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[Extracts from the WBC Atlas "God Hates the World" explaining in detail why they hate every living person on Earth. This is not parody.]
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God Hates Bhutan. Bhutan, which is officially called the Kingdom of Bhutan, is one of the most isolated nations in the world, and because of this, homosexuality is not really known in this nation. They claim ignorance of homosexuality, but their dark, evil hearts know what they're doing. Bhutan is sometimes referred to as an openly bisexual society. Whatever name you try to put on it, if it walks like a duck (fag) and quacks like a duck (fag), it is a duck (fag).

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Botswana's False Religious Systems

Christians - My eye! 60% of these populous claim to be Christian, but the crimes still continue unabated in that land. They are the very picture of this: Mark 7:6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.
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Greece's False Religious Systems

The whores of the Greek Orthodox whore house have such a chokehold on Greece that their flag depicts the white cross symbol of that monster. The government of Greece financially supports this whore, paying the salaries and training of the “clergy,” and financing the maintenance of their buildings. But don’t worry, they have a Ministry of Education and Religion that makes sure everyone gets religious freedom in Greece. Though they did have a little hiccup when they denied the application for recognition and a house of prayer permit to the Church of Scientology. These whores fight amongst themselves all the time, and if they can get the corrupt government of a doomed nation to give them the charge of things, their tyrant fangs come all the way out.
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Solomon Islands's Filthy Manner of Life
Solomon Island has a history of abortion and infanticide. Claiming a need to control the population, only the oldest son is allowed to marry, while all others are allowed to have sexual affairs but not allowed to produce children from them. The preferred form of population control is killing babies before or just after birth.
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Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates The World 73 Comments [5/16/2012 3:04:46 AM]
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Hakar

I thought God loved infanticide.

5/16/2012 10:06:38 PM

Fpqxz

So, apparently God hates everything. So I guess that makes the Xian god some sort of edgy, angsty teenager.

5/16/2012 10:14:20 PM

Kat S.

Yes, WBC, we get it. You think anything and everything that isn't related to you or under your control is evil.

I apologize for not giving the link since it's so revolting to connect to this good site. If it is still up, on YouTube there is an excerpt from a British (if my memory is correct) documentary were Jael and her sister see a camera from across the street, run up to it, and start talking about how they hope no one else goes to Heaven, and that everyone should listen to the teachings of Fred Phelps.

Yes, Fred Phelps, not Jesus Christ, but Fred Phelps.

5/16/2012 11:07:25 PM

WWWWolf

On Finland:

> Age of Consent
> It is 16, for everyone, all and singular. They are teaching them to be perverts before they learn Geometry. Perfect! I can already smell the brimstone!

Bullshit.

Our lower school (ages 7-12) already covers geometry, and lower high school (13-15) goes all the way to trigonometry and other fascinating concepts.

I can't even begin to guess how backwatery American school system is if you don't cover geometry by age 16! ...or at least how backwatery Fred Phelps's school was, if he didn't learn geometry by that age.

5/17/2012 1:42:28 AM

Danarth

Ugh. I can't believe I actually looked at that webshite.

On a side note...is it a surprise to anyone that the WBC hate Charles Darwin?

5/17/2012 2:30:07 AM

Robespierre

You know, religion makes a lot more sense if you assume that god hates our guts.

5/17/2012 5:18:55 AM

SpukiKitty

@Leighton Buzzard



Read the first paragraph of this article:

http://www.adl.org/learn/ext_us/WBC/default.asp?LEARN_Cat=Extremism&LEARN_SubCat=Extremism_in_America&xpicked=3&item=WBC

WBC are based in Topeka. Topeka is in Kansas. This is a map of Kansas. Topeka is near the top-right corner. You apparently are illiterate. I have made my point. BOO-YAH! Thank you.

5/17/2012 5:57:56 AM

checkmate

@WWWWolf

I can't even begin to guess how backwatery American school system is if you don't cover geometry by age 16!

The problem is that if you were to confront Phelps with this, he would just turn it around and proclaim how teaching and learning geometry before the age of 16 is a sin and how God hates it.

I can just hear it now:

"GOD told Noah to build an arc. He told him the dimensions it should have. Did God tell Noah's KIDS? NO!! Because they were under 16!! Did NOAH ask his KIDS! NO!!! God told him ALONE!! TEACHING GEOMETRY TO KIDS IS EVIL. It is abhorred by GOD.

GOD HATES GEOMETRY!"

That's how Phelps's sermons go.

5/17/2012 6:14:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

Fred & co have never been to Bhutan. Nor have they even read a 'Rough Guide' book on the country.

Therefore they are in no position to pull such whoppers from their arses. And even if (and no doubt there is) there are bisexual people in Bhutan, so? It adds to the Happiness Quotient in that country - and Bhutan prides itself on being the Happiest Country in the World.

...but you wouldn't know about that concept eh, Fred & co? All you know is Hate. And that clearly people are cottoning on to your agenda: the WBC's activities are nothing more than a moneymaking scam; 'protest', just so you can rile people up so's they lash out - preferably literally - then you sue them for assault. Oh yes, Ye shall know them by their fruits' indeed. Despite Shurely Felch-Raper's admission on camera (to a British documentary-making crew) that she'd had a child out of wedlock. So no hypocrisy on your part eh, WBC, nosiree. [/hyper-sarcasm]

That's your twisted raison d'etre, Fred & co. And how you think you have the right to twist the 1st Amendment to your own unjustifiable purposes. Canuovea, take note.

It's why we in the UK have Sections 4 & 5 of the Public Order Act. And rightly so.

I spotted on Russia Today last night (but was too late to screencap such; however, Google Image Search is your friend) this:



As proven by that lad*, the next generation of Americans just don't subscribe to even this form of hyper-fundieism, and reject such, via a simple method. There is hope for the US after all. Oh, and for SpukiKitty...:



...as proven by these next-generationers, you're not the only one who thinks so. b^_^d

*- Notice in that pic, how the WBCer has his face down to the ground; not exactly looking up, proud of him being there, promoting his - & the WBC's - message? Very telling...!

5/17/2012 7:35:42 AM

SpukiKitty

@Anon-e-moose

Thank you, I have hope for America. Sometimes the hope wavers but I'm not giving up...not yet!

If Romney becomes prez, then I'll know it's all fixed & it's "game over" & I'll make tracks for Canada. However, where there's life, there is HOPE! I understand Brendan Rizzo's feelings but EGADS, he's turned into Headache! Sad, really. I hope he's okay. Cheer up, Riz.

Anyway, Anon-e-moose, you are cool! I may get weird, sometimes but I try to be as cool & caring as possible.

5/17/2012 12:22:35 PM

Vman

SpukiKitty> meh, I wouldn't be that worried if Romney (or the Republicans in general) win. Heck, we (sane people) in Croatia have to live with HDZ in power most of the time, but it's a life :P

Most things in everyday life stay pretty much the same, no matter who's in charge. Sometimes even if it's no-one (how many months did Belgium go without a government?).

And agreed about Rizzo. Cheer up, Brendan... some things are not worth getting so upset over! :P

Btw. SpukiKitty, you certainly ARE one weird person! But it's the good kind of crazy =D

P.S. ooh, since I'm talking about those in power and Freddy Krue...Phelps up there talks about various countries, I remembered this (from early 2011):



Off topic I know, but just for fun.

5/17/2012 3:49:21 PM

Skatepunk

How does a man with so much hate in his heart live a long healthy life? Longevity is a strange thing indeed.

5/17/2012 5:00:19 PM

SpukiKitty

@Skatepunk

I dunno, probably some Faustian contract with The Devil (since I see Fundie Bible God, The Demiurge & The Devil as one in the same).

5/17/2012 8:01:19 PM

Martha Jones

@ Kat S: The other girl was Libby. If my memory is right, she left the Church... Oh, and to all of you...look up Louis Theroux's documentaries on the church: "The Most Hated Family In America" and "The Most Hated Family in America in Crisis." Very insightful.

Oh, and here's yet another article about them, from the KC Star:

http://www.kansascity.com/2011/11/19/3275645/megan-phelps-roper-an-heir-to.html

ETA: Yeah, Libby DID leave. Quite a few of them have left, from the looks of it. I suspect this church will probably (slowly) go away.

5/18/2012 5:15:32 PM

Anon-e-moose

Getting a cold one, I had a 'Eureka!' moment, and suddenly realised this:

If God 'hates the world', as per your claim, WBC, why can't he appear here in hard, solid, physical form (and that's 'God' himself, not Jesus), and say so himself...?

Seems that the comedian (can't remember his name) who came up with the line (as part of his stand-up routine; emphasis added) 'If God is the most powerful being in the universe, why does he need a bunch of bozos to do his P.R.?' thought up that with you in mind, Fred & co.

So why not just have the cojones to admit that it has fuck all to do with 'religion'; the Bible etc, and everything to do with your real agenda: a moneymaking scam.

But with your ever more desperate measures to cope with the ever increasing 'offence fatigue' exhibited by people in the US, desperate people make mistakes. And just one will completely fuck you up, Fred, Shirley & co. [/Schadenfreude] >:D

5/19/2012 11:23:28 AM

Nottestedonanimals

The Solomon Islands, really? You felt the need to call out the Solomon Islands?

5/19/2012 9:33:50 PM

MadmanJohnson

Replace "God" with "Stalin" in Westboro's stuff. It's really funny.

5/9/2013 5:06:00 AM

GigaGuess

Hey Freddie, how's Narnia this time of year?

5/9/2013 8:31:35 AM

Anon-e-moose

I noticed that soon after the waste of money (£8 million) that was as near as dammit a 'state' funeral for the Antichrist Maggie Thatcher (*spit*), she'd been cremated.

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Shurley Felch-Raper & co. will do the same for the inferior subhuman that is Fred Phelps; mayhaps not even any kind of open service (or if so, in secret).

Because - like Thatcher (*spit*) - you wouldn't want to have a miles long queue of people wanting to dance, spit, piss and shit on his grave, eh?!

That vile waste of DNA won't live forever, and you know it, WBC. As you sowed, so shall you reap. Glove'll be on the other foot, re. funeral protests, and where will the Patriot Riders be to protect your precious Freddie-boy's funeral...?! >:D

5/9/2013 11:26:46 AM



Now, tell me. Why doesn't he just blow the whole thing up and start again? Surely you're not just using God as an excuse to be an asshole, right?

5/9/2013 4:02:29 PM

GigaGuess

@Skatepunk
Only the good die young. That prick's gonna outlive Methuselah.

5/9/2013 4:31:06 PM

anti-nonsense

check out the page on Germany, apparently Freddy hasn't got the memo that the Nazis haven't run Germany in nearly 70 years, and are now very very illegal there. And that said Nazis persecuted homosexuals along with the Jews.

And Scientology is a money-making scam masquerading as a religion, and any sane person realizes this, mind you Freddy is pretty much as far from sane as its possible to be and still walk straight, assuming he actually believes this shit, so it's not surprising he hasn't figured this out yet.

5/9/2013 5:28:17 PM

Jessie's Guitarist

Westboro Baptist Church: Hate hate hatehate hate hate

Hatefish: Hate hate hate hate

Is there really any difference?

7/17/2013 6:22:33 AM
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