual affairs but not allowed to produce children from them. The preferred form of population control is killing babies before or just after birth.
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Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates The World 73 Comments [5/16/2012 3:04:46 AM]
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Mayhem

And we hate you, too.

5/16/2012 7:30:47 AM

Reynardine

Oh, Westboro. Their gallbladers are going to bust from all that bile.

5/16/2012 7:32:40 AM

Xotan

Well, 'whore' is obviously the key word of the day with these people.

As regards the Greek Orthodox, they are the ones in whose language the scriptures were ORIGINALLY written - long before the politically biased KJV. And as regards Scientology, are these people trying to say it is Christian? France has declared it a racket. But perhaps Old Fred is planning to become a Scientologist? Do let us in on this.

5/16/2012 7:59:45 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Ooops. Sorry, Kentucky.

5/16/2012 8:03:43 AM

breakerslion

Freddy, Freddy! Get your balls caught on the bedpost again?

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then so is ugliness and wickedness, at least in your case, Fred... and we all know what the Bible say-uz to do if thyne eye offend thee....

WHY WON'T ANYONE SIGN THE GODDAMN PAPERS AND GET THIS RABID DOG PUT AWAY? /rant

5/16/2012 8:31:25 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

The picture of their atlas entry for Sweden has one of them holding a sign that says "you will eat your children".

Does anybody have any idea what that could mean?

5/16/2012 8:47:59 AM

Osiris

The Ugandan government tries to imprison and execute gay people so I guess the WBC doesn't find them to have a "false religious system".

5/16/2012 9:11:32 AM

Renon

See, normally with fundies we'd tear them a new one. But since the WTC has gone to the trouble of making asses OF themselves BY themselves, there's really no need. Move along, nothing to see here.

5/16/2012 9:39:41 AM

Berny

Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
You know when everyone in the world but you seems to be crazy, it just might be the other way around.

5/16/2012 9:41:12 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

If Jesus was alive today, he would be disgusted by these people claiming to be his followers while preaching the OPPOSITE of his message. Did he not talk about loving everyone, even or especially the most wretched?

5/16/2012 9:42:04 AM

Kuno

This site is hilarious!

In the Germany entry it lists the holocaust under "Crime/Genocide", calling it "evil and wickedness".

In the Israel entry it is listed under "God's Wrath Revealed Against Israel". Quote: "The richly deserved death of 6 million European Jews at the hands of an angry God taught these hard hearted, stiff necked, rebellious people nothing."

So what is it?

(Also they list Sascha Baron Cohen as "Poster Children For Sin" for Austria and Israel, but strangely enough not for the UK. WTF?)

5/16/2012 10:24:09 AM

aaa

WBC hates everything, nothing special.

5/16/2012 11:38:48 AM

checkmate

Phelps has lost it 99%.

I'm waiting for him to lose it 100% and start making signs that say "God hates Jesus" and "God hates the Bible".

Really, if the Holy Trinity were to appear before Phelps, Phelps would start cussing Father/Son/Spirit out and tell him/them why and what he's/they're doing wrong.

Phelps can be taken as proof that God doesn't exist. Satan may be another matter.

5/16/2012 12:18:50 PM

Filin De Blanc

"Really, if the Holy Trinity were to appear before Phelps, Phelps would start cussing Father/Son/Spirit out and tell him/them why and what he's/they're doing wrong."

I've often heard it said that if Jesus' second coming were to actually occur, Phelps and his ilk would be rushing to crucify him.

5/16/2012 12:23:24 PM

Old Viking

Do you ever get the impression that Fred a one-track sort of guy?

5/16/2012 12:37:41 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Westboro Baptist Church is nothing but a group of misanthropic hicks from Kansas. Nothing more, nothing less.

5/16/2012 12:44:05 PM

SpukiKitty

Fred Phelps: CLOSET CASE!

He's so far in the closet that he's not just in Narnia but that he's past Narnia & well into The Land of Oz!

5/16/2012 12:58:30 PM

DviniT

Everybody loves Bhutan

5/16/2012 1:04:04 PM

John

Christians - My eye! 60% of these populous claim to be Christian, but the crimes still continue unabated in that land. They are the very picture of this: Mark 7:6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.

So based on homicide rates, is Norway seven times more Christian than the US?

5/16/2012 1:51:18 PM

Iel

Mark 7:6 is about as applicable to you assholes, Mr. Phelps. What about the biggest commandment of all, to love? You certainly seem incapable of it, and yet claim to be Christians.

5/16/2012 1:54:36 PM



They're actually defending Scientology, which isn't a religion at all, even according to that POS liar L. Ron, but only started claiming to be one to get tax exemption in the 1970s??

So the Greek Orthodox church is a "whore", but Scientology should have been granted status as a "religion" by a government (wiser than our own in the US) that was trying to protect its people from being scammed? That's rich.

Oh, and, Fred, we KNOW you're gay. Come out already.

5/16/2012 4:10:11 PM

LadyJafaria

To call Scientologists persecuted is to say that extortion, deception and psychological torture are religious freedoms.

Then again, I'm sure Phelps wants to believe that.

5/16/2012 6:07:10 PM

\m/>_<\m/

@nathan: try alt+f4
@pup:still not saying much
@Aspergus: even the world hates the guy
@power skunk: no such luck unfortunately. he is a confirmed het (but slash-fic is still funny)
@de blanc: mirrors, m'boy
@the rest: i'm too tired to do this for the 2 pages. sorry :)

5/16/2012 7:11:38 PM

Skyknight

I can't help but wonder if Phelps acknowledges ANY delights in Heaven other than the fancy of abomination. (Just to avoid some somewhat obvious slanting of that to poke more fun at Phelps, it's a conceit from some schools of medieval Christianity that an integral part of Heaven's joys will be getting to watch the endless torture of those consigned to Hell.)

5/16/2012 8:18:14 PM

Raised by Horses

Fred, just serve the Kool-Aid already.

5/16/2012 9:00:28 PM
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