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WWJD

ATHEISTS UNWITTINGLY OBEY SATAN

Few 100% true Reasons why Atheism is TERRIBLE and unhealthy for our children and living things:

† Atheism is a religion that makes you stupid, ignorant & blind.
† Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated.
† Atheism makes you post stupid things (90% of silly comments here on CNN blogs are posted by closet Atheists)
† Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle.
† Atheists causes problem in our religious society.
† Atheists are mentally ill, that's why they have no faith.
† Atheism won't take you to kingdom of heaven and paradise.
† Atheism making you agree with Stalin, Hitler (Denied his faith later), Mao, Pol Pot & other terrible mass murder leaders.
† No traditional family lifestyle, no holidays, no culture, boring and feeling 'outsider'
† Atheists are angry, drug additcted and committ the most crime.
† Atheist try to convert people over internet because they feel "safer" behind closet.
† Atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God and argue with religious people.
† Atheists have had terrible life experience, bad childhood and not being loved.
† Most Atheists are uneducated... No Atheists could run for presidency.
† Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.
† Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.
† All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.
† The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: Genesis 1:1, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 19:1, Romans 1:19-20)
† Countries where Atheism is prevalent has the highest Suicide rate & Communist countries = Atheism!
**Only 2-3% of the U.S. are Atheists/Agnostics VS. over 90% who believe in God (80% Christians) in the U.S.**

† † Our Prayers goes to Atheists to be mentally healthy and seek their creator † †

ATHEISTS WILL BURN IN HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE WHERE THEY BELONG AND THEY ALL DESERVE IT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH FROM ABOVE IN HEAVEN WITH A SMILE WHILE I DANCE ON STREETS OF GOLD WHILE ATHEISTS SKIN BOILS OFF AND THEY CRY LIKE BABIES AND THEIR CHILDREN WILL JOIN THEM

WWJD, CNN Belif BLog 89 Comments [5/20/2012 3:56:40 AM]
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Reynardine

This is transcendentally...transcendental.

5/20/2012 4:11:27 AM

Onelife

Please be a Poe.

5/20/2012 4:17:26 AM

rageaholic

This has got to be a poe, it's too hillarious not to be.

5/20/2012 4:41:14 AM

SaneChick

It's amazing how many times he manages to contradict himself about whether or not atheists actually secretly believe in god or not....

5/20/2012 4:46:53 AM

OhJohnNo

Pretty sure this is a repost - it's been here before.

5/20/2012 4:48:19 AM

Power Skunk

If it hasnt been said already, and if this isn't a poe: FEEL THAT CHRISTIAN LURVE!

5/20/2012 5:38:14 AM



"All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals."

What were you saying about Atheists being uneducated? Clearly you don't even know the meaning of the word evolution.


And most non-fundamentalist Christians and Jews believe in evolution, too, just like they "believe" in other scientific facts.


5/20/2012 5:55:29 AM

Brendan Rizzo

This is a repost.

5/20/2012 6:09:43 AM



"† Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle."
No and no. There is nothing in my modern urban lfestyle that is "gothic".


Your indisguised glee at the prospect of watching me being tortured, shows you to be a true monster




5/20/2012 6:15:48 AM



If atheists commit the most crimes, they are also the best at getting away with it, as only about one percent of the prison population in the US are atheists.

5/20/2012 6:32:57 AM

Atheissimo

Poe. The Poest of all the Poes.

Anybody who couldn't see that a lot of these are internally contradictory wouldn't have the mental faculties to turn the computer on in the first place.

eg.

Atheism is a religion vs Atheism is a disease
Atheists have no faith vs Atheists secretly believe

5/20/2012 6:34:54 AM

Sagan's Ghost

Well, the use of capital letters convinced me.;D

5/20/2012 6:38:09 AM

Mudak

Repost or not/Poe or not, every single line item in this post is something we've seen before, even if not all in one place. More than anything, I'm disappointed in the lack of originality in this person's arguments. Atheism / humanism as a movement has been around -- depending on your starting point -- has been around for between 150 and 300 years and this is the best argument against it that this guy can come up with?

5/20/2012 6:59:12 AM

Jezeus

...Again... too much Christian love and those arguments were well thought out. Oh well, burn in hell or share eternity with a an idiot... see ya in hell... rock on

5/20/2012 7:05:49 AM

Arctic Knight

OK, this is what I got from this list (other than it's all a load of bovine excrement); Atheism is a mental illness disease religion that has no members because atheists do not exist.

Ignoring the blatant B.S., this list has almost as many self cancelling contradictions as the Xian Bible.

5/20/2012 7:06:28 AM

Raised by Horses

That last line was so awful that you broke literature. Nice going.

5/20/2012 7:08:10 AM

Persephone 66

this has been here before, still funny though.

Atheists live a gothic lifestyle? Do I know this guy?

5/20/2012 7:09:09 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

No holidays? NO HOLIDAYS? Fuck that!

5/20/2012 7:50:53 AM

Nicole

Hasn't... this list been posted before? Or am I having a massive case of deja vu?

5/20/2012 7:55:38 AM

Anon

[citation needed]

5/20/2012 8:02:43 AM

Paler_Face


† † Our Prayers goes to Atheists to be mentally healthy and seek their creator † †


I guess you mean well, but please don't 'pray for us'. It makes us feel dirty.

ATHEISTS WILL BURN IN HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE WHERE THEY BELONG AND THEY ALL DESERVE IT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH FROM ABOVE IN HEAVEN WITH A SMILE WHILE I DANCE ON STREETS OF GOLD WHILE ATHEISTS SKIN BOILS OFF AND THEY CRY LIKE BABIES AND THEIR CHILDREN WILL JOIN THEM

OK, I guess you don't mean that well after all. What kind of compartmentalization must be going on in your skull to make such a hateful statement immediately after the stereotypical 'I will pray for you' comment.

Also, I didn't know Richard Dawkins was a criminal, drug addicted goth.


5/20/2012 8:22:22 AM

Alencon

My immediate reaction is LOL!!!

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but not their own facts.

† Atheism is a religion...

Atheism isn't a religion. It's simply the rejection of a concept.

† No traditional family lifestyle, no holidays...

Actually we celebrate every national holiday including Christmas. We do sort of ignore Easter.

† Atheists are angry, drug additcted and committ the most crime.

Actually, atheists commit the LEAST crime.

† Atheists do not really exist...

I can absolutely guarantee that atheists exist.

† Atheists have had terrible life experience, bad childhood and not being loved.

Err, not me or anyone else I know that's an atheist.

† Most Atheists are uneducated...

Actually, the more education you have the more probable it is you will be an atheist.

† Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.

I suspect the French would disagree with you.

† Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.

Do false dichotomy much?

† All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.

Don't know much about evolution either do you?

† Countries where Atheism is prevalent has the highest Suicide rate

The list from the WHO is pretty much a mixed bag. This is simply not true.

**Only 2-3% of the U.S. are Atheists/Agnostics VS. over 90% who believe in God (80% Christians) in the U.S.**

And? Truth is not a popularity contest. Besides, the latest surveys show some 20% of the U.S. population as having no religion although many of those appear to have some sort of Deist idea. More accurate would be to say that only 2%-3% of the population acknowledge being atheist (an agnostic is an atheist but a certain type of atheist).

The existence of atheists really scares the crap out of them doesn't it?

5/20/2012 8:37:28 AM

Hoplite

Quite a fantasy you have there, bubba.

Keep dreamin'

5/20/2012 8:39:35 AM

Ebon

Atheism is a religion that makes you stupid, ignorant & blind

It has to worship something to be a religion, imbecile.

Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated.

First off, if this were true, it would be a mental illness, not a disease. Secondly, they're not the ones taking directions from an invisible sky-daddy.

Atheism makes you post stupid things

Recognising irony is not your strong suit, is it?

Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle

Dude, I actually AM a Satanist. Trust me, our lives are nowhere near as colourful as you imagine. And most goths have pretty conventional religious views.

Atheists causes problem in our religious society

Generally because you pricks won't leave them alone.

Atheists are mentally ill, that's why they have no faith

Lack of faith is NOT a mental illness, fuckwad. I could make a fair crack at diagnosing you though.

Atheism won't take you to kingdom of heaven and paradise

Since athiests don't believe in heaven or a spiritual paradise, that's obvious.

Atheism making you agree with Stalin, Hitler (Denied his faith later), Mao, Pol Pot & other terrible mass murder leaders

Hitler said so many contradictory things that we really have no idea what, if anything, he actually believed. And do you really want to get into comparing nutjobs here?

No traditional family lifestyle, no holidays, no culture, boring and feeling 'outsider'

Contrary to loonies like you, most families are not religious zealots. And they wouldn't feel like outsiders if people like you didn't go out of their way to ostracise them.

Atheists are angry, drug additcted and committ the most crime.

Atheists are disproportionately under-represented in prisons and no more likely to use illegal drugs than anyone else. A second's review of real criminology texts would confirm this. Temperament varies, of course, but I can easily see how any atheist forced to spend time around you would be angry.

Atheist try to convert people over internet because they feel "safer" behind closet

Whereas Christians try to convert people online, on street corners, through advertising... Every way possible, in fact.

Atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God and argue with religious people

This is called "projection". It's where you assume that other people are exactly the same as you. Also, you said above that they didn't have any faith. Make your mind up.

Atheists have had terrible life experience, bad childhood and not being loved

Is that supposed to make me resent atheists or pity them?

Most Atheists are uneducated

Exactly the reverse of reality.

No Atheists could run for presidency

They very likely already have. You mean OPENLY run for the presidency and that's probably true because there are, sadly, a lot of people like you around.

Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history

You don't actually know anything about the French Revolution, do you?

Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists

That sounds like a Poe. But assuming it's not, lack of knowledge about an event doesn't mean the answer automatically is Goddidit.

All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals

Firstly, not all atheists believe in evolution. Secondly, the fact of evolution has nothing to say about morality. Thirdly, you don't actually know anything about evolution either, do you?

The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right

Wow, a book that claims that it's always right. Stephen Colbert wrote one of those too but his was funny.

Countries where Atheism is prevalent has the highest Suicide rate & Communist countries = Atheism!

Citation very much fucking needed.

Only 2-3% of the U.S. are Atheists/Agnostics VS. over 90% who believe in God (80% Christians) in the U.S.

Popularity does not equate to correctness. Despite what you may think, right and wrong are not up to the whim of the mob.

ATHEISTS WILL BURN IN HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE WHERE THEY BELONG AND THEY ALL DESERVE IT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH FROM ABOVE IN HEAVEN WITH A SMILE WHILE I DANCE ON STREETS OF GOLD WHILE ATHEISTS SKIN BOILS OFF AND THEY CRY LIKE BABIES AND THEIR CHILDREN WILL JOIN THEM

I don't think anyone encouraged you to share your masturbatory revenge fantasies but just feel that Christian Love (tm).

5/20/2012 8:55:53 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"† The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: here, here, and here, where the bible says the bible is right)"


Fixed!

5/20/2012 9:11:24 AM
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