A British person, a Pakistani, and Thjodolfr are sitting in a room waiting for dinner.
The British person gets served a typical roast dinner. Looking at it, he decides "nah, I hate this, there's too much of it in this country" and, to make a statement, drops it out of the window. Thjodolfr begins to hatch an idea.
Meanwhile, the hosts attempt to be considerate and serve the Pakistani a traditional Pakistani-style kebab. The Pakistani is unimpressed by the attempt to pander to his stereotypical tastes, declares "there's too much of this in my home country anyway" and decides to drop it out of the window too. Thjodolfr decides enough is enough and decides to carry out his idea.
Marching over to the Pakistani's seat, he declares "there's too many of these in our country" and, with a self-satisfied smirk on his face, drops the surprised Pakistani out of the window. By way of further justification, he makes the above statement.
Then a glowing, righteous angel descends from heaven and gives Thjodolfr a good, well-deserved bitch-slap right in the face, pointing him towards the commandment in the bible that says:
"You shall love your neighbor as yourself."
Thjodolfr is suitably cowed, apologises to the unhurt Pakistani, then everyone makes friends and lives happily ever after (except the British person, who lives cynically ever after because he's British).